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Could you write head cannons on which Hazbin Hotel characters are cat-people or dog-people and reasons why?

Cats v. Dogs and the Hazbin Crew

(This was a fun one)

Alastor: Cat person. Easily. He hates dogs after his death. They were one of the last things he heard and felt as he died.

Charlie: She's for sure a cat person. She loves Kiki! She thinks cats are super soft and snuggly and secretly wishes she'd seen more of them when she visited Heaven.

Vaggie: She doesn't really have a preference. She wouldn't want to own either, really. She guesses that Kiki is alright, but she doesn't have any sort of attachment.

Husk: Dog person. He's part cat, and he hates himself.

Angel Dust: He's a cat person! Husk is part cat, and he loves Husk so much.

Niffty: She likes cats. They help her hunt down the roaches that she uses to make her crowns. The cat would probably be terrified of her, though.

Lucifer: He got Charlie her cat in an effort to connect with her. Charlie wouldn't stop thanking him, hugging him, and telling him how much she loved him after he gave her Kiki. Lucifer hasn't forgotten it and has debated buying her more cats just to regain that connection with his daughter.

Vox: Dogs. He remembered Alastor saying once that he despised them and decided he loved them. He doesn't actually care, but he'll tell anyone who will listen that he's a dog person after Alastor's 7 year hiatus.

Valentino: He prefers dogs because cats try to paw at his wings, but he really doesn't like either. He thinks they would make him smell bad, and he's a little terrified of both.

Velvette: Cats. She thinks it's funny to watch Valentino jump into Vox's arms when she brings one around. She always gets it on video and posts it on the VoxNet.

Adam: Who fucking cares?! As long as it loves him, he wants it around. Stroking a dog's belly or a cat's back and having it lick him or purr strokes his ego, too.

Lute: She hates cats. She hisses back at them. Definitely a dog person.

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Is it okay if you do Vox x daughter reader and how he'd react if be found out a bunch of demons have been asking out his daughter?

Hey everyone! I accidentally took a really long hiatus. I'm gonna try to get back into the swing of things, I've just had a lot of work to do lately.

Vox x Daughter!Reader - He Finds Out Demons Have Been Asking You Out

TW: Mentions of blood, creeps

His theme song when it comes to your suitors is "Be aggressive! B-e aggressive!"

It starts out small. You guys are out for a day trip when your phone pings with a notification. You were going to ignore it, but then you got another. There were tons of them. They're all messages from the same demon saying he wants to take you out and then getting aggressive about you not answering.

You turned your phone around to show your dad the texts, and within a second he was traveling through the internet to the demon's phone.

Let's just say you stopped getting texts after that.

Usually, your dad would just handle the demons for you. Sometimes, though, your dad wasn't around. You'd be approached on the street when you were on your way home from a day out with friends, and the demons just wouldn't back off.

You'd sneak pictures of them for your dad. He'd find them on VoxNet or Voxtagram and he'd hunt them down.

He'd come home again covered in blood (never his own) and he'd say that he'd handled everything.

You loved your dad, and you were glad that he cared enough about you to fight for you.

Sometimes, though, you were so embarrassed. You'd liked this demon a lot, and you were texting him practically every day. You liked to be a bit of a tease sometimes, but once, Vox took that as the boy coming on too strong and you just being nice and trying to slowly push him away.

Vox threatened the boy, and he'd even punched him once or twice, until you told him you actually liked him. The demon wouldn't talk to you after that, and you were so angry with your dad.

He learned to let you come to him with these things. He also learned to get all the information before jumping to conclusions. He took you out for ice cream as an apology.

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It might make your friend mad, but it would ruin her life. PTSD, Anxiety, and Depression all follow assault and rape. They follow you for a long time, if not forever, and that's not even to mention the tolls it would take on her body. Don't let your friends ruin lives.

We should not have to urge men not to assault women.

Women have to teach men that they are not allowed to assault women.

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reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing

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Throwback to that time my classmates and I were teaching my English professor some slang and had him convinced that "brink" was slang for bro. He used it 4 times throughout the lecture. He didn't know we were making it up until another class later in the day told him that it wasn't a real slang word. He called everyone his brinks, but he didn't want to be any of ours by the end of the day.

#sorry professor #we love you

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She's Yours Now (Pt. 2)

Platonic!Teen!Reader x Hazbin Crew

TW: Mentions of abuse, death, murder, Reader is lowkey kind of op lol, mentions of drugs

Charlie wasn't really sure who she'd expected to see when her father sent her straight into the heart of Pride. She just knew that Lucifer himself didn't believe that this new soul deserved to be damned to Hell for eternity. Or until the next extermination, if she was one of the unlucky casualties.

