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The name is Blake Anthony "The Falcon" Hudson. I'm sure you've heard of me - well more acurrately, 'heard me'. I have a bit of a tendency to sing down the hallways. When I'm not kicking bad guy ass or chasing dragons, you can usually find me either drooling over Jason Segel or consulting my partner in crime, Barbra. Yes Barbra and I are twins and I know she's currently laughing in your face for even questioning such a mile stone because well we've got "twin senses"... Yes peasant, those do exist. Get over it. And I may or may not have a pretty distinct love for the old clunker pick up truck in the garage. Well I'm currently stuck in this cow town among a distinct species I like to call the Limanites... But I'm not going to be one of those people that stays here and gets trapped in this empty void of nowhere forever. In no time I'm going to be living in a little apartment, singing show tunes all day, and riding my bicycle into the sunset down in Central Park. So laugh now, but when my name is in shining lights on Broadway, you'll all be bowing down to me, peasants.
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hudson-rachelbarbra:
I love you so much, Blake. I’m really glad you’re going to visit. I miss spending time with you.
... Look, I love you too. Mum. It's all gonna be cool.
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Barbra: Omg we're literally flying.
Blake: Of cors we r. Im tha falcon. Tats wat we do.
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hudson-rachelbarbra:
Don’t apologize, sweetheart. Dad and I should have included you kids in the decision making process. We shouldn’t have sprung this on you and it’s my fault you were so upset. I’m really glad you’re on your way. I’ve missed you.
It doesn't matter right now. Well, I missed you too and hey - going to save the damsel in distress as always, it's my duty.
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Barbra: She'll forgive you and you had your reasons. Now put ya foot down.
Blake: I ges. Fuk it im runing tat stop sin.
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hudson-rachelbarbra:
Thank you, sweetheart. And…I understand if you don’t want to visit me. I know you’re mad at me and you shouldn’t feel forced into anything. I’m amazed you’re on your way at all.
You're welcome. Just mum I'm going to say this in the easiest and kindest way possible - shut up, I want to see you. I was being an ass - you know how I get when I'm all PMS-y. Look I'm sorry, I was being selfish and childish and stupid and - Geezus I'm sorry. Look I'm coming to see you - we both are, hang in tight there.
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hudson-rachelbarbra:
He was busy making arrangements for grandma and grandpa in their new home. As you can imagine, they weren’t happy about the move. I can’t wait to see you two. Please stop by and see Dylan on your way to my room so you can check on him for me.
Sure he was. Well, we'll be there, we're not too far now - maybe a mile or two. Babs is being my all purpose navigator for our current voyage. Okay, we will, promise.
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Blake: Oh gezus. Wel no it rele isnt oka. What tha fuk with tha red lits 2day?! Stoopid laws of tha rod shit.
Barbra: Don't beat yaself up Blake, or I'll beat you up myself. We'll smash them on the way home.
Blake: Nat 2 teribl an ofer rit naw. I waz a as 2 her tis hol tim. ya no? I lik tha ida. Im havin a teribl kas of rod rag tat u wud nat belev.
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hudson-rachelbarbra:
I hope he stays strong. Are you and Barbra going to visit? Dad is here now but I’m still so lonely. They won’t let me see Dylan until I rest and I just can’t sleep.
Trust me, he's got a strong mum - 100 and still carrying kids, pretty huge if you ask me - so he'll be fine alright. I'm on my way. Stupid traffic lights are shit. But we'll be there. Oh? Alright good. Nice to know he decided to show up. Look mum - just wait for me then, I've got a pretty fool proof way to put people to sleep. Just try to chill out.
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Barbra: He arrived a couple of minutes ago, not to sure what he's been doing though. Don't be sorry Blake, ye here now! He's small, apparently. I mean, he's gunna. He's even more premature than we were.
Blake: Oh gezus. Wel no it rele isnt oka. What tha fuk with tha red lits 2day?! Stoopid laws of tha rod shit.
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hudson-rachelbarbra said: I will be fine. We need to be concerned for Dylan right now, not me.
Well I think there's enough room to worry about the both of you. Mum, Dylan is a Hudson - a Hudson born proud. He'll be okay. I know he will. He's got you anyway, that's enough.
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Babs: Ready and waiting bruva from the same muva
Blake: Oka Oka - Im cuming. And y tha fuk is dad not ther? Is mum alrit? Im sarry I left, im so sarry. Haw is Dylan?
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Blake, I just wanted to let you know that Dylan was born today, in case you wanted to meet him.
I know. Barbra texted me. Look I'm on my way. I promise. I'm not disappearing again - All I care about is... - Mum are you okay?
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[text] - hello dear brother i have massive news that our mother is popping out a baby and our father is nowhere to be seen. Please, I beg you, come to the hospital with me 'cus I promised mum but I really don't wanna go on my lonesome. Love ya.
[text]: Wat? Gezus fuking - Im geting in tha truk rit naw. Im on mi wa.
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hudson-rachelbarbra:
This isn’t about me, Blake. This is about Dylan and the fact that you children are so wrapped up in your own lives and feelings that you are willing to treat an innocent baby so poorly.
(Private): Yes mum it is about you. Are you just pissed because I don't want to give the baby my suspenders? Well then fucking buy him suspenders, I don't care. And you wonder why nobody wants to talk to you about how they 'actually' feel about this... You're unbelievable.
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hudson-rachelbarbra:
Right. Sorry, sweetheart. I’ll specifically tell everyone not to get Dylan suspenders and let him grow into his own special thing then. I just wanted you two to have something special in common.
Look mum, I'm going to give it to you straight here... You see Dylan is gonna pop out anyway he wants to pop out - he could be an ass hole jock or a transvestite or Einstein or an alien or the next Vanilla Ice - point of the story he's gonna pop out however he wants. So you can't ensure or try to put anything in common with the two of us. That's not how it works at all.
Good news!
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hudson-rachelbarbra:
I know it’s your thing, honey, but I thought it would be cute that he could match you! Not all the time. He’ll just wear them when he dresses up. And in the meantime we can work on finding Dylan his own special thing. What do you think?
Well you know mum, not that that doesn't sound absolutely adorable, but unfortunately, the only people that are allowed to dress like me are as follows: Barbra because she's my twin, Joseph because he gets my suspenders in my will, & the future dude that may play me in a movie. I think you should just let Dylan grow into his special/safe thing instead of picking it out. That's not exactly how it works.
Good news!
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