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bullshit-in-disguised · 28 days

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#finally some good barn husband SHIT

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bullshit-in-disguised · 6 months

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I might've added the BG3 Art Book to my dnd assets stash

It's got stuff like the 5e players' handbook + 5e’s character sheet, the dm's guide, critical role's explorer's guide to wildmount, baldur's gate and waterdeep city encounters, 101 potions and their effects, volo's guide to monsters, both of Xanathar's guides, a bunch of other encounters, one shots, class builds, and other fun stuff!!

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bullshit-in-disguised · 6 months

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Extra: Day 14: End of the Road/Starting for Home (Optimus Prime x Cade Yegear)

Really? You spilt your indulgent shake on this random trucker and accidentally caught two strays, Yeager.

Another fanart for this fic to serve as a send off for the event, felt the last day needed a proper finale piece.

#yeager program #barn husbands #transformers #bayverse cade yeager #transformers bayverse #bayverse optimus #SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP #I JUST LOVE WHEN FOLKS MAKE ART OF MY ALL TOME FAVORITE SHIP

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bullshit-in-disguised · 6 months

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Crosshairs Backstory/ Personality breakdown

I know it may seem like Crosshairs has little to no backstory, but that isn't true at all!

In the UK, a comic series called Titan Comics released Transformer comics. Along with Tfp, Dark of the moon, etc, there were age of extinction ones released.

While I do not have access to the full comic (I've searched the whole Internet for a link, a product, something, but there's nothing), I do have summaries that have helped me understand majority of this comic issue along with a few vauge panels from the comic!

Creature of Chaos

Age of Extinction: Issue #5

Crosshairs was on a mission of some sort with Optimus Prime when they intercepted a signal. They had come across a creature called a Turbo Fox...when it attacked though, Crosshairs left Optimus to fend for himself, running away.

Optimus Prime manages to fend them off, and find Crosshairs. Crosshairs ends up telling Optimus that he was commanding a group of soldiers, when turbo foxes attacked but he was too far ahead to save them and he had to watch as the creture killed every single one of them. Crosshairs mentioned he could literally hear their screaming voices in his head...so he probably is suffering PTSD at this point from the event.

Many people believe Crosshairs to be this "self absorbed" type of character, and while...yes it may seem like that at times, it's completely valid.

Crosshairs obviously suffers from PTSD, his inability to trust his teamates flows completely with this condition, scared that of he makes attachments he might go through all of that again. His desire to be a leader/fly solo may also stem from this event, on one hand he wants to prove he can be a leader and have a second chance, but he often wants to go solo so there's no possible chance that he can ever screw up again.

Crosshairs is a blunt dude, he's always making sure everyone is aware that he DOESN'T want to do something. (Fight the dinobots, sabotage lockdowns ship, staying on earth, etc etc) It does happen to coordinate perfectly though, he never actually leaves his teammates despite saying he wants too, he tries his best to express his disdain for something and influence his team to leave alongside with him- when they don't, that means he has to stick along. Though Crosshairs truly must not want to do or be a part of something, the fact his team does not share his disdain with the mission or task at hand but he stays regardless... Means he isn't such a "self absorbed" character at all.

Crosshairs cares a lot about his team, it's obvious- he has practiced moves with Drift, he helped watch Izabella when Cade and Bee left for London, he rejoices when Optimus reunites with them and he stays queit and sits back when Optimus is upset.(EX: Optimus confornting Joshua Joyce about Ratchet and Leadfoot, while Crosshairs stayed silent and did not make a move untill Optimus commanded him to do so )

If Crosshairs truly did not care he would have gone solo already, found something to do with his life but he does care. While his approches to some situations are often cruel and self absorbed like (EX: wanting to leave Lockdowns ship immediately after not seeing Optimus and Tessa) it's for the best of the team, and it is true that he just does not want to lose them like he did his other one.

Extras:

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bullshit-in-disguised · 6 months

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Do you love Undertale? And can I draw Cade (as a transformer) in my own style?