She tried not to think too hard about the fates of many of her people. She'd start seething soon enough, and then she'd be practically useless on their trip to find their newest arrival. Still, she couldn't help the sensation of her blood boiling when she pictured the masked angel exorcists.

"Char, breathe. You're crushing my hand."

She snapped out of it pretty quickly. "Sorry, Vaggie. I'm just... I'm thinking about the extermination. We don't have much time, and I mean, we have plenty of people who don't even deserve to be here, but they're going to die again. This new arrival is apparently the perfect example. My dad doesn't even think she should be here."

Charlie personally didn't believe any sinner deserved the punishment that Heaven had dealt them. The whole point of her hotel was to make the people of Hell see the light and bring them to their utopia. It hurt to know that even if every other soul in Hell left, she'd never be able to, but she also knew that her life's mission was to help others.

She took a deep breath, the sulfuric smell and red haze of Hell reminding her that she couldn't just wallow, and she definitely couldn't rage. She, Angel Dust, and Vaggie had been walking for what felt like hours. They'd passed plenty of bloodied up sinners, a few shaking each other down for some baggies of white powder, but still didn't notice anyone out of the ordinary.

That was until they heard a crashing sound in the alley to their right. Vaggie readied her spear, leading the way quietly down the alley. They heard another rustling sound and Vaggie quickly pointed her spear at the source of the sound.

Charlie put her hand out in front of Vaggie to lower her spear, taking in the girl before them. She was small, definitely younger, and terrified. She had doe-like features, like fluffy ears, a snout, white freckles, and big eyes. Her hair was dark and curly, and she had curtain like bangs. She definitely didn't look like she belonged there. They found their new arrival. She sniffed once, eyes wide as she stared at them.

"Please. Don't hurt me." The young doe was practically whispering.

"Oh! We're not going to hurt you! We're here to help." Charlie crouched down, offering the girl a warm smile. "I'm Charlie Morningstar. I run the Happy Hotel here. Our mission is to redeem as many sinners as possible so that they may make it to Heaven someday."

The girl looked at the ground in front of her, thinking to herself for a moment. "So... this really is Hell, huh?"

Charlie nodded once, trying to maintain her composure. She really just wanted to hug the young doe, but she knew that that was probably the one thing the girl wanted the least.

"I know why I'm here. I know I did a bad thing. I just didn't realize the one bad thing could outway so much good. Especially since I did a bad thing for a good reason. I was trying to make sure nothing happened to anyone else, the way it happened to me." She put her head in her hands, laughing once, but it wasn't a happy laugh. She was in shock.

Charlie reached out a hand, trying to comfort the girl, but it was almost like she sensed the movement in the air. She flinched, grabbing onto the wall behind her and the trashcan beside her. She pulled herself up and took off down the road.

"No! Come back! We're just here to help!"

Vaggie met Charlie at the end of the alley, putting a hand on her shoulder. The same gesture that had the doe-ish girl running for the hills. A gesture that was supposed to be comforting and instead scared her more.

"Uhhhh... toots, you're gonna wanna see this."

Angel Dust stood staring at something on the ground where the girl had once been. Charlie gasped as she took in the sight before her.

"Did she do this?" Vaggie mumbled.

"This" was... definitely a sight.

The trash can was no longer in its original state. There was a gaping hole, with ashy edges. The wall wasn't looking much better. The small girl, who seemed so terrified and helpless, had disintegrated the bricks and metal that had surrounded her.

Charlie looked at Vaggie. "We need to find her. Before someone gets hurt."

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It's March 15th, you know what that means

It's The Ides of March

#happy ides to everyone who celebrates #happy ides of march #ides of march #julius caesar

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Anyone else realize in "Hell's Greatest Dad" Lucifer says that he usually charges a sacrificial lamb, but Charlie gets a family rate (family discount)? And then Razzle (or Dazzle) dies, and only then does he appear during the battle on extermination day. But Razzle and Dazzle are goats, right? So that shouldn't make sense? The goats were the family rate. They didn't have lambs around, but the goats were basically Charlie's babies. They're valued as much as a sacrificial lamb was.

Lucifer charged the sacrificial lamb (goat).

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writers want only one thing and it's disgusting

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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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It's international Women's Day : 25000 women and girls have been killed in Gaza.

