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Don't believe, he is stacking. Run 💃

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Whenever I’m sad I think about the fact that Michael Myers does have a sense of humor because this fucker absolutely put on a sheet and some glasses and was like ‘this will be the greatest prank on planet earth just u fuckin wait’

AND IT WORKED SHE HAD NO FUCKIN CLUE

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What if... Michael baking sweets for his little sister Boo for Halloween movie night? Plus, he bakes it with her (ending with a lot of flour everywhere and them covered in it like ghosties :3)

#slashers #rz myers #rz michael myers #Halloween RZ #slashers headcanons #he's soft in my mind #he's just a baby #hi baby!

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Do you guys remember that scene from RZ Halloween where Loomis asks to the little Michael "whast your favorite color?" Then Michael answers that black, AND THE MF STARTS TO SPEAK ABOUT HOW THAT IS JOT A COLOR? BITCH IS A CHILD, HE DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK, BARABRABATABABWHWHWIWHDKAHDKAB IT MAKES ME SO MAD THAT HES SO Apathetic WITH HIM

#michael myers #rz michael myers #halloween #slashers

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I can Imagine something so simple but yet so comforting, Myers in an AU where he didn't committed murder (from rz Halloween) making a matching mask for his little sister Boo so he can take her to trick or treat.

Like, he's a better brother than Judith was, and he's totally aware of that, trying to be.

#michael myers #slashers #slasher headcanons #halloween #rz michael myers

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Sometimes you just

Laurie joined in

Then Deborah

Family moment

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★Picnic date with the slasher boys!★

Includes: Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Thomas Hewitt and Ghost face (Billy and stu).

•Neutral pronouns

•Just Fluff!

•Headcanons, of course!

Enjoy!

Jason Voorhees.

★He was a little insecure about it, if you where going to like the place, the food, etc. I dare to say that he was even more nervous than insecure. What if rains instead of being a sunny day?

★He tried his best to be a date, a special moment for you two, sharing the silent treatment, in a soft moment while the birds make their music between the trees.

★The view of you, delicate even if you where strong, in the green of the grass... He could spend hours and hours watching you in the woods, where the spots of sunlight caress you skin so delicate like a whisper... In that moment he only wishes to be a good poet, brave enough to say what he feels when he watches you, make a letter for you, sunlight or moonlight, you where precious to him.

★Probably will bring a bouquet of flowers, his mom raised a gentleman, even if the flowers are from the wild. He thinks they're pretty like you.

Even if you aren't a fan of flowers, probably he will find something that is pretty and for your taste. Crow skulls? Leaves? Little rocks? Don't worry, he has that covered. He may seem busy all the time, but he's a great watcher, he will know somehow.

★Read a book for him, he loves your voice. He can lay in the blanket for the picnic and listen to you for hours. His breath softened, his body relaxed... A day only for you.

★Both of you probably lose the sense of time, you fell asleep and he probably was to hipnotized for you to notice that the sun just set, the orange tones everywhere...

★He couldn't believe that you could look even prettier. Maybe you're an angel!

★He loves you.

Thomas Hewitt

•A picnic? In this place? No, too much sun for you, he doesn't want you to have a sunburn.

•But your puppy eyes make him feel weak, even if his priority is to keep you save from everything...

•Then, something comes to his mind. Now he has a plan, so... He lets you know that is a yes, but not now, you'll have to wait.

•Days and days passed, you wondered what tommy was doing, Hoyt was always complaining about how Tommy wasn't working most of the time, then what he was doing? He promised...

•Until one day you find out why.

•He guided you after he appeared in the door of your bedroom, his eyes where full of energy, he couldn't wait to show you his answer.

•And he had a basket in his left arm.

•He offered to you his right arm, like a gentleman... Luda's Mae work!

•And then... He built a small place near to the trees in the farm, like a little cabin, but at the same time just a place with a ceiling, a clean floor, and a blanket above it so you can get a picnic date.

•He made it for you, just you.

•He loves you.

Ghostface. (Billy and Stu!)

★Billy automatically says no, Stu says a very yes. It doesn't surprise you, sometimes Billy is like a vampire, allergic to the sun...

★Stu gets ready, he's so happy to spend time with you out, in, even the space! He loves everything that means being with you!

★Billy at the very end surrenders to your happiness and the energy from Stu... (And maybe Stu got annoying asf trying to convince him.)