I do enjoy undertale a lot I mean I’m very normal about Deltarune too-

And

*SELF DESTRUCTS SELF-DESTRUCTS*

BRO YOU ABSOLUTELY HAVE MY PERMISSION MY GOD-

LIKE PLEASE TAG ME

#ask #watch me cry with happiness-

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bullshit-in-disguised · 6 months

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as an addon to this - when the creator god that opposed your own creator god suddenly "smiles" on you & turns you into the superweapon your creator always wanted you to be (& always hated you for not being) long after you had rejected that fate, further complicating your withered sense of self & making the nature of your existence both much simpler & yet much more complicated

or: FINALLY, AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, PATHOS OF UNICRON HAS A GUN

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bullshit-in-disguised · 6 months

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Honestly a controversial headcanon/ inclusion in my TF continuity of Atlas. That is also in my mind is that the thirteenth prime was not some cinnamon uniter but rather something akin to sun wukong cause that would be fucking funny that the youngest prime is a little shit.

I even have a backstory idea that the thirteenth wasn’t even planned by primus but rather a piece of the sun or shooting star fell on Primus’s Core and turned that star into a young rambunctious prime that the other primes now have to wrangle around and growing to be his own individual.

I can talk about it more if y’all are interested or discussing it-

#transformers au #transformers #headcanon #TF: Atlas #maccadam

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bullshit-in-disguised · 6 months

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Barn Husbands: Fun realization, Cade Yeager can sing/rap. Good vibrations by Marky Mark and the funky bunch

Funnier idea Cade cannot rap for SHIT and has the most Cringe rap carrier ever.

He can sing pretty well and play the guitar. But bring up his old short lived rap carrier in his youth and he’ll deny it. Cause that shit is under wraps for a good fucking reason. Like he hopes that those records were destroyed during the chaos and the only ones that knew the Rap Carrier were Emily and Lucas….and unfortunately their dead. Lucas would of brought up the Good vibrations to Tessa but Cade almost threatened him cause his baby girl MUST NEVER KNOW THE HUMILIATION.

But prime found out, he got a good chuckle of it but that’s it. He kept that promise to Cade to keep that a secret.

#transformers #maccadam #cade yeager

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bullshit-in-disguised · 6 months

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Why I like barn husbands: I like the idea of Optimus falling for a human that's a father like him. A human that has sympathy, but also finds autobots have souls just like humans. A human that wiling chose to side with them.

YES YES FUCKING YES THAT THAT.

Honestly that’s why I genuinely like Cade because of those traits. Cade’s ability to have faith and loyalty for Op and the autobots was so refreshing for me in AOE and TLK (one of the tolerable of the parts of the movie).

I genuinely wanted to see the Yeagers in more TF media rather than having either the Witwickys or Military/Goverment nonsense. Cause it brings something interesting on the table.

Also Dumpster fire Feral texas interventor man accidentally rizzing up Robo Jesus is just to fucking gold to pass it up

#transformers #maccadam #anon #ask

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bullshit-in-disguised · 6 months

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*Crashes in*

Hey y’all it’s been ummmm Forever since I posted anything here. I was….Busy….and I am so fucking sorry to do that without warning got hit by a new Hyperfixation….but now it’s going down a lil.

So ummmm I was thinking to comeback again with some stuff mind and some revamps of some of headcanons.

Plus…I want to talk about my silly ideas of my silly of my self indulgent TF continuity.

*Looks at Rodimus prime and then 13th prime* I can’t wait to get silly with them.

TF: ATLAS

And didn’t forget requiemverse Fans.

Requiemverse is also getting a Reboot to cause I say so.

Yeager Program is still the focus but certain parts are going to change!!

Mao stay tuned for that!

If y’all are curious ask away!!

(I need to catch up kahdksh)

#transformers #maccadam #I’m so sorry for the late notice

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bullshit-in-disguised · 8 months

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Does anyone have that geats gif where the guy is dodging bullets by doing the fish flop

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bullshit-in-disguised · 8 months

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IT'S NOT FINISHED IT'S STILL IN PROGRESS BUT IM FINALLY DOING IT. IM FINALLY DRAWING A SELFSHIP!

