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this really hurt to write lmao

do you have any size headcanons for the sillies?

Omg that's so real. I have to take five minute breaks between writing my head canons because I'm so embarrassed. This is *mostly* based off what the internet says is average for each country with some creative liberties taken (I made Ivan larger)

Francis (6.2 in/15.75 cm)

Matt (6 in/15.24 cm)

Ivan (6 in/15.24 cm)

Alfred (5.5 in/13.97 cm)

Arthur (5.2 in/13.21 cm)

Yao (5.2 in/13.21 cm)

#🗣 small weiner gang 🗣 small weiner gang ayyy #@ yao alfred and arthur #it's not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean 🥱

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A sudden impulse made me do it

Doesn't look bad for the sketch I think

#my sweet boy why do you weep #🥺 #hws england #aph england #arthur kirkland

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Amelia's Special Interests

-planes/aviation

-movies (animation, Disney, Barbie, Twilight, High School Musical) (also makes and stars in her own films)

-astronomy, archaeology, geology, paleontology

-heroes/villains (especially Harley Quinn)

-videogames (Animal Crossing, Zelda, Mario, RPGs)(also does game programming)

-doll collecting

-keychain collecting

-Nostalgic girl centric shows (Winx, Totally Spies, Bratz, Kim Possible, Monster High, Ever After High, Hannah Montana)

-Fashion & makeup (though there are plenty of times she just sticks to casual clothes and no makeup, she finds experimenting with styles very fun)

-technology/robots

-Animals (especially cats, dogs, eagles, dolphins, and axolotls) (she's also definitely a horse girl)

-cosplay (Harley Quinn, Kim Possible, Clover, Adora, Barbie, Sharpay Evans, Rapunzel, Ariel, Anna, Stella, Musa, Peach, Daisy)

-music (dance, playing multiple instruments, singing even if she's not always the best at it)

-photography

-aliens

Alfred Version

#amelia f jones #hetalia headcanons

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Drew this for an underclassman🌝

#hes so hot #arthur kirkland #aph england #hws england

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Americans be like "time to consume 800 mg of ibuprofen 😋"

#we love our medication dont we folks

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My version of Alfred is incredibly well-educated much like his cousins Henry/Massachusetts, Rosalie/ Rhode Island, & Josh/ Connecticut cause the Puritans were quite big on education. They actually had the most literate colonies. So Alfred is familiar Greek, Latin, the classics, mathematics etc.

However also like his cousins, at heart, he’s a stubborn asshole of a New Englander and can be adverse to new ideas, or new ways of understanding. And also this stubbornness leads him to thinking he’s always right, and he will get attached to stupid ideas and stupid things and just dig himself further into a hole. Also Alfred is a bit of a hyperactive person so he wasn’t really the best student of all time.

ANYWAYS THIS IS TO SAY. In theory, Alfred can tell you all he knows of philosophers of antiquity, name all the English kings, and of ancient Roman emperors and their battle strategies, but in the same breath he will tell you with full confidence that they speak Mexican in Mexico, and Brazilian in Brazil. And it’d be real hard to convince him otherwise.

#but in a way tho he's right b/c Mexico and Brazil have their own distinct version of Spanish and Portuguese (respectively) ☝️🤓

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Watching Kingdom of Heaven and thinking to myself "imagine the smell 💀"

#damn bitch you LIVE like this 😭😭😭 #happy to be born in the 21st century 🙌🙌🙌

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I just don't see why Disney doesn't animate every single work of Shakespeare in the most direct, rawest truest form possible for a Disney show/movie and in the old Disney style, not the new googly eyed 3D same face madness. Or maybe even DreamWorks, because they did so good with the Prince of Egypt, that's literally one of my favorite animated films and I think a Shakespeare movie in that style with that type of writing/direction would be so beautiful 😭😭😭

#i know lion king takes inspiration from 1 of his works but thats not what i mean i wanna see animated romeo & juliet in human disney style #disney you are missing out on a bag!!!

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#aph america #amelia f jones #spaghetti western #nyo america

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#wow #hetalia turkey #hetalia #sadik adnan

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don't you guys (hetalia fans) ever get sick of the whole "rat man" thing

#to me he'll always be 'arthur the knight' more than he'll ever be 'arthur the rat man' 🥱🥱🥱 #does he have his down moments of course does he have 'bad' traits yes!! #but to me the whole of his character is greater than the sum of its parts #arthur kirkland #hws england

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Amelia as one of America’s Sweethearts 💖💖❤️💖💖

#yes YES YES!!! #nyo America #amelia f jones

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similar topic but it's so funny to me when people are like "you can't ship these people one of them is the other's father figure!" as if wanting to fuck a father figure isn't the only joy left in this life

#real #ukus #also obikin truthers rise!!!

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nyo ame commission!

