Credit card? I.D.? I’m so freakin’ pissed! First of all, I go to Dr. Dorf and he totally messes up my nose job. I ask him to make me look like Gwyneth Paltrow… I get off the surgery table looking like freakin’ Shrek! Then I get here, and Mr. Harper makes me feel like I’m some dumb blonde with fake boobs going to a Hugh Hefner party!
WHITE CHICKS
2004, dir. Keenen Ivory Wayans
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CAPTAIN AMERICA : THE WINTER SOLDIER
2014, dir. Anthony & Joe Russo
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Chris Evans as Steve Rogers in Avengers: Endgame (2019)
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HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE (2004) dir. Hayao Miyazaki
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online friendships are a delicate mix of “i know all your deepest secrets” and “wait you’re not left-handed”
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CAPTAINAMERICAS → CHRIS-EVANS
💖 still tracking #userchaitali 💖
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When I speak to people from the North, they all loved your father.
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The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993), dir. Henry Selick
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what kind of blogs do you follow
I follow a wide range of blogs to make sure my own blog content is as inconsistent and annoying as possible
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i wish this website wasn’t so bad in how it handles situations. it’s irritating how outsiders get better treatment than tumblr’s own users. they claim they can’t mass delete spam accounts and porn blogs, but when a third party gets hysterical and it involves money, they take action. they say they can’t release terminated urls or release hoarded urls by request but punish people for having multiple sideblogs (most of which are saved urls) with no warning. staff copy/paste responses to reports they don’t even read; their technicians don’t know how to fix their own bugs. not only the website itself but sometimes this community can be so toxic, it takes all the fun. it’s sad that we have to endure this ridiculous amount of discomfort and negligence just because we wanna have a break from life. it’s so weird that we hate this place so much but can’t seem to leave it.
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