Noodle, younger: Tell me about the birds and the bees.
2D, panicking: They’re disappearing at an alarming rate.
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2-D: What are the symptoms of teenage depression?
Russel: Why are you asking me?
2-D: Noodle was doing laundry earlier and she dropped a sock and I heard her say ‘why has god forsaken me?’
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Based on a post by @shit-the-gorillaz-never-said
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NOODLE from GORILLAZ hates terfs!
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this is the only duo ever
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I’m
@bite-these-onions , ANOTHER CALLOUT POST
I KNOW WERE SICK AND TIRED OF THIS SHIT BUT BUCKLE UP KIDDOS, LETS JUMP ON IN
first, i would like to preface this with that these are only kin-related offenses of ree
they have dome many other problematic things but to try and condense it all into one post would be way too long and complex
alright! all aboard the fuck train!
is…. mator kin????
the BEGIN unpacking this we have to understand that mator is not human and, therefore, not white. ree is very white.
the ccu (cars cinematic universe) is problematic enough with its star: Whiteling CisManMcqueen repeatedly benefiting from sexism, racism, and classism, and even DEMEANING other cars because of their social statuses and NEVER LEARNING FROM IT hes the GOOD GUY!!! watching these movies was like an awful commentary on american society…
but ree is straight up kinning outside their race and will use this to their advantage, often using slang and slurs meant only for cars
as seen here:
:) yikes….
OH BUT THAT LEADS INTO OUR NEXT KIN
CHIP SKYLARK
CHIPS WHOLE THING IS HIM AND HIS SHINY TEETH REE DOES NOT HAVE SHINY TEETH
WHY DO I HAVE TO SAY HOW ABSOLUTELY
ABSURD AND FUCKED UP
THIS IS?????
WHAT THE HELL????
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people saying “me” really bugs me bc it’s like. appropriation of kin culture. I really don’t know how to explain it but saying you are someone without iding as them is really disrespectful to people who get bullied and targeted for being kin. you don’t have to go through the struggles of being kin but you get to make a joke about it. it’s not your fucking joke to make.
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noodle: can i say a bad word??
murdoc:
noodle: CAN I SAY A BAD WORD??
murdoc: i—
noodle, drawing her sword: YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCH
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