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Hiya -

Just discovered your blog and I was wondering do you have any rules for Hazbin Requests? Got a bunch and wanna make sure they're suitable lol ❤️

Hello! Thanks for asking, I just realized I've never actually posted a list of rules

So here are things I will not write

• NSFW content

• Suic!de or self harm

• Pedophil!a

• Inc3st

• Anything that insults others' religions, genders, race, etc.

Other than that, most things are pretty fair game. In cases where I'm not comfortable writing something that I forgot to mention, I'll simply respond saying such. Thank you!

Edit: Someone asked about x OC. It's not something I'm opposed to writing, it's just not something I've written yet. Please don't ask me to divert too much from canon sexualities or romantic orientations.

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Literally just respect people's identities. It's not difficult at all

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

this post must be reblogged by everyone

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Okay, but let's consider something even funnier:

Reader is this fucked up little feral goblin creature, similar to Nifty, except you CANNOT leave them be to their own devices, otherwise they WILL cause CHAOS worse than extermination does.

And, being the feral little creature that they are, they get distracted easily. So the Hell folks just have to find ways to keep their attention, like throwing shiny rocks at them, or jingling a bell. Heck, maybe they even make Husker wear a collar with a bell so they could keep reader at bay

If you wanna know what inspired this, I came across a clip on YouTube that was titled "Markiplier jingles you" and I found it hilariously funny. So yeah XD

Hazbin Hotel with Reader Crazier Than Niffty

I couldn't think of an actual storyline for this, so here's a list of scenarios

• Nobody really knew where you came from. It was like you spawned in and suddenly started living at the hotel

• You were tiny, almost as tiny as Niffty, and twice as insane

• You didn't really care about killing the bugs that ran around. In fact, sometimes you were the one to release them

• You were a big fan of pulling "pranks", but those pranks usually included nearly burning the hotel down

• You're just about the only person willing to push Niffty down the stairs when she asks

• Alastor didn't really offer you a deal, you just asked if you could work for him

• He agreed, but didn't realize that working for him meant he'd never get rid of you

• You put googly eyes on everything. EVERYTHING

• You tried biting Vaggie's wings when they grew back. She kicked you across the room

• You never pay attention, something shiny always catching your eye

• You really like little noises, though

• Alastor decided to put a bell on Husk

• He wore a collar anyway, and bells were just shiny little things that made nice noises. The plan was foolproof

• You did try to steal the bell on occasion (Husk didn't appreciate you scaling him to grab it)

• You're useful when it comes to eavesdropping (you really like hiding in the vents. It's the only time you're quiet)

• You weren't very helpful, but Angel liked having you around because at least you were funny

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He Stayed (Pt. 2) (Platonic!Husk x Alastor's Daughter)

TW: Alastor being a dick, mentions of being chained

It might not be that good. Sorry

"Dad, I don't care! You've been following me around like a puppy dog all day! I don't want to talk to you!"

Alastor was insisting on trying to make ammends with his daughter, but she simply wasn't having it. He didn't get to walk out on her for seven years and then walk back into her life as he hadn't missed the better half of it.

"Y/N, dear, you're going to have to talk to me eventually. You can't ignore me for eternity."

"Watch me!"

Alastor was getting pissed, but he wouldn't show his full demon form. She was already angry with him, he didn't need to force her even further back into her shell. She'd come crawling back to him when she was ready, and then they'd be a happy family again. Just the two of them.

Images of Husker filling his position danced through his mind. Nope. Definitely not happy.

He disappeared into the shadows, reappearing in an abandoned hall in the hotel. He snapped his fingers, and suddenly, the winged cat demon stood before him.

"What the hell? Alastor, I was doing the dishes."

Alastor didn't give a rat's ass what he was doing.

"Husker, you're not to speak to my daughter any longer."

Husk tilted his head to one side, scoffing.

"You can't control her, Alastor. She wants to talk to me, that's her business. Lately, she seems to like me an awful lot more than she likes you, anyway."

"Maybe you didn't hear me properly." The room grew darker. Husk's chains glowed a bright green, and Alastor yanked on them. "You are not, under any circumstances to speak to my daughter. In case you've forgotten, I own you. If you decide to disobey me, I'll know. Rest assured, there will be repercussions."

"Dad!"

Alastor's head snapped to the side so quickly that he could've broken his neck. Y/N stood at the end of the hall, fists balled and eyes widened in surprise that quickly settled into anger.

