THEYRE REBRANDING TRUST TRADES AS "BIDDING WARS" THIS IS SO FUNNY. "trade me your highest item and ill cancel. i dont scam." jammer there was such a bad problem with trust trades back in the day that they had to completely revamp the trade system because kids losing their items. incredible. i almost want to applaud them for trying. user btw is phont0m, feel free to report them for scamming
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Fuck you, Jammers!
If you're dumb enough to play a new game this weekend,
then you're a big enough shmuck to come to
WILDWORKS HELL'S GAMES!
Bad features!
servers that Break Down!
theives!
If you think you're gonna find a bargain at WildWorks,
YOU CAN KISS MY ASS!
it's Our Belief that you're such a Stupid Motherfucker,
YOU'LL FALL FOR THIS BULLSHIT!
Guaranteed!
If you find a better game,
Shove it up your ugly ass!
YOU HEARD US RIGHT
Shove it Up your Ugly Ass!
Bring your trade!
Bring your title!
Bring your Wife!
WE'LL FUCK HER!
that's right, We'll Fuck Your Wife!
Because at WildWorks Hell's,
you're fucked six ways from sunday!
Take a Hike to WildWorks hell's!
HOME OF CHALLENGE GRINDING
that's right
CHALLENGE GRINDING
how does it work?
if you can grind 6 hours straight and not get bored,
YOU GET EXACTLY 1 LEVEL!
Don't wait!
Don't Delay!
Don't Fuck with Us or we'll rip you off!
Only at WildWorks Hell's,
The only developer that tells you to
FUCK OFF!
Hurry Up, Asshole!
this event ends the Minute after you write us a check (and it Better Not Bounce or you're a Dead motherfucker!)
Go to Hell!
WildWorks Hell's Games,
Salt Lake City's Filthiest,
and Exclusive home of the Meanest sons of bitches in the state of Utah!
GUARANTEED!
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*grabs some rare exotic pet DNA vials and starts shaking them like maracas*
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I think I found bezos on aj cuz wtf is this shit
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i have this image saved and i like it. the wolf looks so pissed for no apparent reason
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basically I heard abt some glitch that happened that allowed nms to get a haunted mansion den for gems?????
what the fuck is going on at aj classic lmao
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what the fuck is going on at aj classic lmao
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cant believe that some of us arent even safe while playin freakin ANIMAL JAM
met a couple of exclusionists in the pillow room today so id just like to say this blog supports ace and aro people and believes they belong in the lgbt community and i will not argue on this. If you think aspec people do not belong in the community kindly unfollow/block me, thank you! <3
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i fucking hate this game <333
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he should just sound like scar from the lion king also no need to @ me im right
top ten disputes of all time:
1. should greely animal jam have a british accent or not
that is all
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hey if it's any comfort i accidentally sold both of my pet bears for like. 15 diamonds each during the free week of membership event thingy bc i literally had no idea what they were worth at all
while i'm reblogging the worth post i also want to write a complaint. WHY ARE WHITE TAILS GOING FOR 8 SOLIDS. I TRADED MINE FOR 6 BECAUSE THAT'S HIGHER THAN I'VE EVER SEEN THEM. AND NOW THEY'RE AT 8. goodbye i am going to go Sob
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