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Listen.

EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas. 

It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS. 

There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.

also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.

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NO NOT MOTHER

zoe is leaving smosh... 💔

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rich bfs

random BAF legacy moments 19/??

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constantly thinking about spencer saying at damien's roast that damien isn't the only neurodivergent person at smosh, he's just the loudest about it. like cmon spence, you can be loud abt ur autism too we all know /j

#i have gaydar but for autism #i'm autistic #btw #smosh #spencer agnew #smoshblr #autism

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autism !

his autism swag

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dies dead

this art style makes me so happy why is it so soft and satisfying i love it

i hc that richie lives with paul, but their house is too far from hatchetfield high, so paul needs to drive richie at school every morning. but paul starts his work earlier, so richie spends an extra hour there doing nothing before his first period

when max joined the group, he offered richie to drive him at school instead of paul because they live close. sometimes while paul is about to leave home max arrives and just hang outs with richie before school. or sometimes he sleeps

#starkid npmd #starkid #max jagerman #richie lipschitz #michie #npmd #nerdy prudes must die

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me too buds

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kiss !

Guys what the actual fuck was this

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so many chamien ideas rattling around in my head

#smosh #chanse mccrary #damien haas #chanse and damien #i love them #smoshblr #chamien #danse

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NEW SPOMMY VIDEO??!?!?!!?!?

#smosh #smoshblr #spommy #spencer agnew #tommy bowe

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HELP im at 55:36 of S2EP2 Sword AF and chanse just said "yes sir" to damien what the fuck is happening im trying to do my latin homework im shitting my pants ?????

#what the fuck #theyre so #insane #chanse mccrary #chamien #danse #damien haas #chanse and damien #smosh #smoshblr #sword af #smosh sword af

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riot grrl and her male wife

pink hair mullet courtney and mustache shayne existing at the same time would’ve given me an aneurism

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me brainstorming ideas for my newest fic

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me and bro

The Lovers of Valdaro/ Dinosaurs, Laura Gilpin/ Broomistega and Thrinaxodon

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chamien 🤝 spommy

nerds finding a gay man to obsess over and never moving on

#chamien #chanse and damien #spommy #spencer and tommy #smosh #smoshblr #spencer agnew #chanse mccrary #tommy bowe #damien haas

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if this sounds out of pocket to like i'm reading into things pls let me know but spencer has seemed a lot happier/in a better mood in the last six months/year of smosh videos (in comparison to the older content he was on). i'm sure a lot of that had to do with the general sadness that came with covid and quarantine but like, i remember him seeming genuinely exhausted in videos and now he seems so happy and comfortable and it's so refreshing and sweet and regardless of what the shift was, im happy for him.

i've also noticed it with people like chanse and arasha who seemed kinda withdrawn in their original videos, but now we can really see their personalities and they seem a lot more comfortable. i think a great example is seeing how chanse has evolved through baf/saf s1 vs s2. it's just so cool to see everyone becoming closer and more and more of their uniqueness being shared.

#smosh #smoshblr #spencer agnew #chanse mccrary #arasha lalani #ancientvamp ramble