"What the hell are you doing? Leave him alone!"

The chains disappeared from sight and Alastor leaned forward on his cane. "My dear, Husker and I were merely having a little chat. There's nothing to worry about."

"Save it. I heard everything. You really think you can keep us from talking to each other? You don't own me, last I checked. Frankly, I'd rather be eaten by the cannibals than belong to you anyway."

Ouch, that one stung. Alastor bristled. "Dear, I-"

"No. Enough. I don't care. You don't get to waltz back into my life and then try to keep the people who cared enough to stay out of it. If you'd kindly fuck off, I'd appreciate it."

She strode over to Husk, helping him stand and asked if he was okay. She glared at Alastor as they walked away.

"Come on, Husk. Charlie said tonight was family game night. You and I can be on a team."

Just like that, Alastor was left as alone as he'd been for nearly a decade. He'd pushed away the one person he'd tried to pull closer to him. He stared after her as she left, and then vanished into thin air, hiding himself away in his radio tower.

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The Point of No Return (Pt. 2)

TW: Technically captivity?, yandere tendencies from Alastor, murder on a technicality, very brief mention of bullets and getting shot

She blinked once. Twice. The sky was red. That didn't seem very right. Wasn't it usually blue?

Y/N sat up, her mind foggy. What happened? She heard someone clear their throat beside her. Oh, right. Him.

Alastor, who, during his life, killed a handful of people and got away with it for years. Alastor, who rose from the depths of Hell to separate her and the man who was quickly becoming more and more aggressive with her. Alastor, who was quite the gentleman, for a demon.

She stared at him, waiting for him to explain to her where they were.

"Welcome to Hell, dearest."

Oh.

OH.

What the fuck?

"Hell? As in, Hell from the Bible?" She sputtered.

"The very same. So sorry to drag you away from the world of the living, but you seemed awfully distressed. That oafish man had zero respect for the daintier members of his species. Not to worry, though. I taught him some manners."

She knew what he'd done. He hadn't taught Henry anything. He'd killed him, and without even laying a finger on him. Without... The pieces fit together in her mind like a puzzle.

"You killed Dave, too, didn't you?" Her mother had taught her not to mumble when asking a question, but she was afraid of the answer.

"Indeed I did! Wow, you're quite the smart cookie."

"Why?"

Alastor's unwavering smile widened.

"To help you, my dear. You seemed so bored. You have an enchanting voice and a wonderful presence, and it was going to waste on the pigs you worked for."

She was going to be sick. This man, this demon who'd returned from the dead, killed because of her. He killed Dave and Henry because he thought she bored, and because he thought she was upset.

Alastor held out an arm for her to hold onto as she stood.

"Listen, Alastor. I... appreciate that you tried to help me, but I need to get back home."

Alastor chuckled. It was a resonant sound, loaded with radio static.

"Dear, you can't go home. You've died."

It felt as though a bullet pierced through Y/N's spinal chord and sent her into shock.

"I what?"

"You're dead. This is your home, now. In order to bring you here with me, your soul had to be bonded to mine. Unfortunately, the trip killed you. Worry not, though. You still look as radiant as you did during your life."

Y/N wanted to scream. She was dead. She was in Hell. Apparently, she and Alastor were tied together by their souls. She reached up to scratch her head, trying to figure out what to do and determine whether or not this was all real or some super fucked up dream. Then, she felt the ears. She really did scream.

"What the fuck is on my head?"

Alastor perked up. "Ah, you mean your ears. Yes. It appears you've developed similar traits to my own. You still look the same as you did on Earth, but now you have the ears and nose of a deer. It's quite endearing."

"Fuck."

"Such a pretty little potty mouth. That's alright, I can learn to live with a few curse words every now and then."

She saw red. How could he not understand that she didn't want to learn to live with him? She wanted to go home. But then, if he was telling the truth and she really was dead, then there was no going home. She plopped down on the ground, put her head in her hands and felt her face heat up as she started to cry.

"Oh, I wasn't really prepared for this strong of a response. Do you need anything from me?"

"I need you to leave me the fuck alone."

Alastor wanted to tell her that it was impossible, now that they were bonded, but he had enough common sense to know to keep his mouth shut. Instead, he just sat down beside on the ground and quietly waited for her to stop crying.

She sniffled and looked up at him, wiping her nose.

"Come now, dear. I think I know a place that might cheer you up."

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It's short but I really wanted to crank it out. There will be a part three soon.

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