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#his bedhead looks like he did it on purpose so this means his usual scarecrow is done on purpose #Kakashi ''why am I naturally sexy'' Hatake. His usual rat looks is something he has to FIGHT for #Kakashi

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boob window showing off the gaping hole in my chest

#Obito

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Sasuke isn't mad about liking men he's mad about liking Naruto. Similarly Naruto isn't mad about liking Sasuke he's mad about liking men

#sns

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sasunaru is soo canon. its still canon in 2024. been canon since the day that manga was launched. canon in boruto, canon in shippuden, canon in naruto original series. it’s canon in every fucking universe.

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Boceto rojo porque si.

#kakashi

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Honestly Kakashi did his best with what he had lmao.

For starters, he DID teach team 7 useful jutsu, he taught them chakra control, every single genjutsu Sakura knew before she went to Tsunade was taught by Kakashi. Who do you think taught Naruto how to hide underground, a jutsu that was crucial when fighting Neji, Jiraiya? PLEASE. No need to mention Sasuke's Chidori.

He also taught them the fundamentals of teamwork, to never leave someone behind. That they were not expandable, and that they needed to rely on people. (What a fucking hypocrite. But isn't hypocrisy an important part of parenting/mentoring/big brothering or whatever the hell Minato was trying to do when he got saddled with Kakashi ?)

He never wanted to be a teacher, it was imposed onto him, he had zero experience, and he had never had to try too hard to understand anything so he definitely would not know what to do if someone didn't get things on the first try.

He did what he could while he could. The damn Plot was working against him:

He was a traumatized, depressed 26 yo man who probably never believed would live past 17, but there he was! In charge of the two most traumatized orphans in the entirety of Traumatized Orphans Village, and a girl who was NOT taking this shit seriously.

Ah, but they had time. There was no war brewing, no need to torture these kids to forge dead-eyed deadly weapons. They could go at their own pace! Also apparently the academy curriculum had changed to MAXIMIZE the child mortality rate! Why teach them three walking when, truly, flower arrangement was a far more important skill? That's a girls only class though! Let the boys run around meanwhile they don't need to learn flower stuff. Ah, the blond one can't pronounce Chakra? fuck that kid srsly, his vibes are TOO rancid... demonic even (WHO SAID THAT?!)

And then? Their first C-rank mission? Turned into an A rank and left him out of commission for a week! But it was okay, it was fine, he could handle it. If he didn't die when he tried to kill himself in his ANBU days then it was unlikely he would now! Though he had to depend on three newly minted genin to protect themselves and their lying bastard of a client haha, but he was being so chill about it Kakashi was such a chill man haha. When was the last time someone he cared about died? Years! He was definetly not cursed or anything.

And then at the end of that week he had to fight the assassin of Assassin Village that had put him out of commission on the first place, and he also had to push through at least two of his triggers and afterwards explain the literal embodiment of two other triggers how Shinobi actually work! It's not about saving princesses boy! It's about dying.

They go back. And he decides that the kids handled themselves well enough, and the chunnin exams are being hosted by Orphans Village this year! What a great opportunity for the children to learn about Shinobi life in a controlled environment! Even back during Ninja War III they went through the chunnin exams and nobody even died. They're gonna be just fine! Unfortunately turns out The Banished Local Crazy Scientist of Traumatized Orphans Village had his eyes on one of his students (the one that he unwittingly projects on) and now! Triggering Orphan #2 is cursed!

AND THEN. The village gets attacked! The president dies! Kakashi gets sent into a torture coma in which he gets the Pincushion Jesus treatment for what literally feels like months! Hosted by the utmost expert on genjutsu torture to ever come out of their beloved Orphans Village!

Then he wakes up, turns out he wasn't tortured non stop for three months! It was just a dream, silly. And! since the Village is short staffed he immediately gets sent on mission after mission! Sorry Kakashi, we don't believe in convalescence periods when it's the only thing to be injured was your mind. And then when he comes back from his many missions, their new alcoholic president tells him Orphan #2 defected. But don't worry! she sent Orphan #1 after him accompanied by a group of meddling kids and a dog!

So, Kakashi goes after them. Finds and picks up an unconscious Orphan #1, Orphan #2 is long gone. He goes back to the village, thankfully some meddling sand kids helped the meddling leaf kids. Then, Orphan #1 announces he's going out of the village on a road trip with The World's Worst Godfather to train! He's so lucky he can turn into a hot lady so that old man will train him if he just let's him look a little.

Then unserious girl turns serious, ditches him for their newly crowned (hatted?) president who despite being an alcoholic with a crippling gambling addiction is leagues better than their old president, who had a crippling addiction to Danzo's pussy and a penchant for letting pre teens lead assassin squads just because they were such a delight to have in class!

Kakashi did his fucking best and, like ALWAYS, it was not enough.

At least he got to rekindle his old flame with Maito Gai.

#kakashi #mip #LEAVE HIM BE

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Sasuke’s bottled catnip is his ticket for an audience with Cat Granny.

#our boy brought weed to sweeten up the leader of the cat mafia #so proud #Sasuke

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#itachi

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life’s worth living

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10/23　千手柱間誕生記念より

#Hashirama

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#naruto #sns #sasuke #itachi

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while you were out here reading hentai my man here was grinding missions

#red flag x red flag and creep x weirdo are the best ships #obkk #obito #kakashi

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"The hidden rain village"

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Senju! 💥🔫

#Hashirama #tobirama #tsunade

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A few more Minato doodles I had around ⚡

#kushina was like is anyone gonna dom that guy and didn't wait for an answer #minato

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just tobirama....

#tobirama