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aeonian-blue · 7 months

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Oh my god, people need to chill. I said I didn't speak Chinese and where exactly did you get the impression that I got offended? Thanks for the correction but please remember that this is just a tumblr post and politeness is a thing that exists.

WWX saying "WN isn't a thing" to XY but then calling Su She JGY's "loyal subject" was very hypocritical of him and he didn't even realize it.

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aeonian-blue · 7 months

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I checked the original version and WWX says this: "你是不是忘了捎上什么东西?" (if someone wants to check too). 东西 means "something", but can also be used to call someone a "bad person".

WWX saying "WN isn't a thing" to XY but then calling Su She JGY's "loyal subject" was very hypocritical of him and he didn't even realize it.

#take this with a grain of salt because I don't speak Chinese let alone understand the fine details of it

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aeonian-blue · 7 months

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It might be the language barrier since I've never heard of 'loyal subject' as a phrase before and the word 'subject' in itself doesn't exclude 'person', but considering the context, I don't think it's unreasonable to say WWX is treating Su She like he's less than a person here.

WWX saying "WN isn't a thing" to XY but then calling Su She JGY's "loyal subject" was very hypocritical of him and he didn't even realize it.

#This is an ExR translation btw #It's interesting how he says it in Chinese though #And yes the wens being treated as though they were less than people is true #That's where the hypocricy part comes in

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aeonian-blue · 7 months

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Honestly, leaving character hate or even passive agressive comments should be as discouraged on Youtube videos as it is on Ao3. Why would you watch a Xiyao fmv only to comment how evil JGY was and how he didn't really love LXC?

#Also what really really annoys me is when x1cheng fans write things like 'xiyao bad x1cheng good'#Nobody cares about what you think #Keep it to yourself #I just feel bad for the creators because they spend hours and put their hearts in these videos #Get a notification that someone left a comment so they get excited #And then bam #Disappointment #I know fics get them too and maybe I just don't look at the comments on ao3 very often but no one acknowledges them on fmvs most of the tim

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aeonian-blue · 7 months

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Okay but why was that so damn cute??

#Can someone explain how am I “supposed to” hate him when he's like that? *gestures at JGY's whole being*#Jin guangyao #Ik ik he's about to stab himself but I can't get over that line for some reason

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aeonian-blue · 7 months

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I can't believe NMJ&NHS's father's backstory is just a Snow White AU except with sabers...

#Nie mingjue #nie huaisang #wen ruohan

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aeonian-blue · 7 months

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WWX saying "WN isn't a thing" to XY but then calling Su She JGY's "loyal subject" was very hypocritical of him and he didn't even realize it.

#SIR #That is a whole another human being #It doesn't matter if SS likes being objectified in a kinky way #Only jgy is allowed to do that #su she #wen ning #wei wuxian #jin guangyao

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aeonian-blue · 7 months

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Maybe the reason JGY didn't admit that JRS was conceived out of wedlock until LXC questioned him further was because even then he was afraid of how others would percieve him because of his mother's profession. Maybe he would rather be known as intentionally incestuous than seen as promiscuous.

#This makes me angrier at cql and also at the people/characters who call him /that/#jin guangyao

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aeonian-blue · 7 months

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I know AI works aren't exactly welcome in fandom spaces, but I simply can't keep these gems to myself. Please don't arrest me, fandom police.

MDZS characters as the onion headlines:

Lan Wangji Named "Most Emotionally Constipated" Cultivator for 5th Consecutive Year

Wei Wuxian Discovers New Dance Move; Calls it "The Corpse-Raising Shuffle"

Jiang Cheng Creates Stir at Lotus Pier by Declaring All Carp Must Now Wear Mini Golden Core Hats

Jin Guangyao Wins Award for "Most Convincing Smile" in Cultivation World's Annual Pageant

Nie Huaisang Accidentally Orders Thousand Swords Instead of Thousand Carpets for New Ancestral Hall

Lan Xichen Releases New Self-Help Book: "Cultivating Tranquility in a World of Eyebrow Raising"

Wen Ning Accidentally Summons Zombie Horde During Attempted Karaoke Performance

Xue Yang Becomes Fashion Icon with New Trend: Wearing Human Hearts as Statement Accessories

Jin Ling Founds Cultivator Band "The Annoying Juniors," Releases Hit Single "My Uncle's Golden Core"

Incorrect quotes:

Lan Wangji: "I've mastered the art of silence. It's called 'Lan Wangji-ing'."

Jin Guangyao: "Some call me a master manipulator. I prefer to think of myself as a strategic social engineer."

Nie Huaisang: "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving my energy for important tasks like napping."

Lan Xichen: "I like to live life on the edge. Sometimes I leave my bed unmade until the afternoon."

Jiang Yanli: "There's nothing a warm meal can't fix. Well, except for my brother's temper."

