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You fucking moron

tbh i didnt know you were supposed to be jerking off while you look at porn

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Exactly. I highly doubt the uber macho tier one operators understand tumblr speak

"he would not fucking say that" but its about a character being a leftist. he would not fucking believe that

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“Conservative democrat.” Fucking lmao

"he would not fucking say that" but its about a character being a leftist. he would not fucking believe that

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Read: all of it

sometimes u read tumblr drama where u instantly know that no one involved is employed

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Nothing to lose

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

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If i was your child i wouldnt bother studying your disappearance

i study garfield hentai so that my children may study how to kill me and their children can study my misterious disappearance

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Does anybody else remember that time when people lied and said "red hood doesnt age and he has a healing factor." Even though literally nothing in canon has suggested that?

#red hood #jason todd #god i hate fanon #fanon

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Alright, so imagine this. It’s the mask, but in this version, Ipkiss is a closeted gay man. When he puts on the mask he gets to be openly gay. He turns into a tornado and he pops out green in the face and in bondage gear and he shouts “Somebody TOP ME”

#the mask #Stanley Ipkiss #Jim Carey #movie #I’m drunk

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#grips your liver #liver #cat m #cat #meme

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#bobs burgers #smiling friends #animation

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quick what is everyone doing right now

#I’m over here stroking my dick I got lotion on my dick I’m over here straight stroking my shit I’m horny as fuck man I’m a freak for real

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Orbital path of asteroid near miss in 2002. Yah, that’s how close we came to nuclear winter and possible total destruction.

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I love his classic quote

“No I did not have gay sex on the moons for hundreds of years, take it back.”

A couple of doodles for y'all. Stavy and 100gecs song that's been in my head

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Currently experiencing a crisis because I just found out the the English voice actor for Vicious from Cowboy Bebop and fuckiNG MIGHT GUY FROM NARUTO ARE THE SAME MAN??

??????????????

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“Dogs don’t get paid” mate dogs don’t pay rent, or taxes. They don’t NEED pay

A good boi getting their sfx makeup done for Resident Evil (2002)

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Sure

Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself

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Damn bitch, wash it once in a while then

Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself