Things KNY upper moons + Muzan (and Y/N) said, but I'm quoting my friends and I (Like fr, I'm copy pasting the texts)
Y/N: I'm stressing big time.
Y/N: But you know what's bigger?
Akaza: What?
Y/N: The distance between the ground and the top of the building I'm going to jump off.
Douma: Time to behead my dolls!
Y/N: That's the most sane thing you have said all week.
Gyutaro: I'm babysitting right now (Daki is the baby).
Y/N: Slay (Throw the baby).
Gyutaro: What no-
Douma: You scared you can't break my baby throwing record?
Gyutaro: You have a WHAT.
Muzan, done with everyone: Douma having a record in baby throwing is the least suprising thing about him.
Gyutaro: I hate foreigners.
Y/N: The R in Gyutaro stands for racist apparently.
Y/N: Guys I want to catch some pedophiles, but I got to lure them in first.
Akaza: There is no need, Douma is already here.
Douma: Excuse you?
Y/N: Don't act all suprised, you are banned from most places here. Parents tell their kids storoes about you so they'll behave.
Douma: Oh yeah lmao, valid.
Akaza: Bitch said valid to me calling him a pedo.
Y/N: Selling my feetpics are going to make sure Muzan is able to live in a retirement home later in life.
Muzan: I'M 6 MONTHS OLDER THAN YOU (FULL GOVERMENT NAME)
Akaza: YOU SELL FEETPICS?
Douma: CAN I HAVE THEM?
(We were talking about chocolate balls my friend makes for us every now and then. God bless her innocent soul)
Y/N: Who wants to taste my famous balls?
Muzan: I'm unadopting you.
Akaza: You don't have balls?
Douma: I want to taste them!
Kokushibo: I don't have my balls anymore.
Douma: Guys, important question, would you fuck your clone?
Hantengu: Have done it, multiple times, would recommend.
Y/N: What if we let your clone and my clone fuck to see if we could start a p*rn career.
Hantengu: Genius idea.
Douma: I am on the FBI most wanted list and even I have to say Y/N's brain scares me sometimes.
Muzan: Y/N, I will burn your house down if you don't finish school.
Y/N: I love how the alcoholic of this group is trying to stop me from hitting the pole.
Y/N sending a pic of them on the ground outside with their bike next to them in the middle of nowhere: lol guys guess who got hit and runned.
Akaza: IS 911 ON THEIR WAY?
Y/N: Oh now I remember why I grabbed my phone out of my pocket.
Akaza: (FULL GOVERMENT NAME)
Muzan: Oh yeah lol that was me, sorry about that.
Y/N: It's all good bruh, now I don't have to go to work.
Akaza: HAVE YOU CALLED 911 YET?
Y/N: oopsie daisy.
(Akaza called 911 for them, Muzan did not hit them that was a joke, Y/N had a light concussion and a broken leg. They never found the person who hit them)
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I hope this will reach the niche group that is people who like both leopika and aziraphale/Crowley
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Idc if I’m being weird but has anyone else noticed the way Lucius and Izzy kinda swapped their personalities with each other?
Like I’m talking about the thing how Lucius went through some shit aboard different ships, started screaming at people and GREW A FUCKING BEARD, and how Izzy let himself confess love for Edward and started protecting the crew…
I think Lucius now understands what it takes to be a real pirate and what trauma it brings to a man, and Izzy now knows what it is like being loved by the crew.
And they both have mixed feelings for Stede.
And I hope that they both will talk it through as a crew.
And I’m being very normal about this.
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Every day I wake up and think:
“At some point Izzy realised how out of control things had gotten, and started putting himself in between Ed and the crew, as much as he could. Especially when Ed was too drunk/high to even know what he was doing. Cause Izzy doesn’t want the others to suffer more for his mistakes.”
“They are all bonded through shared trauma now.”
And every day I cry like a baby.
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shaking six year old me by the shoulders YOU WERE RIGHT. YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT LOVE AND ABOUT FAIRNESS AND ABOUT SHARING IS CARING. YOU WERE RIGHT. THE ADULTS DON’T KNOW ANY MORE ABOUT TRUTH THAN YOU DO. KEEP BELIEVING IN THE FAIRIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GARDEN. NOTHING IS “JUST THE WAY IT IS”. I AM SORRY THEY EVER CONVINCED YOU TO FEEL SHAME. YOU ARE REAL AND A PART OF THIS WORLD. YOU WERE RIGHT.
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WE GOT TRIXIE MATTEL FUCK YEAH
There are three (3) people i desparetly want to be invited to the Barbie movie premiere and it is Micarah Tewers, Todrick Hall and Trixie Mattel
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