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broadway-dave · 4 months

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hi, would it be possible to include the lyrics with your songs? it'd make listening to them a lot easier for me

my deepest and sincerest apologies homie

we at davecorp strictly value vibes for all

on behalf of hr (me) and the ceo (also me) i formally apologize for restricting your vibe efficiency to like a hard 2%

this cannot stand

((Hi! I just saw this, gonna be retroactively adding lyrics to what I've got posted thus far!! Again, I'm so sorry!))

#broadway dave #broadway homestuck #broadwaystuck #homestuck #dave strider #not singing #thaknsgiging #dave answers #answered ask

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broadway-dave · 4 months

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folks let it be known that on this day johnward bartholomew egbert admitted to being gay

which is good cause things wouldve been awkward otherwise

I wish gay people were real

#dave strider #homestuck #not singing #ic shitpost #((we do a little joshing))#broadwaystuck #broadway dave strider

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broadway-dave · 4 months

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dave you always sound amazing! Could you ever do your own cover of Hey There Harley?

just for you kind anon

this banger is brought to you by vocals r us

lyrics under the cut

Hey there Harley, what’s it like down there on LOFAF?

I'm not really good at writing shit this song is gonna suck ass

Hope you know

Down on your planet full of snow

Harley don't go

Hey there Harley, don't you worry about the distance

Ill be here when you fuck up,

I’ll turn the time back 'til you get it

We’ll be fine

I know it all will be alright,

I’m right by your side

Oh, it’s what you do to me [x4]

What you do to me

Hey there harley

Know the ship is pretty lonesome,

But I’ll sing you songs to keep you company

Until you make it through yard,

And then you’ll be back in my arms,

It’s not so hard,

Hey there harley,

This might be another rant,

But I’d give anything to be with you

On that little raft,

Envy’s a whore,

Nothing in this world that I want more,

Down in my core,

Oh, It’s What You Do To Me™ x4

The end of this seems pretty far,

But survival won’t be hard,

I’ve got you, nothing’s hurting you again,

I know you’re scared and so am I,

I’m terrified and I won’t lie,

I’d give my life for you though, either way,

Oh Harley, I can promise you,

That by the time the game is through,

Your world will never ever be the same,

I’ll take the blame,

Hey there Harley,

Now the Epilogues are over,

We’ve got can town to build up,

And things are busy but I can’t help but need you,

I Wonder if you feel it too,

I’ll shout it loud if you want to,

Hey there harley, here’s to you;

This one’s for you

Oh, it’s what you do to me [x4]

What you do to me

Oh-oh

Oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah Woah What you do to me, Harley.

#broadway dave #broadway homestuck #broadwaystuck #homestuck #dave strider #broadway dave strider #thaknsgiging #dave

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broadway-dave · 5 months

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another hit-home banger

some things you just gotta let go of yknow?

(Lyrics under the cut!

Backing vocals done by our very own Equius, the amazing caballineToxophallic!)

I've been hiding out, running from the curse of the blackened eye

Uh-huh

Darlin' I can feel it coming every time

I sat around last year, wished so many times that I would die

Uh-huh

Left it all and now I can see the night

It's true, true it follows me around

Nothing to lose, wouldn't miss it anyhow

It ain't the letting go, it's more about the things that you take with

Uh-huh

And I can feel it getting closer with every kiss

You gotta beat or join 'em, try to act surprised

Just flip a coin 'cause I'm too bored to lie

It's true, true it follows me around

Nothing to lose, wouldn't miss it anyhow

Always said I should work on my escape

Have a heart too long, it's bound to break

Acting out the opus of your last eternal ache

Boy, just sing the song for heaven's sake

It's true, true it follows me around

Nothing to lose, wouldn't miss it anyhow

It's true, true it follows me around

Nothing to lose, lost it all anyhow

Damn green sun

Yeah, damn Green Sun

#broadway dave #broadway homestuck #broadwaystuck #homestuck #dave strider #broadway dave strider #dave #duet #broadway equius

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broadway-dave · 7 months

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were heading into breakup szn and you know your homie davey s-moneys got you covered with another banger of an anthem

lyrics (+ translation) under the cut!

