agent-darkbootie

[agent-darkbootie]

local lesbian found dead behind 7/11 after hades 2 women revealed

this is criminal it's hit after hit. I'm so fucking gay my nose is running

#hades game #hades 2 spoilers #honestly yeah idk how im gonna get through this game #i fucking CANNOT THEYRE ALL SO HOT

[agent-darkbootie]

Hecate, my beloved.

#marry me hecate #my god what a handsome creature #i cannot be anymore gay p l e a s e #hades 2 #hecate

[agent-darkbootie]

THIS ADDITION IS SO GOOD IM SO GLAD YOU SACRIFICED SOME SLEEP FOR THIS BLESS

Like any menace friend, @lazyvoyager dragged me into the Nascar au kicking and screaming

So obviously I had to thank them with a pitcrew Levi doodle

After Cyrus hit him with his car.

@capricule (pedro pascal voice: you should see this too)

#im fucking CACKLING AT WORK #wheezing and choking #cyrus you beautiful moron #fallen hero #other people's ocs #cyrus #levi

[agent-darkbootie]

Like any menace friend, @lazyvoyager dragged me into the Nascar au kicking and screaming

So obviously I had to thank them with a pitcrew Levi doodle

After Cyrus hit him with his car.

@capricule (pedro pascal voice: you should see this too)

#he probably deserved it honestly #he definitely deserved it #anyway now im thinking about this au #i will never know peace #levi #(cyrus mention)

[agent-darkbootie]

Bruh you can’t just soft drop stuff with my OC on this app

I gotta scream about it everywhere!!

🫣

#levi #cruz #ehehehehehehe #dammit again when I’m supposed to be in bed #you’re terrible #don’t stop

[agent-darkbootie]

CMAN BOYO

lots of familiar faces popping up in the new conflict with some hot new drip

but they all pale in comparison to one returning cast member.

THE MAN

THE MYTH

THE PUNCHING BAG

SKELLY!!!!

[agent-darkbootie]

OHMYGOD THET REALLT MADE HECATE THAT WITCH

HADES 2 SPOILERS KINDA BUT-

oooooh my god OOOOOH my god oh my god OOOOOOOOOOHHHHH MY god oh my

#my GOD IM IN LOVE #hecate please curse me #hades 2

[agent-darkbootie]

*ohmygod you've just unlocked a memory*

MAN that was a fun au~ I'm so glad people enjoyed it

Lapdance

Just a doodle cause my digital art sucks...

I still remember and hold dear that Mafia AU that @agent-darkbootie created...

May be some day I'll draw it properly

#muriel #the arcana #lenna #au #bahahaha gosh what a joy

[agent-darkbootie]

*fuck around and find out my G O D S*

Sirena

#SCREAMING SOBBING #PUNCHING WALLS AND THROWING UP #my god THEM #t h e m #ive died #youve killed me all over again #levi #cruz

[agent-darkbootie]

Reblogging cause I love this i am proud of it and it gives me going to the beach vibes which i desperately want to do right now.

Hehehe I made a cute little thing~

#Levi #Cruz #gif #pixel art attempt #rebloop #their cute little buggy~

[agent-darkbootie]

hot artists don't gatekeep

I've been resource gathering for YEARS so now I am going to share my dragons hoard

Floorplanner. Design and furnish a house for you to use for having a consistent background in your comic or anything! Free, you need an account, easy to use, and you can save multiple houses.

Comparing Heights. Input the heights of characters to see what the different is between them. Great for keeping consistency. Free.

Magma. Draw online with friends in real time. Great for practice or hanging out. Free, paid plan available, account preferred.

Smithsonian Open Access. Loads of free images. Free.

SketchDaily. Lots of pose references, massive library, is set on a timer so you can practice quick figure drawing. Free.

SculptGL. A sculpting tool which I am yet to master, but you should be able to make whatever 3d object you like with it. free.

Pexels. Free stock images. And the search engine is actually pretty good at pulling up what you want.

Figurosity. Great pose references, diverse body types, lots of "how to draw" videos directly on the site, the models are 3d and you can rotate the angle, but you can't make custom poses or edit body proportions. Free, account option, paid plans available.

Line of Action. More drawing references, this one also has a focus on expressions, hands/feet, animals, landscapes. Free.

Animal Photo. You pose a 3d skull model and select an animal species, and they give you a bunch of photo references for that animal at that angle. Super handy. Free.

Height Weight Chart. You ever see an OC listed as having a certain weight but then they look Wildly different than the number suggests? Well here's a site to avoid that! It shows real people at different weights and heights to give you a better idea of what these abstract numbers all look like. Free to use.

[agent-darkbootie]

I wanna make you all understand.

We're no strangers to that mike. You know the song and so do I ...

[agent-darkbootie]

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

[agent-darkbootie]

#Quoth the raven “my body my choice bitch” #caw caw mfer

[agent-darkbootie]

In case you lost it - a link to the eSIM donation guide. Even if you feel sick and powerless, you can at least do this. And even if you really, really can't donate, you can always at least share this and remind others.

https://gazaesims.com/esim-purchase-tutorial/

[agent-darkbootie]

I'm sorry could you please tag child death.

Oop, I completely forgot to do that. Sorry!

[agent-darkbootie]

god I just saw the Sidra hassouna video and my heart breaks for every single child there. Every child and adult, and elderly.

SHE WAS 12. She was a twelve year old girl who could have done so much, she could have changed the world. She was just a little girl and had so much life left to live.

never forget her or the thousands of other people that have been killed since 1948. never forget the atrocities that Israel has committed.

If your tired of hearing about this, imagine how tired they are of living with it.

Rest in peace, Sidra 💞

#free palestine #free gaza #its barbaric #she had so much life left #child death