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guys every time I think about the double wedding I get so excited but also so scared because I’m so convinced something bad will happen

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted asher #redacted baabe #redacted david #redacted angel #redacted shaw pack

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capitalism has killed the (parasocial) loml and his name is Shane Madej

(Inspired by something I saw on twitter)

#watcher #shane madej #buzzfeed unsolved would have a field day #buzzfeed unsolved #ryan bergara

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Keep it Covert Ch. 7

No, Damien’s Right. It IS weird.

Keep it Covert Masterlist

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Summary: In which, Freelancer and Lovely meet, Damien is really frustrated for unrelated reasons.

Based off this post

Read it on Ao3!

Huxley was practically bouncing on the balls of his feet with excitement while Damien tiredly sipped on a cup of coffee next to him.

“I don’t understand why you had to wake everyone at 3 am last night to do this.” He mumbles.

Huxley seemed to somehow get brighter. “Because that’s when Lovely called! I had to make sure that everyone knew as soon as possible!”

Damien sighed, seemingly resigned as he took another sip of his coffee.

“…it’s 5 o’clock in the afternoon, how are you still tired?” Damien nearly jumped out of his skin at the voice in his ear.

There stood Freelancer with Gavin just behind. Lasko was rapidly approaching as well.

Damien got his bearings before shaking his head. “You try convincing Huxley to go back to sleep after he gets excited.”

They paused. “Fair enough.”

Lasko finally caught up, seemingly out of breath. “I…sorry…parking…down the street…”

Gavin frowned. “Why didn’t you just park in the parking lot?” Damien narrowed his eyes. “In this part of town? I’d like to keep my tires, thanks.”

Gavin gave him a playful smile. “Don’t be so harsh, Damien.”

Damien’s jaw clenches. “Not in the mood.” Huxley laughs. “C’mon, Dames. We’re here for a good time.”

——

The main room was generally empty, save for a pair of vampires flitting around the room and 2 men in business attire whispering in a corner.

One of the vampires broke away and dashed to Damien and Huxley. “Damien! Hux! How are you?”

Huxley grinned brightly. “Hey, you! How are you?”

They brightened. “I’m good!” They peeked around the earth elemental. “Who’s with you?”

Damien tiredly introduced each individual. “Lasko, Gavin, and the Freelancer.” Lasko gave a timid wave while Freelancer smiled. “Nice to meet you!” Gavin grinned, his eyes glinting with mischief. “Nice to meet you, indeed.”

As if an alarm went off, another vampire was at their side in an instant. Lovely perked up. “Oh! I’m so sorry. I’m Lovely, and this is my boyfriend, Vincent.”

He waved, his sleeve rolling down to reveal his red bracelet. “Nice to meet you all.”

Freelancer’s eyes widened. “Wait, are you both vampires?”

Vincent shifted uneasily. “Yes…” Freelancer gasped. “Ohmigosh, I’ve never met a real one before! I have so many questions.” Vincent looked at Damien questioningly. “Freelancer is humanborn.”

Vincent smiles. “Oh. Lovely was a latent electro elemental before turning.” Freelancer’s eyes got even bigger. “What?! That’s so rare!”

Lovely’s face reciprocated their excitement. “Wait, you’re new to all this too?” The pair eventually broke off from the group, babbling to each other about being relatively new to empowered life.

Vincent sighed before turning to the remaining four. “Why don’t you check out the bar? Most of the staff doesn’t get here until 6, but Lovely wanted you guys to come early.”

Lasko tilted his head in confusion. “What? B-but we don’t even-”

“I asked them to do that.”

All four of their heads whipped around to see one of the men break away from the intense conversation he was holding with the other. He held out a hand. “Morgan. I own this place.”

Damien shook his hand tentatively. “Damien. And this is Lasko, Gavin, and Huxley.” He said, gesturing to each respective person.

The other man approaches. “I’m James. Morgan’s…associate.” He said, his eyes scanning all four of them. He cleared his throat. “I wanted to speak with a few of you.”

——

Freelancer was uncomfortable. They didn’t understand why: a.) this random man was pulling them away from a perfectly good conversation, b.) only Gavin and Lasko were allowed to be in his office with them, or c.) why he even wanted to talk to them in the first place.

They glanced over at Gavin and Lasko.

To the left of them sat Gavin. He sat comfortably in his chair, however, they could see that his usual cool demeanor was slightly fractured.

To the right, Lasko was practically vibrating in his seat. His eyes darted around the room while he periodically wiped his palms on the fabric of his pants.

They sighed. “Lasko, it’s probably fine.”