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So I don't know how people on this app feel about the shit-house that is TikTok but in the US right now the ban they're trying to implement on it is a complete red herring and it needs to be stopped.

They are quite literally trying to implement Patriot Act 2.0 with the RESTRICT Act and using TikTok and China to scare the American public into buying into it wholesale when this shit will change the face of the internet. Here are some excerpts from what the bill would cover on the Infrastructure side:

SEC. 5. Considerations.

(a) Priority information and communications technology areas.—In carrying out sections 3 and 4, the Secretary shall prioritize evaluation of— (1) information and communications technology products or services used by a party to a covered transaction in a sector designated as critical infrastructure in Policy Directive 21 (February 12, 2013; relating to critical infrastructure security and resilience);

(2) software, hardware, or any other product or service integral to telecommunications products and services, including— (A) wireless local area networks;

(B) mobile networks;

(C) satellite payloads;

(D) satellite operations and control;

(E) cable access points;

(F) wireline access points;

(G) core networking systems;

(H) long-, short-, and back-haul networks; or

(I) edge computer platforms;

(3) any software, hardware, or any other product or service integral to data hosting or computing service that uses, processes, or retains, or is expected to use, process, or retain, sensitive personal data with respect to greater than 1,000,000 persons in the United States at any point during the year period preceding the date on which the covered transaction is referred to the Secretary for review or the Secretary initiates review of the covered transaction, including— (A) internet hosting services;

(B) cloud-based or distributed computing and data storage;

(C) machine learning, predictive analytics, and data science products and services, including those involving the provision of services to assist a party utilize, manage, or maintain open-source software;

(D) managed services; and

(E) content delivery services;

(4) internet- or network-enabled sensors, webcams, end-point surveillance or monitoring devices, modems and home networking devices if greater than 1,000,000 units have been sold to persons in the United States at any point during the year period preceding the date on which the covered transaction is referred to the Secretary for review or the Secretary initiates review of the covered transaction;

(5) unmanned vehicles, including drones and other aerials systems, autonomous or semi-autonomous vehicles, or any other product or service integral to the provision, maintenance, or management of such products or services;

(6) software designed or used primarily for connecting with and communicating via the internet that is in use by greater than 1,000,000 persons in the United States at any point during the year period preceding the date on which the covered transaction is referred to the Secretary for review or the Secretary initiates review of the covered transaction, including— (A) desktop applications;

(B) mobile applications;

(C) gaming applications;

(D) payment applications; or

(E) web-based applications; or

(7) information and communications technology products and services integral to— (A) artificial intelligence and machine learning;

(B) quantum key distribution;

(C) quantum communications;

(D) quantum computing;

(E) post-quantum cryptography;

(F) autonomous systems;

(G) advanced robotics;

(H) biotechnology;

(I) synthetic biology;

(J) computational biology; and

(K) e-commerce technology and services, including any electronic techniques for accomplishing business transactions, online retail, internet-enabled logistics, internet-enabled payment technology, and online marketplaces.

(b) Considerations relating to undue and unacceptable risks.—In determining whether a covered transaction poses an undue or unacceptable risk under section 3(a) or 4(a), the Secretary— (1) shall, as the Secretary determines appropriate and in consultation with appropriate agency heads, consider, where available— (A) any removal or exclusion order issued by the Secretary of Homeland Security, the Secretary of Defense, or the Director of National Intelligence pursuant to recommendations of the Federal Acquisition Security Council pursuant to section 1323 of title 41, United States Code;

(B) any order or license revocation issued by the Federal Communications Commission with respect to a transacting party, or any consent decree imposed by the Federal Trade Commission with respect to a transacting party;

(C) any relevant provision of the Defense Federal Acquisition Regulation and the Federal Acquisition Regulation, and the respective supplements to those regulations;

(D) any actual or potential threats to the execution of a national critical function identified by the Director of the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency;

(E) the nature, degree, and likelihood of consequence to the public and private sectors of the United States that would occur if vulnerabilities of the information and communications technologies services supply chain were to be exploited; and

(F) any other source of information that the Secretary determines appropriate; and

(2) may consider, where available, any relevant threat assessment or report prepared by the Director of National Intelligence completed or conducted at the request of the Secretary.

