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yes exactly, all the religious imagery is so great and definitely helps when putting the album through a good omens lens

“who else decodes you?” “i chose this cyclone with you” “who else is gonna know me?” TAYLOR YOU MIGHT AS WELL HAVE CALLED IT THE INEFFABLE POETS DEPARTMENT 😭💔

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the devil that you know looks now more like an angel. i’m the life you chose, and all this terrible danger…

#THE ALBATROSS. ITS THEM THIS IS THEIR SONG. OH MY FUCKING GOD- #good omens #taylor swift #crowley x aziraphale #mara goes on and on about ineffable dumbasses☁️ #the tortured poets department #the albatross

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“who else decodes you?” “i chose this cyclone with you” “who else is gonna know me?” TAYLOR YOU MIGHT AS WELL HAVE CALLED IT THE INEFFABLE POETS DEPARTMENT 😭💔

#good omens #taylor swift #the tortured poets department #this song (and album) ARE SO THEM UGH #there’s like 14 songs that could be applied to them #if i had the patience for edits i would’ve made them for half the album LMAO #mara goes on and on about ineffable dumbasses☁️

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THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT (Ineffable Edition)

this album is so Good Omens coded so of course i had to do this 🤗

#good omens #taylor swift #ineffable idiots #the tortured poets department #ts ttpd #good omens 2 #mara goes on and on about ineffable dumbasses☁️

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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me (not knowing the fate of Good Omens 2 for nearly 3 years and then waiting another 2 years to watch it after that)

#good omens #patience is a virtue patience is a virtue #the tortured poets department #mara goes on and on about ineffable dumbasses☁️

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folklore is a tree album. evermore is a grass album. ttpd anthology is a soil album

#weirdly this makes sense #taylor swift

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wanting to write a book with a heavy romantic element but being aromantic and zero romantic interest or experience is … tough

#i guess i’ll just write it like a friendship but with kissing? #aromantic #writing

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Critiques of Taylor Swift in 2024 are literally just like oh noooo she does her job too much!! oh noooo too many people like her!!! Oh nooooo she works too hard!!! Oh noooo she was a little too honest in her music!! OH NOOOOOO

#meanwhile i’m streaming the hell out of her music and having more fun than those losers ever will #taylor swift #the tortured poets department

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Thinking about “he just happened upon the ship that I was bleeding out on”, and… Stede still doesn’t know the lengths Ed went to in order to meet him, does he?

“The chances of us meeting each other in the first place [were slim].” No they were not. Babygirl your man tracked the Revenge to two different locations, sent his first mate to personally find you and invite you aboard, and obliterated a Spanish naval vessel, all just so he could have one conversion with you.

Ed was down catastrophically from day one, but Stede still thinks that Ed saving his life was a happy accident.

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me talking about ttpd to non taylor fans in my life

#also what is with people going out of their way to tell you they hate something when they know you enjoy it… #be for real #taylor swift #the tortured poets department

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#IM DEAD #LMAO #taylor swift #the tortured poets department

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i’m stressed the fuck out and i might actually go crazy soon but there’s at least new taylor swift album coming this week to hold me over. business as usual.

#it really is concerning #escapism in the form of a breakup album is just what i need rn #taylor swift #the tortured poets department #mara goes on and on about a blonde cat lady☁️

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well

#fuck it all i guess #the tortured poets department #taylor swift

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#taylor swift #ts ttpd

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i accept the virtual hug, that’s so sweet thank you🤍

hey i’m usually pretty lighthearted on here but i need to get real for a sec. if someone calls out a slur and pretends to pull a weapon on you, just as a joke to make you feel unsafe, what is that ?? a hate prank? cause i don’t think it can be called a hate crime since nothing actually happened … ?

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that’s useful information, thank you! it feels strange to refer to a joke as a crime (becuase that’s how they played it off, as a joke) but it sounds like that would be technically accurate. interesting stuff…

hey i’m usually pretty lighthearted on here but i need to get real for a sec. if someone calls out a slur and pretends to pull a weapon on you, just as a joke to make you feel unsafe, what is that ?? a hate prank? cause i don’t think it can be called a hate crime since nothing actually happened … ?

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i am not in any danger, it was just some stupid kids that thought it would be funny to mess with queer people on the street. i appreciate the concern but i’m fine, thank you for the response❤️‍🩹

hey i’m usually pretty lighthearted on here but i need to get real for a sec. if someone calls out a slur and pretends to pull a weapon on you, just as a joke to make you feel unsafe, what is that ?? a hate prank? cause i don’t think it can be called a hate crime since nothing actually happened … ?