The air elemental bites his lip. “Wh-why would he want to talk to us? What-what is so dif-dif-different about us that-that they had to separate us from-from Damien and-and-and-and- Huxley?”

“Worrying like that isn’t going to help anyone, Lasko.”

“B-but-”

“Glad to see you all.”

Lasko practically jolted out of his seat at the sound of James’ voice.

James raised an eyebrow but said nothing.

“What do you want with us?” Gavin questions lowly.

James sighs and sits down across from the three other magic users.

“I have some questions for you three,” he says, pulling a file out of his desk. He tosses it in front of him and the photographs that spill out make Freelancer’s blood run cold.

“…about the Inversion.”

——

“No, this is weird, Huxley.” Damien says harshly.

The taller man frowns at his boyfriend. “Try not to stress too much, Dames. I don’t think anything will happen. Lovely wouldn’t bring us here to lure us into a trap,” He glances at them out of the corner of his eye. “…right?”

Lovely nods assuredly. “I promise, I didn’t know James was going to ambush them like that.” They place their hand on their chest, ignoring Vincent’s indignant ‘Hey!’ when they say, “I swear on Vincent’s immortal soul. It’ll be fine.”

Huxley turns back to Damien. “See? It’ll be okay.” Damien grumbles something under his breath, still not convinced.

However, his grumbling is interrupted by the front door of the club swinging open.

“God, I need a drink.” Damien flinches at the familiar voice.

His head swivels around to take in the speaker, and yes, there, in all of their glory was, “…Smartass?”

“Damien?”

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Notes: I am SO sorry it took so long to post y’all, my life is a shitstorm these days.

(I literally have a friend reporting someone in one of my classes for going into intense detail on how he would shoot up the school, I got a boyfriend, and my grandfather almost died 3 times)

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted damn crew #redacted huxley #redacted damien #redacted gavin #redacted freelancer #redacted lasko #redacted james #redacted morgan #redacted vincent #redacted lovely #redacted smartass #keep it covert #forget covert au #ash turns to mist

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AHHH thanks for the tag!

I’m Your Man by Mitski is so very Cutie and Geordi coded (Mitski writes music for them and for them only)

My favorite audio currently is Your Chaotic Roommate Confesses his feelings bc I think!! it’s so cute!!! and it confirmed the roommates theory so

I’ve talked ab this headcannon before but I think that it would be hilarious for there to be a buzzfeed unsolved episode of Vincent and like, the fact that a body mysteriously went missing from the wonderworld incident or something crazy like that

tagging anyone who wants to join in!!!

TAG GAME (jellos version)

CLAIM - One song that you associate w/ a redacted character - One Audio from one of the boys - & A very specific Headcanon ill go first Where is my mind? - Pixies (Samuel Collins OR Darlin') HBS Hux & Dames confessions (extended vers) Lovely owns a prop knife that looks bloody if you hold it in a certain angle. Tag 3 people! @cocoathekoala @vind3miat0r @irl-clowm

(join the disc!)

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #ash reblogs #redactedverse #redacted geordi #redacted cutie #redacted guy #redacted honey #redacted vincent

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chat why the FUCK does YouTube hate Erik

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse

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“Roleswap AU 😝😝😝😝”

it’s all hahahaha silly until JAMES’ IS LITERALLY JUST HIM BEING CAREFREE AND HAPPY??

(and high)

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted james #redacted project meridian

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you guys know that tarot card

“Lovers”

Yeah that’s Vincent and Lovely

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted vincent #redacted lovely

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as someone from the Deep South, you cannot TELL ME that some of those redacted men would not die at the mere sight of Cajun seasoning

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #some of them are white as hell

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guys I finally caught up on all the videos (I had not watched the last 5.)

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse

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I wrote this in my discord server and then posted on twitter. Time to annoy here as well, HEEHOO!

Jax's Personality Swap AU!

DAMN PIPELINE: Kody > Huxley > Gavin > Damien > Lasko > Kody

NOTE: Since this is a personality swap, these characters are gonna be out of character, but Huxley will still remained as a supporting character, while Kody is still not (only personality change, not roles)! Typing this just to avoid confusion!

Damien > Lasko:

Tired Air Elemental:

- he is tired

- looks older than he actually is, its the wrinkles and white hair

- bro doesnt sleep

- not really mean, he just sounds really monotone and had the same expression

- "you all are idiots, why do i hang out with you"

- "you have 99/100. you can do it next time"

- he has trust issues and has hard time opening up

- he means well when you get to know him

- "i try to push you to your limits, because i believe you can surpass them... i'm sorry, i didnt mean to break your boundaries"

- still a dnd nerd but more of a dungeon master with ton of research for his homebrew campaign

——————

Gavin > Damien:

Daring Fire Elemental:

- more of a risk taker in a rebellious bad boy way? Outside of the academy

- night walks

- "are you lost, precious?"

