Did you know that worms can have a smell when they rot. Like when they sit in a cooler forā¦almost a year (because my coworkers wonāt touch worms).
Honest to gods I would rather smell burning flesh than a case of rotted worms.
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Person who waits at the bus stop with me some mornings: āyouāre always playing on your phone.ā
I respond with Iām just reading. Iām almost always reading something.
He gives me a book/series recommendation. It sounds neat. And, as a bibliophile, I am totally gonna check it out.
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Strawberry ice cream Hershey kisses.
Yuuuuuck
Ew
Why am I getting half a pallet of this.
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Today coworker asked me if Iām on lunch and then told the person who Needs A Thing that heās gotta wait the 20+ minutes until I come back (why? Yall donāt need me)
Yesterday, another coworker told me Iām White Collar cuz I was doing the paperwork to fix some inventory mistakes.
I am a barely coherent goblin. Ive got dirt and shit all over me from being in the cave.
Oh. Did you know if you bust one of those spray on sunscreens it leaks and looks like cum. Yeah I didnāt either til yesterday and got a good laugh out of it.
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The tv in the breakroom is talking to me and itās off.
Fuck.
And here I was thinking the weird psychosis spiral was slowing for the moment
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My dogs will never know these
BECAUSE IM ALLERGIC
What the fuck
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I have a mighty need
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I really enjoy going from last page to first in ao3 tags. You find a lot of fun stuff and I figure hey: comments will be a fun surprise.
And then I find a fic that makes me laugh so hard I woke up Bug in the other room.
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ā¦they changed hazwaste procedure and didnāt tell anyone andā¦itās so fucking stupid.
Nail varnish is not pharmaceutical and this is a hill I am willing to die on.
It is ridiculous that I have to place the pharmaceuticals sticker on the red buckets now. What the absolute fuck.
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Hauntings Tales of The Supernatural by Henry Mazzeo. Drawings by Edward Gorey
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How sad.
Iāve got to toss a copy of Tony Hawkās Pro Skater.
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Yesterday, a coworker called me a pussy because I wear glasses. Today, one of Jamieās old coworkers called me a pup because I turn 38 in June while he turns 55 and is looking forward to retirement.
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I guess the plus side to growing up in a Football Town, you can still have a decent conversation with someone when it unfortunately steers towards football because you are a Nice Southern Person having Polite Conversation.
I hate football. Everything I know about football is because /you canāt get away from it/ and you learn things about it whether you want to or not growing up in a small town like this.
(All because the comment āyeah, in a year, you wonāt be able to drive down this road.ā Nah. Itāll just be about the same population it was when I was a kid, probably just as obnoxious too.)
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First Bruins game is on nesn and tbs only. And you can only get nesn if youāve got cable. But espn is still updating with play by plays.
Fuck it. Iāll see clips tomorrow and hopefully catch at least one of these games (because fuck the maple leafs).
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My YouTube: regular, has ads
Jamieās YouTube: has like 90% of our subscriptions and no ads.
Have switched accounts on my phone so I can look for music without ads. Why? Because a fucking Tech N9ne song is stuck in my head that I havenāt listened to in years.
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Oh no, /she/ didnāt spend āthe last couple daysā doing your fucking job. /she/ got told to do it yesterday and did your fucking job instead of their own.
Donāt act like I did you a favor because youāre too fucking lazy to do your gods damned job.
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Overheard a coworker say āyeah, she got offered full time and went āIām too lazy for full timeā.ā
Wow.
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