★Both of you, Stu and you, decided to go for a quiet place (maybe that will make Billy more happy with) so, the nearest wood is the best option and at the same time Stu is happy to be in a place full of bugs, leaves, green, greeeeen! Even if he's not such a fan of nature.

★Billy approves the choice, so practically you have green light.

★Road with Stu singing the music from the stereo, Billy with his (fake) face of boredom. And you just enjoying them being them.

★Billy puts everything, the blanket, the basket, even the fucking food, just to save your life... And his too. Stu it's not the best at cooking.

★Once set everything... Billy will lay there, lazily, and will ask you to tell your day, an experience or something. He just wants to hear you.

★Stu plays with you, even hide and seek. Both of you run everywhere, challenging Billy to join! He does after a while (he cant say no for you two, and he knows that... but he got a pride to protect),and he's very competitive.

★They love you.

•Are you sure that you want to go out with him? This was completely your idea, but he's not going to say no. He just doesn't care that much. Someone sees him? It's ok, he'll kill them anyways.

•Obviusly you have to dismiss him to not doing that, he agrees, but only because you offered a sort of sweets for the picnic. (Not because he can't say no toy your puppy eyes, of course not.)

•Internaly he's grateful that at the end you choose a place, still in haddofield, away from every posible person. You two alone, in a beautiful sunny day. (He's not a fan of heat an sun).

•He carries everything for the picnic, but you'll have to cook everything... At least he stoled some candies forma store.

•He takes off his mask.

•You two spend a quiet time in there, his just sit in the blanket, staring at you with his cold blue eyes... For him it's perfect, watching you for hours? It's his favorite hobby, he does all day. (But without you knowing it.)

•You don't know how, but after a while, he can't take off his hands from you. He's grabbing your little hand, your check, caressing your neck, your shoulder... Like if he was admiring a beautiful sculpture. (He's an artistic man, don't blame him)

•Then, while you both eat some delicious stuff (and probably diabetic for him) you enjoy his silence... That says more than a thousand of words.

•He loves you.

Hi there! I hope you enjoy this and feel free to ask something to write! If I had mistakes on my writing, forgive me! English it's not my native language, I'm Mexican! So, if your native language is Spanish too, feel free to ask something on that!

Love to y'all!

#slashers #slasher headcanons #slasher x reader #michael myers #thomas hewitt x y/n #thomas hewitt x reader #thomas hewitt x you #thomas hewitt #jason voorhees #jason vorhees x reader #ghostface #billy loomis #stu matcher x reader #headcanon

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RZ Michael Myers would let his little sister, angel (Laurie) paint his nails if she wants to. YOU CANT CHANGE MY MIND.

#michael myers #rz michael myers #slasher headcanons #slashers #halloween #rob zombie #rob zombie halloween

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Hmmm I tried to draw another Michi for you @skylarsblue :D

#michael myers #rz myers x reader #rz michael myers #slasher headcanons #slashers #halloween

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I tried my best (all of my memes are in Spanish)

Grandma made me cry, birthday ruined. I request memes as repayment for the utter fuckery I had to deal with before noon.

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holy shit someone make a c.ai bot of him pls

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Bitch slap

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soap simp folder THIS, soap simp folder THAT, the question IS: does Ghost take photos??

He does

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This won’t make a ton of sense unless you’ve read the second chapter of SOACC, or this upcoming chapter (which I have not finished at the time of posting this.) But I have said it once, I will say it again.

Y’all can pry RZ!Michael Myers being the most knowledgeable/chill with periods from my cold, clammy, dead hands.

Do I think he knows everything? No. Do I think he’d actively try to learn more, unprompted? No. But HE KNOWS AND HE ISN’T WEIRDED OUT BY IT. YA KNOW WHY??? He grew up with primarily girls. Deborah & Judith, intentionally or not, would’ve taught him about the basics at least. In comparison to most other slashers?? He’s the sage.

Like if Bubba needed to ask about periods? They’d have to go to RZ!Myers, and he’d be the only one who could give ANY facts.

YOU CAN PRY THIS FROM MY COLD, DEAD, HANDS DUDE.

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Love letting Umbra wander around my dormizone and do this thing

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i dont think ill ever get over him

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Jason Voorhees (Derek Mears) & Bree (Julianna Guill) - FRIDAY THE 13TH (2009)