- smiles all the time in a warm way

- "well, look at you, what a snack. are you cold? i can warm you up."

- very smart but doubts himself

- awkward with physical contact

- tries to be seen as overly attractive and an attention seeker to hide his emotional vulnerability

- he and his mom kinda argue so he left,,, whoops

- "arent you a doll, freelancer. heh... alright, we will hug. maybe even kiss?"

——————

Kody > Huxley:

Distant Earth Elemental:

- is not very friendly in the beginning

- trust issues! My favorite /j

- he can be a meanie :(

- "why do we keep bumping into each other?"

- freelancer does not give up

- "i can take care of myself, i am not that stupid" he sounded hurt...

- he misses his moms,,,

- he wants to fit in, but since people think he is stupid because he is an earth elemental, he decided to do the opposite and be alone by himself

- the only friend he had was Lasko but they fought they last time they saw each other

- "you actually like me, didnt you? what am i doing, why do i wanna hurt you so bad? im supposed to be your friend" - spinel from steven universe the movie

——————

Huxley > Gavin:

Oblivious Incubus:

- he is so lonely

- his only friend was Caelum, who is kinda a spoiled brat but nice only to Gav (slowly to FL)

- FL comes up

- "youre so pretty..."

- shit he said that out loud

- PANIC

- "ISAIDWELCOMEMYNAMEISGAVIN-"

- very friendly

- poor orientation skills. he has to walk with freelancer to get them to the academy

- loves physical touch

- gives fl a keychain for free!

- the keychain says big gulp. FL giggles

- "huh? Whats so funny?" ... "oh... Ohhh haha! Haha, i didnt even realize! Youre so smart"

——————

Lasko > Kody

Bashful Water Elemental:

- he is so innocent!

- he is trying to be helpful

- "a-are you okay?"

- freelancer says its okay

- "i struggle with my powers, i-im so sorry"

- kody is following them.... ok?

- kody, personal space pls

- he is trying to also help freelancer, since he knows the struggle of being useless

- kody is being very pushy...

- "well, in this book, it says that we should bridge if we want to maximize our potential in our elemental. w-what do you say?"

- kody is a creep again GOD DAMMIT!

#ash reblogs

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writing out anxious Lasko dialogue is actually painful 😭

I feel like a Wattpad Y/N girlie in 2012 preparing to write out Fight Song.

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted lasko

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when my therapy card declines so they play the parts of the inversion where the mates reunite

When my therapy card declines so they pull out Gavin's confession audio

#redacted asmr #redacted david #redacted asher #redacted angel #redacted baabe #redacted sam #redacted darlin #redacted shaw pack #redacted inversion #redacted audio #redactedverse #ash reblogs

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how silly would it be if Damien was Smartass’ empowered ex bf

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted smartass #redacted aaron #redacted damien #redacted damn #redacted damn crew #redacted the balance

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SICK.

Porter “It’ll pass.” Solaire

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted audios #redacted porter solaire #redacted porter #ash reboots

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Idk if this makes sense but it’s 12:06 am so bare with me

so like as we all know some of JK Rowling’s world building like ??? didn’t ??? make sense

so I’m gonna like make magic (?) locations in the U.S. bc her map of the magic schools like, made zero sense

and also I’ll add other stuff idk

so personally I think there would obviously be a huge magic school in Salem, Massachusetts (for obvious reasons) and it would be the top running magic school in the country, however, its biggest competitor would be a school in New Orleans, Louisiana (for Voodoo/Hoodoo roots).

(and before any of you say anything, yes, I’m fully aware that Voodoo and/or Hoodoo are not witchcraft)

I think it would be silly if there was a hotel in California that sort of disappeared and reappeared out of nowhere and then everyone who checks in, no one checks out (someone please get the reference).

There’s rumors of strange things happening in New Jersey with a group of animaguses, (hence, the Jersey Devil), and multiple investigations have taken place but both human and magical authorities have come up dry.

Punxstawney Phil is just a long line of animaguses doing the whole Groundhog Day thing for the fun of it.

Idk guys feel free to add more

#harry potter #hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry #hogwarts au #harry potter au #ron weasley #hermione granger #harry potter series

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Morgan content! (he will disappear again for the next 8 months)

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted morgan