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Derek: Your son looks like a girl!

Hotch: Jack does not look like-

Derek: Not Jack, him! *points at Spencer*

Spencer: ...Am I a pretty girl at least?

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Im not saying they look like each other’s pets but…

THEY TOTALLY LOOK LIKE EACH OTHER’S PETS RIGHT???

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Guys... Currently I'm obsessed with f1 and smau's (social media au) and I can't really find any with a hijabi reader. I've seen Arab reader fics but their never hijabi's and it's kinda annoying when reading or even recommending to others when there is non (that I know of).

Anyways have a good day/night😅✌🏼

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Guys.... I'm bout to expose my cousin Kaziah real quick. Ok so she's Arab (important to the story), and she's Muslim (also important), she came to my house last weekend without her Sajjāda and started to freak out a little. And of course since I'm the best cousin ever I OBVIOUSLY let her panic for a couple minutes then told her that I had a purple one on a shelf in my closet (in case of things like this). She then proceeded to throw herself on the ground and started mumbling in Arabic (I speak English, French, read most Spanish, and currently learning Italian) so I had absolutely no clue what she was saying and asked fer her to repeat in English. So in true Kaziah fashion she rolls over in a starfish position and exclaims she not getting up until Maghrib. And then almost slept through Fajr, but I'm a good person (for the most part) and woke her up only to be hit with her pillow.

So Kaziah is you see this I know where you keep you favorite hijab and I'm not above stealing it.

#muslim #hijab #arabic #arab #family #story

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ayo max does What

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Lestappen teaming up against McLaren.

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Morgan : sneezes

Emily :

Morgan : Wow, not even going to say "bless you" ?

Emily : I'm sitting next to you, you've clearly been blessed.

Hotch : Yeah, by Satan.

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Me and Ghost are one

Ghost: In theory? I’m a bad bitch. But when people actually meet me they realize I’m a loser

Soap: You’re a loser who’s a bad bitch. A lame bitch

Ghost: I did not ask for your input

Soap: You’re in my room on my bed and have stolen my blankets, you’re getting my input

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If a hot 40 year old pilot seductively called me by my government name, promised to teach me stuff and told me how irreplaceable I am I’d make out with him in my kitchen too tf

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the way this feels like an episode of the office😂

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Proving a point to my boyfriend.

PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry

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Same here Buck😌✌🏼

9-1-1 7.05 | You Don't Know Me

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😌this is correct. I know bc I was there😌

It’d be funny if she was into something completely off the wall, like maybe chucky? baby girl loves it so much that Aaron buys her a chucky doll and she take it everywhere

PLEASE can you imagine 😭😭😭

chucky literally becomes a part of the family. baby girl finds him at spirit halloween one autumn and falls in love immediately. she's grabbing and pulling onto aaron's leg all, "daddy i have to have him🥺🥺🥺🥺 please" aaron's looking at her like, 'are you fr💀'. he quickly finds your eyes, yours widen and you shake your head, basically saying- 'you're dealing with this one have fun'

aaron tries to brush the doll off because one, it's scary. two, it'll be forgotten quickly (plus its expensive) and three, he's sure she's bound to find it scary at home amongst all her other, happy, toys. but he complies, after a small meltdown and because he'll do anything to make his little girl happy 🥺 AND if his suspicions are correct, chucky will just be halloween decor and be put away in november, so it's not a total waste

but no, he's wrong; chucky has a spot at the table, is in the middle seat in the car, baby girl INSISTS he's snug under her arm as she sleeps 😭 and will NOT sleep without him. carries him all over the house and everywhere in between

both you and aaron find it HILARIOUS but also slightly terrifying at the same time 😭 there's the rare instance chucky is on the couch at night, so while doing his rounds before bed, aaron is jumpscared by chucky chilling in the dark 😭 in the car, aaron peers back in the rearview mirror, only to see chucky sandwiched between baby girl and jack just staring at him. just, how can someone so sweet love something so scary 😭 but he loves it because she does 🥹<3

and can you imagine the first bau family get together at rossi's, post-buying chucky. one by one, the hotchners all come in as normal, everyone's saying hello, giving hugs, and then everyone sees chucky cradled in the littlest hotchner's arms, as happy as ever 😭 LMAO

OR when she visits aaron at work 😭 same thing, chucky piques the interest of everyone within the bullpen

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Like playing with boobs?

Now you have a legit reason to do so.

Science has found that compressing the cells in breasts will decrease the chance of malignant cells growing in the tissue. So playing with boobs can help prevent breast cancer. So play with your boobs! Play with your partner’s boobs! It’s healthy!

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The way everything Buck said this episode progressed like