El tiempo que pasó se lo llevó la vida Solo queda tu aroma con la cama destendida Recuerdos se apoderan de mi mente Un vaso con un tequila caliente

Y el dolor haciéndonos compañía Y yo que pensaba que no dolía

¿En dónde está tu amor? ¿A dónde se marchó? ¿A dónde se esfumó aquella esperanza de que vuelvas? Y es que solo el sabor de tus besos me llega

Y lo que sucedió que a la gente le asombre Y es que lo que me hiciste, en verdad, que no tiene nombre ¿De qué sirve tu adiós?, si ya no volverás Aquí te esperaré, si piensas regresar

Y, si piensas regresar Aquí te voy a esperar, mi amor

¿En dónde está tu amor? ¿A dónde se marchó? ¿A dónde se esfumó aquella esperanza de que vuelvas? Y es que solo el sabor de tus besos me llega

Y lo que sucedió que a la gente le asombre Y es que lo que me hiciste, en verdad, que no tiene nombre ¿De qué sirve tu adiós?, si ya no volverás Aquí te esperaré, si piensas regresar - The time that passed by was taken away by life,

Only your aroma remains with the bed unmade,

Memories take over my mind

A glass of hot tequila;

And the pain keeping us company,

and here I thought it didn't hurt

Where is your love?

Where did it go?

Where did that hope of you returning disappear?

And only the taste of your kisses reaches me

And what happened that surprised people,

And what you did to me, truly, has no name,

What good is your goodbye, if you're not coming back,

Here, I'll wait for you, if you plan to return

[And, if you plan to return,

I'll wait here for you, my love,]

Where is your love?

Where did it go?

Where did that hope of you returning disappear?

And only the taste of your kisses reaches me

And what happened that surprised people,

And what you did to me, truly, has no name,

What good is your goodbye, if you're not coming back,

Here, I'll wait for you, if you plan to return.

#broadway dave #broadway homestuck #broadwaystuck #homestuck #dave strider #broadway dave strider #dave #thaknsgiging

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broadway-dave · 8 months

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we are tinfoil hats ON tonight people

i repeat tinfoil hats the fuck on

were dropping sick conspiracies out here like you wouldnt believe man

when are we doing a boston tea party

except its like a can town cake party

or well it would also be a tea party dont they serve cake at those?

fuck if i know

anyway enjoy

lyrics under the cut

Strange time we're living in, panic and hysteria Poor man learn the rich man don't care for ya Narcissist mindsets spread like malaria

(DS: OBAMA)

Sit back and watch the show, America!

Earth C split through fickle shit A government of hypocrites These Crocker-picked politicians sit In parliament, not adequate

Needlessly bleeding resources all dry Turn a blind eye if it means a pay rise "Oh what a shame it would be I would die" If Crockercorp factories burned in a fire

Only joking, only messing, don't be stressing I'm a peaceful adolescent, there's no need to be unpleasant Write my thesis in a rhyme scheme To analyse the brain While my fingers on the trigger of a money game

Oh rain, rain, rain, rain A storm, it comes our way And those who rise through distorted lies Poisoning the veins But we like to point the blame, blame, blame, blame It's easier to blame But point the mirror at ourselves We're all part of this old money game

Money is a game and the ladder we climb Turns a saint into a sinner with his finger in crime I'll break it down for you motherfuckers line by line This is business economics in a nursery rhyme

She sells seashells on a seashore But the value of these shells will fall Due to the laws of supply and demand No one wants to buy shells 'cause there's loads on the sand

Step one, you must create a sense of scarcity Shells will sell much better if the people think they're rare, you see Bear with me, take as many shells as you can find and hide 'em On an island stockpile 'em high until they're rarer than a diamond

Step two, you gotta make the people think that they want 'em Really want 'em, really fuckin' want 'em, hit 'em like Bronson Influencers, product placement, featured prime time entertainment If you haven't got a shell then you're just a fucking wasteman

Three, it's monopoly, invest inside some property Start a corporation, make a logo, do it properly "Shells must sell", that will be your new philosophy Swallow all your morals, they're a poor man's quality

Four, OBEY, SUBMIT, CONSUME Send drones, cut wombs, resist, big boom

Five, why just shells? Why limit your self? She sells seashells, sell oil as well!