Obituary: Jin Guangyao

It is with a mixture of sadness and relief that we bid farewell to Jin Guangyao, the master of schemes and the king of secrets. Known by many aliases, including Meng Yao and Mo Xuanyu, Jin Guangyao led a life that was as mysterious as it was entertaining. He left this world on [date], leaving behind a legacy of deceit, betrayal, and a remarkable collection of hats.

Born with a knack for manipulation and an uncanny ability to maintain a straight face while deceiving others, Jin Guangyao excelled in the art of politics and intrigue. He had a talent for always being at the right place at the right time, even if it meant pulling off impossible feats like teleporting and faking his own death.

Jin Guangyao will be remembered for his charming smile, which hid a multitude of schemes, and his remarkable fashion sense, particularly his extensive collection of extravagant hats. Whether he was plotting to gain power or simply trying to match his hat to his outfit, Jin Guangyao always managed to make a statement.

In his spare time, Jin Guangyao enjoyed long walks in secret tunnels, writing anonymous letters to stir up trouble, and organizing double-crosses for fun. He was also an avid reader, with an impressive library of books on backstabbing and manipulation.

While Jin Guangyao's actions may have caused chaos and heartache for many, it cannot be denied that he was a master strategist who kept us all on our toes. His ability to outwit his opponents and maintain an air of mystery until the very end will be sorely missed.

Jin Guangyao is survived by his collection of hats, which will now be auctioned off to fund the reparations for all the chaos he caused. In lieu of flowers, please consider making a donation to the "Victims of Jin Guangyao's Schemes" charity fund.

Rest in mischief, Jin Guangyao. May your hats and schemes forever live on in infamy.

A rap battle between JGY and JC over JL's custody

(Verse 1: Jin Guangyao) Jiang Cheng, you claim you're fit to be a father, But your temper and impulsiveness couldn't be farther. You let your anger control your every move, While I bring stability, the one to improve.

I've seen Jin Ling grow, guided him with care, Nurturing his potential, helping him prepare. You may be his blood, but that doesn't make you best, I've proven my worth, while you're just a mess.

(Chorus) Jin Guangyao, the strategist, with a cunning mind, Against Jiang Cheng, the hot-headed one of his kind. In this rap battle, we'll fight for custody's claim, Let the words ignite, let our reputations flame.

(Verse 2: Jiang Cheng) Jin Guangyao, you think you've got it all figured out, But beneath your polished façade, there's nothing to brag about. You may have played your part, but it's time to see, That blood ties and love, they matter more to me.

I may have made mistakes, but I've learned to grow, Protecting my sect, carrying the weight I know. Jin Ling is my family, he belongs by my side, I'll fight for his future, with unwavering pride.

(Chorus) Jin Guangyao, the strategist, with a cunning mind, Against Jiang Cheng, the hot-headed one of his kind. In this rap battle, we'll fight for custody's claim, Let the words ignite, let our reputations flame.

(Verse 3: Jin Guangyao) Jiang Cheng, you may be loud, but I'm in control, I've proven my abilities, my nurturing role. Jin Ling needs stability, a future secure, With my guidance, he'll thrive and mature.

I've shown my dedication, my unwavering support, While your anger and impulsiveness fall short. Jin Ling deserves the best, and that's what I bring, In this custody battle, I'll make my case ring.

(Chorus) Jin Guangyao, the strategist, with a cunning mind, Against Jiang Cheng, the hot-headed one of his kind. In this rap battle, we'll fight for custody's claim, Let the words ignite, let our reputations flame.

(Outro) The rap battle ends, but the struggle remains, Between Jin Guangyao and Jiang Cheng's domains. In the world of custody, their conflict persists, A decision yet to be made, as their rivalry persists.

#of course there's some jgy slander as it reflects the fandom #like it always goes for 'scheming and manipulative' when it needs to describe him #but when I asked who he manipulated it said qs lxc and xxc (?)#but I really laughed a lot #especially about the obituary #NHS wrote it there's no doubt about that in my mind

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aeonian-blue · 7 months

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Anyway Xiyao is canon I don't make the rules.

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aeonian-blue · 7 months

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I love how LXC takes the time to gush over JGY while defending him from murder allegation. That's true love <3

#Imagine if he just continued talking about how #(talented) brilliant amazing showstopping spectacular totally unique completely never been done before #Jgy's performance was #And wwx stood there like 🫥#I think that would have been cool

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aeonian-blue · 7 months

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Wei Wuxian is a cat confirmed.

#He hates dogs #Has claws #Leaps out of second floor windows and land safetly on the ground #Hunts pheasants #Has 9 (or 2 we'll have to see) lives #What more proof do you need?#Wei wuxian

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aeonian-blue · 7 months

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Wei Wuxian being so shocked that not everyone avoids thinking about dead relatives by getting themselves distracted by fun, inconsequential things is so in character for him lol.

#WN: I heard my whole family died #WWX: Why would you mention something like that? Way to ruin the mood dude #Wouldn't it be better if you left that in the past and found yourself a hot bf?

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