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[captainwalker]

Peacemaker seems like a really nice guy.

#captain america #peacemaker #Think he'd let me pet Eagly?

[captainwalker]

I hope you all missed me the appropriate amount.

#captain america

[captainwalker]

No, I’m not gay.

But I’d totally be gay for the USA.

#captain america #captain my captain #The Real Captain America

[captainwalker]

Tigra is hot and all, but I’m really worried that she might have to use a litter box. I’m not sure I can date someone who has to use a litter box.

#US Agent #Tigra #Gretchen Greer

[captainwalker]

All I really want in life is some apple pie with a bit of vanilla ice cream on the side. Imagine it, sitting out on the porch and watching the sunset as the fireflies start to come out, eating that apple pie in a rocking chair.

Perfection.

#Captain America #John Walker #Apple Pie is Delicious and Nutritious #Jack Kerouac said so

[captainwalker]

I dedicate this song to @iamdarcylewis

Marsha Gee - Peanut Duck

#Darcy Lewis #Marsha Gee #Peanut Duck #Howard the Duck #May they have many years of happiness together #Mr. and Mrs. Duck

[captainwalker]

you stink

"Jokes on you, I showered three times today so I know that's not true."

#Captain America #My Captain America #US Agent #You're Smelling Pheromones #Pheromones and Freedom

[captainwalker]

we are fragments of your subconscious mind. you cannot kill us.

What the fuck? I'm not Moon Knight. You can't pull that on me.

#Moon Knight #Marc Spector #Jake Lockley #Steven Grant #Khonshu #Mr. Knight #Yitzak Topol

[captainwalker]

"You should be lucky you have something in common with Clint."

"I don't know, man. That guy feeds his dog pizza. Pizza ain't good for dogs."

#Clint Barton #Bobbi Morse

[captainwalker]

#captain america #The Real Captain America #be the change you want to see in the world #Perfection #True Beauty #This is what the ideal man looks like

[captainwalker]

I can sit through a lot of things. Being military, you have to.  I couldn’t make it through Rogers The Musical either.  I can’t believe Hawkeye and I have something in common that isn’t thinking Bobbi is hot.

#Hawkeye #Clint Barton #Bobbi Morse #Rogers the Musical

[captainwalker]

Why does Hawkeye have multiple albums out?

What does he mean when he says: Two plus two must equal I don’t care?

Is this some anti-authority anthem that makes him unfit to carry the Thunderbolt title?

I think so.

#Hawkeye #Clint Barton #Thunderbolts #US Agent #John Walker #Jeremy Renner #Nomad

[captainwalker]

What? I’m clean. 

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“I wouldn’t bite you. I might get infected.”

Infected by what? Freedom?

“Diseases. I’m already free enough. I exude freedom. You exude herpes.”

#John Walker #US Agent #What? #I don't sleep around.

[captainwalker]

Infected by what? Freedom?

I would let Steve Rogers bite me.

Unless he was a zombie.

#John Walker #Steve Rogers #Captain America #US Agent

[captainwalker]

My boyfriend is America.

I’d be gay for America.

#John Walker #US Agent #Captain America

[captainwalker]

I would let Steve Rogers bite me.

Unless he was a zombie.

#John Walker #Captain America #US Agent

[captainwalker]

you know, if you wanted to be a hero, great, cool, be a hero, you'd make a good one. just... trying to be Cap was not a good look for you...

I wasn't trying to be Steve Rogers. Steve Rogers was Steve Rogers, and there won't ever be another. I wasn't trying to be Captain America, either. I was Captain America. They said I was going to be carrying the shield, so I carried the shield. It isn't my fault everyone got on my ass about not being Steve Rogers. Never said I was him, you know?

I just did my best in a shitty situation. That's all anybody can do.

Not Captain America now, though. Just another US Agent.

#John Walker #Captain America #US Agent