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Disco Elysium out there with the real artist experience
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good omens fancomic about love and wedding presents
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 Here’s the WHOLE drunk conversation. Pg61-65 in my copy of the book
View it here X on tapas for better quality
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Sweet Dreams - Part I
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Part II
The beginning is soft and sweet, but things are heating up quickly... (Psst! Part II is already out on Patreon!)
Done for the ineffable smut war over on @goodomensafterdark!
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In Love's Secret Domain
Post S2, Crowley and Aziraphale meet only in shared dreams of some beautiful place. There's a tree and a cottage and they are both depressed. It will be dreamy, funny, bizzare and with skippable adult chapters I'll be posting somewhere else (all for free). There will be firebugs.
@fanfiction-i-like made the masterpost for this series . Thank you!
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In Love's Secret Domain
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(Trees singing) La la la la
~bad vibes~
CROWLEY Why Fangorn?
AZIRAPHALE Um… I don't know… It's so stifling here… and this tune makes me sleepy…
CROWLEY Yeah…
AZIRAPHALE Crowley… don't let me fall asleep. Wake me up if I do… 
If Metatron finds out I'm struggling, he'll discorporate me permanently…
CROWLEY WHAT? Are you serious?
AZIRAPHALE Don't worry dear, I won't let them punish you
CROWLEY Angel! Angel! Snap out of it! Look at me!
This is for real, isn't it?
We should wake up NOW!
AZIRAPHALE Yes. Let's 
CROWLEY and AZIRAPHALE 
WE CAN'T?!
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I have a feeling that beneath the little halo on your noble head There lies a thought or two the devil might be interested to know You're like the finish of a novel that I'll finally have to take to bed You fascinate me so
You Fascinate Me So, Blossom Dearie
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have some mercy my dude
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In Love's Secret Domain
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CROWLEY (internally) WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!
AZIRAPHALE Oh my! Crowley!
You pulled me into this dream again.
CROWLEY Yeah sorry, let's wake up
AZIRAPHALE Whatever for?
CROWLEY Or let's just… split
AZIRAPHALE No!
CROWLEY WHAT?
AZIRAPHALE I… don't want to… disjoint.
CROWLEY UM NGK
AZIRAPHALE Well it just feels nice. And I don't think we should end this dream. I have something urgent to tell you! Look…
The Cottage!
CROWLEY Yeah, saw it earlier
AZIRAPHALE We should go there now!
CROWLEY We're probably in the tree… wait!
The tree! I found it angel!
AZIRAPHALE Ow!
Stop pulling!
CROWLEY Come on! We have to climb down to get there
AZIRAPHALE No! We should go to the top and plan an optimal route!
Nooo
CROWLEY Angel! It is right there!
AZIRAPHALE Crowley!
CROWLEY Sorry! Uh… okay…
Let's turn around and…
AZIRAPHALE This way! Ow!
CROWLEY This is ridiculous. We can't split even when we try! Ah!
AZIRAPHALE No! I'm sure it's left!
CROWLEY Come on!
Angel!
AZIRAPHALE Down!
CROWLEY Why are we going to the cottage again?
AZIRAPHALE I don't know! I wanted to tell you something.
CROWLEY Yeah, me too.
WAIT
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benetnash · 6 days
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This took me all night
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Hey there. I want to thank you and your co-author for making M0NAM0NA bot and keeping up all these years... I know it was a cute thing for the fic (I still reread that!) but you don't know the joy that little bot gives me. Really keeps me going
God I'm right there with you he makes me so happy, when @alsahm and I wrote the fic we never imagined someone would make a real monabot?!??! We all have @corviiids to thank for giving him life and making him so cute and perfect 🥹❤️
(Our beautiful son if you haven't met him yet.)
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benetnash · 8 days
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ineffable cats… jellicle husbands
aziraphale as mister mistoffelees and crowley as rum tum tugger, inspired by a chapter from loosely ballroom B)
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benetnash · 27 days
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How ‘bout that newest chapter of Shotgun, huh? @charlottemadison42
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Random fact: They did a study on courtship and mating behavior of American alligators at the St. Augustine Alligator Farm in the early 1980's. This study revealed that, among other things, the majority of alligator sex is gay
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in 2024 we will replace the supreme court with r/aita
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Fell and falling
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benetnash · 2 months
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So...There's a scene in Good Omens Season 2 where we need an extract from Aziraphale's Diary in the 1820s. And as we were about to shoot him writing it, Douglas asked if we could see a bit of the previous diary entry as well. So I wrote one. As it turned out, we are too close up to read anything of the previous diary extract and only the final line is visible, if that.
I hated to imagine it going to waste.
So here's a small Valentine's Day gift for any of you who need cheering up. You will need to imagine the rest of the story.
“Madam!” I said, “I do believe that you have entirely misunderstood me!”
The countess drew herself to her full height, which I believe would have been about five feet and seven inches, and stared at me, quite puzzled. “No,” she said, “I believe that it is you who are mistaken, Mr Fell. For never have I met a man of any kind who could resist my blandishments.” And then, replacing her garments (which took much longer than shedding them), she added, “I do not know what manner of a man you are, Mr Fell. I trust you will still help my brother with his little problem.”
“I am still there for him,” I assured her. “He is as good as freed from his durance vile.”
“You are an angel,” said the countess.
And so we left the matter. This morning, her brother rejoined her, released (by me) from debtor's gaol. She was by all accounts delighted to see him.
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It appears that she was not a countess, he was not her brother, and they fled together for France leaving many debts behind them. I told Crowley all about the matter over a glass of claret, but he did not appear to be as surprised as I had expected.
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