Six, guns, sell stocks, sell diamonds Sell rocks, sell water to a fish, sell the time to a clock

Seven, press on the gas, take your foot off the brakes Run to be the president of the United States

Eight, big smile mate, big wave that's great Now the truth is overrated, tell lies out the gate

Nine, polarize the people, controversy is the game It don't matter if they hate you if they all say your name

Ten, the world is yours Step out on a stage to a round of applause You're a liar, a cheat, a devil, a whore And you sell seashells on the seashore

Rain, rain, rain, rain A storm, it comes our way And those who rise through distorted lies Poisoning the veins But we like to point the blame, blame, blame, blame It's easier to blame But point the mirror at ourselves We're all part of this old money game

#broadway dave #broadway homestuck #broadwaystuck #homestuck #dave strider #broadway dave strider #dave #thaknsGiging

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broadway-dave · 8 months

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rip jade harley

sometimes i can still hear her voice

(( for informative purposes Media/Broadway Jade is alive and well this is just a funny haha moment))

#broadway dave #broadway homestuck #broadwaystuck #homestuck #dave strider #broadway dave strider #dave #thaknsGiging

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broadway-dave · 8 months

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hey

who had 8 eyes and absolutely fucking rocked this

please respond to my texts

im so lonely

I was hoping I'd 8e the lucky one and not have to deal with this stupid copyright shit, 8ut not this time, I guess! Now the intro is a minute and thirty seconds long, which is soooooooo gr8, 8ut I think you'll find the w8 is very much worth your while! Lyrics under the cut as usual, scru8s!

[Verse 1] I’m painted a monster, nociva, mandona And do you know what the people say? I pluck from the garden of wretched beliefs I offer a rose and smile with pointed teeth

[Pre-Chorus 1]

Then tease up my hair, you know a cherub’s in there Alone in the garden Like hungering evils in a shameful parade I came to ruin all and make a rotten trade And make you roll over So roll over Get over

[Refrain] Scattered along the shore Slowly washed away

[Chorus 1] Feeling somewhat deserving of what will be someday No, I can never stay melancholy, far too many games to play No, I can never stay melancholy for long Before I move on

[Verse 2] An unwanted stranger, exploitive and dangerous Unable to hide or even dream of it ¿Cómo estás? Quaking of knees I’m only a troll, why you afraid, sweety?

[Pre-Chorus 2] Then tease up my hair, you know a cherub’s in there So keep one eye open baby I’m so easy to spot, a diva riding atop Arachnids eatin’ kids Spiders all crawling and fiending and all Roll over Are we comin' over?

[Refrain] Scattered along the shore Slowly washed away Scattered all on the shore Slowly they're washed away Away Away

[Chorus 2] Feeling somewhat deserving of what will be someday No, I can never stay melancholy, far too many games to play I'm alone in the garden of long lost hopeful plans No, I can never stay anything for long

[Bridge] So come on, move Roll over Are we comin' over? (Here we go)

[Instrumental Outro]

#broadway vriska #broadwaystuck #homestuck #vriska serket #vriska #vriska homestuck

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broadway-dave · 8 months

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heres a certified classic

i had to squeeze that falsetto out there

lyrics are vibing under the cut

When you were here before Couldn't look you in the eye

You're just like an angel Your skin makes me cry You float like a feather In a beautiful world

I wish I was special You're so fuckin' special

But I'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doin' here? I don't belong here

I don't care if it hurts I wanna have control I want a perfect body I want a perfect soul I want you to notice When I'm not around

So fuckin' special I wish I was special

But I'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doin' here? I don't belong here

