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Cherry’s spent the last 5 minutes snickering like a gremlin over silly stuff, I’m not convinced I’m not living with a cat that gets kitty crazies

I love this man hsbbsbs

#Chichi #mlm #not a quote #mlm fluff

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My husband: I want to hug a clown

Me: You know, I’ve never been to clown college...... To CU....... That’s Clown University....

Me: ..............

Me: I forgot where I was going with that.

#Cherry #quotes #don’t worry ladies gents and esteemed guests I ended up remembering. #it ended with me saying that I’m sort of a clown

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“PRESIDENT OBAMA, GET DOWN!”

“Oh... I am in the clown building... where I belong.”

“Why y’all so good with perfumes, mercenary?”

“The embalmer has given up”

“I feel like it’s not worth it if it’s bombs, y’know?”

- my husband, who makes it very difficult to try and piece together what the video game he plays is about based on what he says in voice chat alone

#cherry #quotes #certified GAMER HUSBAND #im the wife in loss.jpg #no my husband is very kind and tells me what his games are about #but out of context it’s like... this game has kites. and perfume. and obama?

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That was the wrong blog I’m so sorry everyone

#cherry #not a quote #im leaving it up here for posterity but in so sorry everyone

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crying

#the nerds are FIGHTINGGGG

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Underrated feeling: your husband’s rhythmic, slow breath on your neck as he cuddles you in his sleep

#Cherry #not a quote #mlm #i rest my case your honor

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Fuckgifb bullshit my husbanb WONT PEE ON ME IN STARTLEMENT IN THE BATHTUB like an upset elderly cat why am I UNCARED FOR

#cherry #not a quote #this is a full joke I promise #my cat just pees on me without fail when I bathe her #and Chi doesnt want in

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“I’M BLOCKING THAT FUCKING SANDERS SIDES KINNIE” - My beautiful and valid husband

#cherry #quotes #if you like s@nders sldes dn-fucking-I

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“Hobnensty...ibs then benst....bolbipsy...”

- My ever-wise husband

#quotes #cherry #i would die for this man

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Husband: “STOP saying Sweet Baby Ray’s Gourmet Sauce!”

Me: “WHAT DOTH VEX YOU ABOUT BABY RAY?!”

Husband: “IF YOU KEEP SAYING SWEET BABY RAY’S GOIRMET SAUCE YOU GET NOTHING”

#cherry #quotes #for reference he was holding a plate of popcorn chicken

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“Life is difficult for a fat little man”

- Chi dropping knowledge about our dog

#quotes #cherry #mlm quotes #mlm #disclaimer we are not the ones making him fat

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Me, wiggling my butt and clearly seeking attention: “Oh noooo... My butt is exposed!! Oh noooo!! The blanket is off! Tragedy!”

My beautiful husband, r/whooshing hard as hell: “I’ll cover it, don’t worry!”

My husband: :D

#quotes #cherry #i love him so much

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*Loud straw slurping noise*

“...I just swallowed a chocolate chip whole.”

#cherry #quotes #Chi is a genius and I love him

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Fiancé: “What was with that?!”

Me, groggy: “You’re gonna have to be more specific”

#cherry #quotes #I made some questionable posts on main

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3;

Me:” That is purple, pink, and blue!”

Fiancé: “...Close! That is purple, lavender, and blue.”

4;

Me: “Yeah there’s like...a purple in this brown.”

Fiancé: “What? What are you-“

Fiancé upon closer inspection: “Oh yeah there is a maroon purple in this brown color.”

I’m slightly color blind in the red spectrum, and my new favorite game is just me saying the color that I think things are, just for my fiancé to have to inform me what color things actually are. Examples;

1;

Me: “Fun thing that I noticed! To match the red on this guy’s costume, you would equip the clothes labeled as PINK! So according to the game’s logic that guy is technically wearing pink, not red!”

My fiancé: “...He has been wearing hot pink this entire time. He never wore red. Did you think he was wearing red?”

2;

Fiancé: “What color do they use for psychic type?”

Me: “Pretty much the same hot pink that they use for dark type. Maybe a little less saturated.”

Fiancé, after seeing the difference: “...This one is purple. This color is purple. Maybe a little violet, but... this is purple.”

#quotes #cherry #I’ll still add more as they occur

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I’m slightly color blind in the red spectrum, and my new favorite game is just me saying the color that I think things are, just for my fiancé to have to inform me what color things actually are. Examples;

1;

Me: “Fun thing that I noticed! To match the red on this guy’s costume, you would equip the clothes labeled as PINK! So according to the game’s logic that guy is technically wearing pink, not red!”

My fiancé: “...He has been wearing hot pink this entire time. He never wore red. Did you think he was wearing red?”

2;

Fiancé: “What color do they use for psychic type?”

Me: “Pretty much the same hot pink that they use for dark type. Maybe a little less saturated.”

Fiancé, after seeing the difference: “...This one is purple. This color is purple. Maybe a little violet, but... this is purple.”

#quotes #mlm quotes #cherry #I’ll add more as they occur

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Fiancé: “Why the fuck did you bite me?! You came up to ME, you insolent slut!”

Moments pass

Scrambling noises begin

Fiancé: “What the fuck are you doing NOW? No- the fairy lights are not yours to play with! Now go cry over your empty food bowl, because you’re FAT!”

Cat: “MEOW!!!!”

Fiancé: “YEAH. Fa-TUH.”

Cat: “Mow!”

#quotes #domestic mlm #cat gays #cat owner life #cat life