i'm my father's spitting image
and i spit upon the mirror
i see the old man's still here
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I think what’s wrong with a lot of people is theyr not eating breakfast. They’re starting the day with at most 16ounces of milk with espresso and riding on that until lunch time. What they don’t understand is eating breakfast helps absorb all the excess yellow bile that builds up overnight when they sleep and makes them angry. It’s basic humor balancing
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Sokka: Aang y'know how you took away Ozai’s firebending?
Aang: I recall yes
Sokka: can I have it
Aang: …what?
Sokka: can I have his firebending. just for like ten minutes
Aang: what no
Sokka: why not I wanna prank zuko
Aang:
Aang:
Aang: okay five minutes
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i love to vote in a poll, then i go to reblog it and start typing my own tags about my answer, and then i stop and go "wait. nobody gives a fuck" and then i delete the post and move on
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oh i can already tell im about to be annoying about this
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i've been rewatching parks and rec and yeah it is still really funny.. jason mantzoukas as dennis feinstein was so inspired
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by jeremy ville
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Take the test
You can only do 12 options in a poll so if you tie choose which one you prefer???
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bounced off the first episode of shogun after 20 minutes, no idea what anyone was talking about. then i started fallout and it was actually good until it switched to maximus's pov a character i have no interest in or information on and then i turned it off. why do so many tv shows struggle to actually be good from the get go
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taylor swift is neither tortured nor is she any kind of poet lol
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