She's running out the door (run) She's running out She run, run, run, run

Run

Whatever makes you happy Whatever you want

You're so fuckin' special

I wish I was special

But I'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doin' here? I don't belong here I don't belong here

#broadway dave #broadway homestuck #dave strider #broadwaystuck #homestuck #broadway dave strider #dave #thaknsGiging

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broadway-dave · 9 months

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here you go folks

another heart wrenching banger

((cw: the song IS about abuse))

lyrics are under the cut

My brother never talked a lot He just took a walk around the block 'Til all his anger took a hold of him And then he'd hit

My mother never cried a lot She took the punches, but she never fought 'Til she said, "I'm leaving, and I'll take the kids" So she did

I say they're just the ones who gave me life But I truly am my parents' child

Scattered 'cross my family line I'm so good at telling lies That came from my mother's side Told a million to survive Scattered 'cross my family line God, I have my brother's eyes But my sister's when I cry I can run, but I can't hide From my family line

It's hard to put it into words How the holidays will always hurt I watch the fathers with their little girls And wonder what I did to deserve this

How could you hurt a little kid? I can't forget, I can't forgive you 'Cause now I'm scared that everyone I love will leave me

Scattered 'cross my family line I'm so good at telling lies That came from my mother's side Told a million to survive Scattered 'cross my family line God, I have my brother's eyes But my sister's when I cry I can run, but I can't hide From my family line From my family line

Oh, all that I did to try to undo it All of my pain and all your excuses I was a kid but I wasn't clueless (Someone who loves you wouldn't do this) All of my past, I tried to erase it But now I see, would I even change it? Might share a face and share a last name, but (We are not the same)

Scattered 'cross my family line I'm so good at telling lies That came from my mother's side Told a million to survive Scattered across my family line God, I have my brother's eyes But my sister's when I cry I can run, but I can't hide From my family line From my family line

#broadway dave #broadway homestuck #dave strider #broadwaystuck #homestuck #broadway dave strider #dave

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broadway-dave · 9 months

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Hello Dave! I was wondering if you would do “Family Line” by Conan Grey? No worries if not!

1 dave later

you got it fam

#broadway dave #broadway homestuck #dave strider #broadwaystuck #homestuck #answered ask #broadway dave strider #dave #not singing

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broadway-dave · 9 months

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crazy to say out loud but at some point jade was struggling to sleep when she was on the ship

this was like the one thing that put her straight to sleep

probably because of the brainfuckery it caused hearing my voice twice over

(i enlisted the help of my other dave homies for that one)

lyrics under the cut

Ground Control to Major Dog Ground Control to Major Dog Take your fingerbands, and put your glasses on (Ten) Ground Control (Nine) To Major Dog (Eight, seven, six) Commencing countdown (Five) Engines on (Four, three, two) Check ignition (One) And may Bec's love (Lift-off) Be with you This is Ground Control to Major Dog You've really made the grade And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare This is Major Dog to Ground Control I'm stepping through the door And I'm floating in a most peculiar way And the stars look very different today For here am I sitting in a tin can Far above the world Planet Earth is blown And our homes are all gone Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles I'm feeling very still And I think my spaceship knows which way to go Tell my knight I'll miss him very much I know Ground Control to Major Dog Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong Can you hear me, Major Dog? Can you hear me, Major Dog? Can you hear me, Major Dog? Can you he— Here am I floating 'round my tin can Far beyond the moons, Planet Earth just blew And there's nothing I can do

#broadway dave #broadway homestuck #dave strider #broadwaystuck #homestuck #broadway dave strider #dave #pardon the bit in the start i wanted to be edgy #i was instructed to keep it in there #no ragrets

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broadway-dave · 9 months

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x2 request combo

your move rose

#broadway dave #broadway homestuck #dave strider #broadwaystuck #homestuck #broadway dave strider #dave

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broadway-dave · 9 months

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this heres a request from an anon

careful what you wish for though because i think i just got possessed by the wrong ghost