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This is Delilah.

Delilah is good with secrets.

Just as long as you are, too.

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i love when sibling characters are fucked up from the same event but in opposite ways

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doctor tells me to pee in a cup, looks at it, says “gross” and pours it out

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no more computer

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I need a boyfriend that I dominate and another one that dominates me but the one I dom in turn dominates the one that doms me. Like a Rock Paper Scissors throuple. Lol I don’t actually want this but it’s a funny concept to think about. and would heal the world

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Wunking and entering

#was any of that necessary?

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you will mention your favorite color is yellow and people will be practically jumping at the chance to let you know how hideous it is to them. just SALIVATING to look you in the eye and tell you it’s fucking ugly. like man what do you want and expect me to do here. change my mind? i have to laugh

#my mom's favorite color is yellow. #yellow is very good color. one of the best.

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Are both very possible. My laptop can't handle mods too well lol.

What does this even meannnn.

#thank you for that explanation it is actually very insightful.

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The "if you don't want to get harassed, don't post your weird shit online" take has to be among the ones I hate the most. You're telling me I have to post "normal" stuff (whatever that means) or else the harassment is justified? That the one in the right is the person sending threats? That I can't even have a space for myself online? For fuck's sake.

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I could have been playing Minecraft. Instead I made sprites from scratch. Sorry Frisk but. I. Ran out of steam before I could do you too.

#mango man speaks #mango man draws #digital art #digital drawing #???? i mean. kinda #sprites #utdr #deltarune #undertale #kris dreemurr #kris deltarune #deltarune kris #kris #chara dreemurr #chara undertale #undertale chara #chara #i only did canon colors. with a few exceptions. #anyway. there has been a mosquito tormenting me the entire time i was making these. #give this love because i suffered multiple agonies making it. #wait. almost forgot a tag. #ms paint

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So the real Velma and Daphne have been located.

#mango man speaks #im not watching the show im watching spillingthemilk react to it.

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There is one, to my knowledge, Underbend.

hey fellow undertale fans. does anyone remember a genderswapped au????

like. there were so sooo many undertale aus but i dont remember a single one where the genders were swapped ????

#i looked through my files and found it.

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no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

#i literally do always end my day like this. #specifically i imagine murdoc pounding 2d's cunt into oblivion.

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Dreemurr family

#breathtaking.

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we still get immediately shoved out of our immersion in tv shows or films when The Girl find a dead body and immediately shrieks - we just don't find it realistic because we're pretty confident most people would gasp rather than shriek (i.e. sharp inhale rather than sharp exhale) and it also feels unnecessarily (and predictably) misogynistic too, as men encountering corpses almost never do the same on screen

also of course please do tell us if you've actually encountered a corpse unexpectedly, because tumblr is absolutely a place where some people have done this thing and we love a good anecdote

suddenly imagining "burst into song" as a potential response

#i would stiffen up like a deer in headlights.

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i am skeptical you could do that actually, tiktok user

#she wouldnt last a day in mexico. #like she'd step one foot into that country and immediately be ejected straight into the sun. #the country itself would reject her like a stomach rejects bad food.

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remember when you used to be able to play snake with the… hold on what’s it called

hmm. don’t think i’ll be calling it that. anyways i was gonna say remember when you could play snake with the buffering circle on youtube but. now i have other concerns