assbazooka

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chat tomorrow is prom and i’ve been sick the past 3 days, AND i just started my period today. am i cooked?

#god help me #how do i get tid of this #jesus fuck

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*stabs you* oops xb *stabs you* my bad —_— *stabs you* oh no (＞人＜;) *stabs you* eek! >o< *stabs you* sorry (*´Д｀*)

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im so fucking brilliant im running for prom queen with my writing club as the only senior - ONLY bc i don’t want to buy a prom ticket RAHAHAHA im so smart but now i need to come up with silly prom poster ideas bc like..if im doing it i may as well go the full mile yk?? im no pussy bitch!!!!

#those tickets are like 40 - 50 bucks no fucking way am i spending that on a shitty high school prom LMAO #if anyone has any suggestions pls lmk

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god tumblr is so funny bc there’s probably some person called like gods-shittiest-twink writing the most beautiful poems exposing their soul

#i say this as assbazooka #writing abt the human experience #and tragedy or wtv #god this app is so stupid #i love it

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god, humanity is such a tragic state of being. i stand before you and i know we are human, and i know we are made for this. for being loved, for loving each other, for loving everything around us. we are made for love. how cruel is it that beings designed for love are destined to die in loneliness? i will watch you die, and when all is said and done, you won’t be there to watch me wilt. my death will be witnessed only by nature without the comfort of your loving arms wrapped around me. even so, i can’t wait for the day my petals fall and i reconcile with the earth, surrendering my body to the elements as my soul escapes to find you. because my body is a vessel, and however cruel it may be that i can only hold you in this form, i care not so long as my soul can sit with yours in the next stages of our lives.

#the immortality of love #i love you #so much #writing #think piece? maybe? #idk haha #idk how to tag lol #this will find its audience #im certain of it #because you and i will find eachother #in this life #and the next

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tumblr is great because no matter how many followers i get it doesn't stop me from being really fucking annoying. other places i will perhaps think before i post. Not here. not here

#i love it here #bc no matter what i say #its not the craziest shit here #not by a long shot #i can be as unfiltered as i want #tis the beauty of this shit hole

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#im the guy #i love fire man

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Satoru booped Suguru and isnt letting him boop back (insufferable evil brat : [infinity mode])

Bonus: Catoru

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Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I'd like to.

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why yes I AM making boop gifs from screen recording

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#have you met a gnome? #they hold so much unbridled rage within their hearts

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haha get booped you fucking loser

#jk ily #boop! #boop o meter #beep boop #:3

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FIGURED IT OUT

hoooooow do i boop!!!!!!

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hoooooow do i boop!!!!!!

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so uh. i took the raads-r test and uh

i scored a 135

chat am i cooked?

sometimes i talk to my friends and i’ll be like “yeah no, i don’t think i have autism - like i haven’t been diagnosed or anything so i doubt it haha” and Every Single Time they hit me with this look

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god im high off my balsl