Look at that, does that look like it just covers the one app? NO! This would cover EVERYTHING that so much as LOOKS at the internet from the point this bill goes live.

It gets worse though, you wanna see what the penalties are?

(b) Civil penalties.—The Secretary may impose the following civil penalties on a person for each violation by that person of this Act or any regulation, order, direction, mitigation measure, prohibition, or other authorization issued under this Act: (1) A fine of not more than $250,000 or an amount that is twice the value of the transaction that is the basis of the violation with respect to which the penalty is imposed, whichever is greater. (2) Revocation of any mitigation measure or authorization issued under this Act to the person. (c) Criminal penalties.— (1) IN GENERAL.—A person who willfully commits, willfully attempts to commit, or willfully conspires to commit, or aids or abets in the commission of an unlawful act described in subsection (a) shall, upon conviction, be fined not more than $1,000,000, or if a natural person, may be imprisoned for not more than 20 years, or both. (2) CIVIL FORFEITURE.— (A) FORFEITURE.— (i) IN GENERAL.—Any property, real or personal, tangible or intangible, used or intended to be used, in any manner, to commit or facilitate a violation or attempted violation described in paragraph (1) shall be subject to forfeiture to the United States. (ii) PROCEEDS.—Any property, real or personal, tangible or intangible, constituting or traceable to the gross proceeds taken, obtained, or retained, in connection with or as a result of a violation or attempted violation described in paragraph (1) shall be subject to forfeiture to the United States. (B) PROCEDURE.—Seizures and forfeitures under this subsection shall be governed by the provisions of chapter 46 of title 18, United States Code, relating to civil forfeitures, except that such duties as are imposed on the Secretary of Treasury under the customs laws described in section 981(d) of title 18, United States Code, shall be performed by such officers, agents, and other persons as may be designated for that purpose by the Secretary of Homeland Security or the Attorney General. (3) CRIMINAL FORFEITURE.— (A) FORFEITURE.—Any person who is convicted under paragraph (1) shall, in addition to any other penalty, forfeit to the United States— (i) any property, real or personal, tangible or intangible, used or intended to be used, in any manner, to commit or facilitate the violation or attempted violation of paragraph (1); and (ii) any property, real or personal, tangible or intangible, constituting or traceable to the gross proceeds taken, obtained, or retained, in connection with or as a result of the violation. (B) PROCEDURE.—The criminal forfeiture of property under this paragraph, including any seizure and disposition of the property, and any related judicial proceeding, shall be governed by the provisions of section 413 of the Controlled Substances Act (21 U.S.C. 853), except subsections (a) and (d) of that section.

You read that right, you could be fined up to A MILLION FUCKING DOLLARS for knowingly violating the restrict act, so all those people telling you to "just use a VPN" to keep using TikTok? Guess what? That falls under the criminal guidelines of this bill and they're giving you some horrible fucking advice.

Also, VPN's as a whole, if this bill passes, will take a goddamn nose dive in this country because they are another thing that will be covered in this bill.

They chose the perfect name for it, RESTRICT, because that's what it's going to do to our freedoms in this so called "land of the free".

Please, if you are a United States citizen of voting age reach out to your legislature and tell them you do not want this to pass and you will vote against them in the next primary if it does. This is a make or break moment for you if you're younger. Do not allow your generation to suffer a second Patriot Act like those of us that unfortunately allowed for the first one to happen.

And if you support this, I can only assume you're delusional or a paid shill, either way I hope you rot in whatever hell you believe in.

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If i ran hasbro i would ban official references to G1. No more geewun pandering, actually focus on bringing in new things and i don't care if the grandpa gang complains!

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