“There have been fluctuating sightings of a giant, terrible serpent soaring our skies. Witnesses are referring to it as “Horrorboros.” Your job is to splat this son of a cod.
I have generously supplied your work quarters with newly modified Charge Cannons stationed near key sections of our sites that must be defended with the utmost care. Simply jump into the cannons, then fire at will, as you normally would. Call on your coworkers to harvest the Golden Eggs from downed Boss Salmonids and deposit them to the attached cooler tank. You can switch your primary fire to the eggs at any time, but for the sake of me and the company… Do NOT. Miss. Your. SHOTS! You think Horrorboros is scary? It won’t be as scary as a docked paycheck. So you better make every egg count, got it?
Remember… Splatsville doesn’t get the opportunity to clock until you do, so go make ‘em proud. Don’t mess this one up.”
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