#nyo america #amelia f jones #🥹🥹🥹

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YES YES YES

have to write this down at 4:42am apparently but —

nationverse crossed over with arthurian legends. arthur is THE once and future king, not in the he led England to glory and they mythified him, but in the magic is real and he is actually the prophecised once and future king, and he needs to be actual king of England in order for some truly amazing shit to happen. I'll think on what that is and we just have to suspend our disbelief in monarchies being effective in any way.

but Arthur rejected his destiny long ago when guinevere was killed. he vowed he would never rule, and he vowed he would never love again. hundreds of years later, Arthur colonises America and meets Alfred. everything happens as it does, except sometimes Alfred says or does something that reminds of another person - blonde and blue eyed, just as stubborn and overconfident - who he'd wanted as his queen.

destiny says: if you will only rule with guinevere by your side, we'll give her back to you and make her immortal. and also the boy you sorta didn't really raise who rebelled against you and broke your heart.

#this is so real #ukus #arthur kirkland #hws england #aph england #aph america #hws america #alfred f jones #amelia f jones #hetalia #hetalia headcanons

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Disliking online communist/leftists might be my strongest American trait, to be honest. But then again, I dislike them as much as I dislike the far right. Both are extremists who believe in acceleration. They both fantasize about some fanatic blood thirsty revolution/rebellion taking form to punish those who do not adhere to their ideology, but they don't ever imagine themselves partaking in that revolution/rebellion, but as a spectator from afar in the comforting bosom of their middle class lifestyle (which they imagine will still miraculously exist), far, far away from the political turmoil as the poor, who they've always seen as violent and animalistic, even if in a noble savage sort of way, throw themselves into the meat grinder. The left wants to bring about the current world orders downfall because it's "fascist." They don't look at the alternatives (Russia, the CCP, or Jihadists/terrorists organizations, all of whom are currently vying for power in their respective regions or the millions of people currently suffering under their regimes and the millions of more who will suffer if they should ever rise to such dominance) nor do they hold as much vitriol for these countries/organizations or hold them to the same standards they hold America and the West to. Some even root for them, even in light of what's happened in the past two years (especially in regards to Russia).

The far right wants to bring about the downfall of the current world order because it's to "liberal" or "progressive." There's to many people of color, to many immigrants, to many gay people and pronouns, the modern western woman is to promiscuous and fat and liberal, "look at what they took from you" they say, while looking at some 1960s propaganda slop of a world that didn't truly exist beyond a brush stroke. They to want Russia and the CCP and the Jihadists to come to rise, but not because they view these groups as beacons of progressivism and liberation as the leftists do, but because they view them as the opposite. The far right looks at Russia and sees a white Christian ethnostate going against the globohomo world order, they see the CCP as a conservative homogeneous ethnostate going against the globohomo world order, they see the Jihadists as a radical ultra religious group going against the globohomo world order.

In so many ways, the horseshoe theory is real because both sides see these groups and project upon them their ideologies and beliefs irregardless if these groups actually hold these ideologies and beliefs, and salivate at the thought of these groups rising to prominence to "own the libs". Most of these people are white and so I suppose that's why I have a hard time caring about their political grievances with America or the West, because I am not white and if they do get their way and see the downfall of America and the West we all know who'll be the first to go and it's not them :)

#i have such a strong distaste for these people and any hint of it immediately lowers my opinion of you #what do yu actually know of oppression & struggle beyond the 15 min social media revolutions you attach yourself to & derail like a parasit #my ancestors were literally enslaved in this country for centuries and denied basic human rights for a couple centuries more and even i kno #that its still worth fighting for and that it is much preferable to the alternatives everyone else is currently trying to sale me #this is perhaps my first and last political post on this blog but just so you know this is where i stand. tread carefully.

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If I said half the things I wanted to say about Canada and Americas relationship as siblings and neighbors, how they're ACTUALLY viewed by the world when it comes to international matters that are actually important (NATO, AUKUS, global economy, AI and tech companies, hegemony etc) and how it would be more interesting to explore aspects of their relationship as well as their relationship with the world that correlates with reality rather than this made up version that dominates the fandom... commie tumbler would hunt me down and kill me

#“canada is the competent one that yurop and allies rely on for xyz” have you paid attention to geopolitics ever in your life? 😭 #america has its issues that no one denies but come on we ALL know who the world looks to when sh*t hits the fan #even in beneath the lens of criticism and hatred Amerca's greatest detractors look toward America for a solution #America must step in to fix xyz in a country on the other side of the world who has full autonomy bc 'America has the power to so it should #'America must step in to fund xyz because their sovereignty and livelihood relies on it!' #'Americas navy must take a harder stance on terrorist group 123 in x shipping lane to protect freedom of trade or else we'll all starve!' #sorry but no one is saying this about Canada and how very lucky they must be for that bc its exhausting #hetalia #and everyone knows that when it comes to former colonial outpost favorites it's Australia #this is overall a hot take on the internet but reality for those who arent terminally online & dont get their geopolitical news from tiktok #and whove opened up a book that wasnt porno and fiction within the last decade #the only thing worse than actual communist (le stalin) is tumblr communist who in real life are to afraid to order a milkshake at a drive i