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Moodboard 1/?:

↳ The Commandos

#commando business #too true #especially the seriously aggressive song and dance timres :)

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Obviously.

Lead me into temptation, Howard.  And to a decent bar.

Care to join me?

17. Seeing a movie

Can’t we go to a bar instead?

#agenths

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"Well now, it's not like you exactly gave me a whole lot of time to explain just who's tasty treat you were scarfin' down, now did you?"

Dugan's face is bright, his eyes dancing.  This is the most fun he's had in some time.  "Only when asked nicely -- and certainly not donut thieves. Ain't no blowjobs on hold for donut thieves in this break room today."

Don’t put that in your mouth.

Clint paused with the eclair halfway to his mouth, and he grimaced, shooting Dugan a suspicious glance. “Ah shit, what did you guys do to it? Seriously, donuts are sacred around here. You don’t mess with a guy’s donut.”

He hadn’t put the donut down just yet; he wanted to know how bad it was and whether it was worth the yummy goodness.

#cornfedtrouble

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One look at Dugan had told Clint that he was going to have fun, but one kiss tells him just how much. The answer is a lot. It definitely raises his desire, as does Dugan grabbing his ass and pulling him flush up against him.

He lets out a groan low in the back of his throat and grinds up against Dugan. He wants to get a taste of Dugan though, and he breaks the kiss with a soft pant. “These gotta go next.” He tugs at Dugan’s beltloops and then unbuttons his jeans, smirking as he winks at him. “Don’t you wanna see how good I look on my knees?”

Clint's working his hips against him, and Dugan catches the rhythm easily, readily; their bodies move together in a way that sparks more of that anticipatory lust shooting off through every bit of him, and he can't quite bite back a growl when Clint pulls back from the rough and dirty kiss.  But when Clint shoots him that sexy smirk, the archer's hands deftly undoing Dugan's own jeans, Dugan can't help but send him back a smirk every bit as naughty -- and then some.

"Then fuckin' get rid of 'em."  He gives Clint's ass one more good, promising squeeze before leaning back a bit to give him some room.  "If you look half as good as you think you will, I'm in for one hell of a good time."

"Suck my dick."

Clint smirks and bites his bottom lip, giving Dugan the up down with his eyes. “I dunno. What’s it in for me?”

#cornfedtrouble #[ nsfw ] ish #sexy times with Clint wahoo

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[text] jane there is an alarming amount of glitter in my… everywhere

[text] this isn't jane

[text] but even still

[text] do go on -- I wanna know more about this glitter, and your everywhere, and just how it got up in there ;)

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[text] I was using my old baby blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants

[text] That is some seriously A+ drunken ingenuity.  I give you four and a half gold tequila stars out of four :)

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[text] Worst -- or best?

[text]  Hint:  I think best.  I was very convincing.

[text] Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine

[text] In the history of bad ideas you’ve had[text] That was one of the worst

#text #buckysicle #whoops sorry about the wall #it's art #or something #v: frat parties

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#gratuitous dugan #[ nsfw ] #gratuitous gifs

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A little bit of a lot? He thought with a smile as her fingers slipped through his hair, the soft touch wondrously teasing.  Yeah, I can definitely work with that.

"I wouldn't want to disappoint my tutor.  I'm a very hard worker, after all."  

Dinner and a movie -- that made a real date.  A date date, and not just the kind of "dates" that he's more used to.  Those were more along the lines of booty-calls, more-or-less planned hook-ups, and opportunistic sexual assignations.  This was -- this was the first time in a long time that the idea of a proper date was on the table, and he liked it.

"Dinner and a movie.  But if it's a horror movie, you have to promise me you'll hold me if it gets scary."  He beamed down at her, pulling her closer, enjoying the warmth of her body against his, enjoying the notion of going on a date with the beautiful French girl in his arms.  He kissed her again, a content sigh escaping his lips, perfectly happy to just stand there on the shady back porch, kissing her all damn day.

A hand lifted to settle against the back of his neck, fingers toying lightly with his hair. He might be a bit of an imbécile but he was sweet and endearing.

“Un peu beaucoup.” She laughed and stole another quick kiss. “I am very impressed with your progress. Maybe we should do more than lessons. Dinner and a movie?”

#petite-dernier #a date #like a real date #he hasn't been on a date in like legit forever #he's boosted #v: frat parties

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"Do you want a song and dance routine?  Should I quote Shakespearean sonnets at you?  Or just get naked and let you evaluate for yourself?"  He tosses her a saucy grin.  "Tell me a little about what you're looking for and I can see if I've got something applicable in m'arsenal, and we can go on from there."

That's right, honey -- five minutes with my head between your thighs is more'n long enough for me to get you singing the hallelujah chorus.

"That’s not enough to get you there though. Impress me a little first."

#razielangelofsecrets

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reblogging because the slow stretches across space and time to affect poor Dum Dum as well.

DEAR EVERYONE EVER

I am very behind on everything.

Like, it’s a situation of nearing epic proportions.

EPIC.

LIKE UNICORNS FIGHTING GODZILLAS EPIC.

I’ll try to get through some stuff tomorrow, but in the meantime, this is an official sorry-so-slow post <3

#ooc #slow g is slow

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If you don’t reblog this you either hate america or hate puppies, what kinda sick bastard hates puppies

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COMIN AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHAFUCKIN DAY YEAH

happy birthday steve rogers!!! our hearts beat red white and blue for you

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Happy 4th of July!

#there was that one time #when they were on mission: strippers #I guess this was that time

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My sister's all about the presentation :)

#ooc

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Real life quote I'm stuck on: ". . . in ten years when Mitch McConnell goes wherever turtles go when they get too old." My friend who said it is too drunk too explain the context. Or about the fate of old ass turtles. Forty minutes later it's still plaguing me. No more whiskey for anyone. I'm shutting that nonsense DOWN.

#ooc #old turtles #what the actual fuck

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RANDOM PAGE I OPENED TO SO GOOD WHAT

#drunk mun is drunk #so good #wtf