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*Days after Lyney & Lynette are taken in by Arlecchino*

Lynette: I'm hungry, Lyney.

Lyney: Don't worry, Lynette. I heard tell that Father herself is cooking for the orphans this time! I'm just glad we don't have to starve anymore.

*moments later*

Arlecchino: Come find me when you're finished eating. Enjoy.

Lyney & Lynette: Er... *stares at a dish of unseasoned meat on pieces of toast*

Freminet: Y-You get used... to it...

#genshin impact #fontaine #lyney #lynette #arlecchino #freminet #house of the hearth

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Arlecchino: I'm not gonna sugarcoat it.

#genshin impact #arlecchino #tekken

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*at a Fontainian hospital*

Arlecchino: I just received news from our doctors. You didn't sustain any major injuries.

Lyney: Gee, thanks, Father.

Arlecchino: Oh, please... You've been through worse, what's a couple of slashes on the skin?

Lyney: Get out already, you cunt!

*outside the room*

Arlecchino: I'm proud of my children. They're such strong individuals.

Freminet & Lynette: *looks at an invisible camera a la Jim from The Office*

#genshin impact #fontaine #arlecchino #lyney #lynette #freminet #house of the hearth

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Peak. Absolute peak.

Thanks for the manga adaptation @cerulapis!

An illustration for @azertyjf 's text post

#genshin impact #arlecchino #freminet #lyney #lynette #house of the hearth

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What she should've done instead.

#genshin impact #clervie #arlecchino #peruere #crucabena

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Arlecchino: Lyney, I am asking you kindly. Please don't relentlessly flirt with the Traveler when we meet with them.

Lyney:

#genshin impact #lyney #arlecchino #aether #lumine #lynether #lynlumi

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Arlecchino: Any last words, traitor?

Freminet: ... Don't worry, Father. You won't see me for as long as you live, but know that I'll be waiting patiently for you in hell.

Arlecchino: Hmph. So be it.

Lynette: She's open, Lyney! Finish her!!!

Lyney: AGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Arlecchino: Wh-what?! No-!

*door slams open*

Traveler: What is going- on... here?

Arlecchino, Lyney, Lynette and Freminet with pillows in their hands: Nothing.

#genshin impact #fontaine #arlecchino #lyney #lynette #freminet #aether #lumine #house of the hearth

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TOO SWEET

I love Yae's hand gesture mostly cuz it reminds me of the Bullet Club, so I made this edit.

Here's the gesture I'm referring to

#genshin impact #yae miko #bullet club #too sweet #pro wrestling

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Wriothesley: It's a... pleasure... working with a Harbinger.

Arlecchino: No need for pleasantries, Duke Wriothesley. It's best if we just handle this buy-bust and get on with our lives.

Wriothesley: Alright then... Well, they won't show themselves just yet, I suggest we find a place to wait it out.

Arlecchino: I know a place.

*30 minutes later*

Wriothesley: This is some fine tea.

Arlecchino: I'm glad you think so. By the way... Isn't that man our target?

Wriothesley: I think we can let him enjoy a meal. This tea's too damn good.

#genshin impact #fontaine #arlecchino #wriothesley

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*Wanderer & Faruzan sitting by a bench overlooking the river*

Faruzan: The years haven't been kind to us, haven't they?

Wanderer: What, want me to start babying you? Give you an "it'll be alright"?

Faruzan: Ha. And risk losing the infamous animosity between us? No way!

*Wanderer & Faruzan chuckle*

Faruzan: ... but to be honest? I'm glad there's someone who understands what I've been through.

Wanderer: I can't believe I'm saying this, but... likewise.

Faruzan: Wanna grab a kebab with me?

Wanderer: Only if you're paying.

#genshin impact #sumeru #wanderer #scaramouche #faruzan #faruscara #scaruzan

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Furina: Oh- come in, Monsieur.

Lyney: Thank you. I heard you needed somebody for a film you're planning to make?

Furina: Ah- so you know someone? Indeed, I'm looking for extras who look menacing for a particular scene in this script of mine.

Lyney: Wonderful! I've got just the right person for this. Ta-da!

*Arlecchino enters through the door*

Furina: *shivering* G- I- Uhh... Ha... Y-you-

Arlecchino: What made you think this was a good idea, Lyney, I have no clue.

Lyney: I mean... She wanted 'menacing'.

#genshin impact #fontaine #furina #lyney #arlecchino #arlefuri

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Arlecchino: ... What are we doing here, Lyney?

Lyney: Well, we figured you needed a break. Don't worry, Freminet asked Lady Sandrone to look over your duties and she agreed!

Arlecchino: I don't need a beach break, Lyney.

Lyney: Please, a day by the beach won't halt progress.

Arlecchino: I don't desire lying on the sand and seeing Lady Furina go surfing, Lyney, now let's leave! That is an order!

Lyney: ... wait, when did I say anything about Lady Furina surfing?

Arlecchino: I-... Er... Hmm... Hmph.

#genshin impact #fontaine #arlecchino #lyney #furina #arlefuri

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Furina: Oh come on! I deserve something for my troubles!

Arlecchino: Hmph. You are pitiful.

Furina: What will it take for you to finally accept that I helped this nation?!

Arlecchino: It'll take somebody to come out and say their name was the date today before I apologize and acknowledge what you've done for Fontaine, so don't bother trying!

March 7th: Hi! Excuse me, my name's March 7th, I'm a tourist. Could you tell me where the best picture spots are?

Arlecchino: 💀

#genshin impact #fontaine #honkai star rail #arlecchino #furina #march 7th #arlefuri

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Chiori: I can't believe you, Itto.

Itto: Ehm... I dunno whatcha talkin' about! Deeeefinitely not me. Not me.

Shinobu: Boss, you ripped off the suit's sleeve!

*All three of them turn to look at Furina, bashing the ground with a pipe*

Furina: For the love of- The shoot's ruined! The deadline's tonight! Hnggg, that damned Itto!

Chiori: Look, Itto. Tamoto is looking at you disdainfully. Keep it up, Tamoto. Let's give Itto the stare of shame, Shinobu.

#genshin impact #fontaine #chiori #arataki itto #kuki shinobu #furina

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Lyney: *flirting with attracted bystanders*

Lynette: You do realize if you keep this up, someone's gonna get upset, right?

Lyney: That's absurd. She wouldn't be mad at something like this! Besides, it's part of my act.

Lynette: Then explain why your hat has a hole in it right now.

Lyney: A hole?

*Lyney takes off his hat to see his hat pierced and soaking wet*

Lyney: Er... *nervously looks at a nearby rooftop*

Lumine: *Hydro-infused hand pointed at Lyney with a glare in her eyes*

#genshin impact #fontaine #lyney #lynette #lumine #lynlumi

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Navia: I'm a pretty graceful individual.

Clorinde: Right. Because that's the epitome of Navia Caspar.

Navia: Hey, what's that supposed to mean?

Clorinde: You? Graceful?

Navia: Yeah! I would say I am.

*flashback to a combat encounter*

Navia: *teeheeing like a character out of a cartoon* Yeah! Gunshot! Gun-fu! ATTAACCCKKK!!!

Navia: What? My umbrella's a gun! It's pretty rad.

#genshin impact #fontaine #clorinde #navia #clorivia

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Sigewinne: Duke. This is a dumb idea.

Wriothesley: You're a psychopath, Sige. Your opinion on anything Valentine's related is kinda moot.

Sigewinne: Heh, suit yourself.

*later*

Clorinde: What is this.

Wriothesley: It's... Valentine's day. This is my gift to you.

Clorinde: Wriothesley, this is a postcard of you shirtless with the words "I'm feeling chilly, can you warm me up?"

Wriothesley: Uh... you hate it?

Clorinde: ... I didn't say I did.

#genshin impact #fontaine #wriothesley #clorinde #sigewinne #wriorinde #valentines day