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It has come to my attention that I'm not posting as much here. Don't worry, that is unintentional!

In other news, it also come to my attention that I am on fire. That is intentional.

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Drywall soup.

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Lemons.

#Woah #We're getting insane here. #What next? Plywood?!

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Racoons.

#Not as weird as humans though #Great at recycling!

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Humans.

#I dunno #Your species is weird

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Imagine a dinner plate.

Thanks, it's mine now.

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It contained a single blueberry pie.

Not dead. It was just a really long nap.

I dreamt of a single wooden chest, rotating.

#Or was it Raspberry?

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Not dead. It was just a really long nap.

I dreamt of a single wooden chest, rotating.

#Anyway #what happened here

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So various humanoids told me that hexagons are the strongest shape, but I dunno. These impossibly-complex hyper-cubes are pretty tasty.

#Cube #Specifically Hypercube #Not a Hexagon #Says who? #Says me. #Now you know.

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You know how some media has those "Lost Souls" that served in a great battle or something?

How the protag or whatever character tries to "lead them to the afterlife" by clearing the battle?

Like nah, if my soul has enough fighting strength to linger on this blasted rock? I AM going to come back and it's going to be on my own terms. There is nothing some magic stone or holy spell that can do to stop me from rising the dead.

Preferably with a better look, but priorities.

#What's the point in living if it stops some day? #Some argue death is the reason to live. #I say it's a race against the clock to keep that clock going. #All good things come to an end they say. #Who says that? Make your own sequel in that case. #Musings are funky little things. #Media #Lore concepts

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Hmmmm...

I should put a tiny hat on my PC monitor. That way people ask why and I say "Hat".

#Hat #Truly Revolutionary #You could make millions from this idea #or dont #I dunno #It's a hat.

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*Extremely loud bored sounds*

Oh hey, a Quarter!

*Extremely loud bored sounds*

#What day is it #WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S THE END OF AUGUST? #Oh #right #Time is fleeting #WELP

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How do I Tumblr again?

Do I just uhhh... put some words down and things happen? If so, neat!

BIPSA BOPSA BARTHALOMEW. PEPSI BEPSI PAJAMA JAM. PUT 'EM IN A CAULDRON AND MAKE SOME STEW. Something something ice cream.

#Did I do it? #Did I do the Tumblr? #I did the Tumblr #nailed it #Now gaze in amazement of my soup #You may have one (1) soup

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"If you were an anime character" they say to me "there's someone who'd find you amazing."

To which I am utterly horrified. Have you seen what people do with anime merch?

Unspeakable things. We will never see those poor facsimiles of me ever again.

#The Marketable Plushie however is canon to Binket #After all #I am one #No you cannot buy me #Anyway here's the normal tags #positive???? #Positive #Anime

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The last thing this needs is a mouse. Than we will have the Excalibur of video-game controllers.

Wielded only by one is fit to rule all of the genres. With divine precision in shooters, perfect speed in platforms. With omnipresent strategy and with godly rhythm.

Truly the power fit for a Saturday Night unlike any other.

Only true Gamers use the Nintendo GameCube Keyboard Controller.

#Controller of the Gods #A truly powerful artifact #unrivaled in power #Gamecube #Controllers #are the best #No debate. It is.

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While the ability to carbonate whatever drinkable fluid I touch SOUNDS like a fun, dastardly ability... I dare not drink carbonated milk. (The concept of Carbonated Blood as a technicality should not be something I think of, but I am a perturbed little thing it seems.)

Meanwhile, knowing the precise location of the nearest crab at any given time will certainly be useful for a number of things.

For instance: Short range tracker, wowing your friends with your crab finding skills, pelting your friends with said crabs, etc.

#Crab #It just be #Also no I will not elaborate on the carbonated blood. #The world isn't ready for human soda #Sodasonas if you will #Actually don't will that #Thanks

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"Getting employed OR a pay rise"

30.2% desired that. Everything is fine...

#Concern #CONCERN #CONCERN!!! #I may not have to worry about it #But I choose to #Because we all deserve more than this.