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zoro in opla: I guess I’ll join you…………….*goes thru a near death experience where he wakes up to luffy saying he needs him* you are my captain & I am your loyal and devoted first mate I would die for you I will never disappoint you again I will follow you like a weary traveler to a flame I —

zoro in the anime/manga, within a week: ha ha ha you’re the son of the devil! sure I’ll float around in a dinghy with you aimlessly for weeks! yes I’ll carry a cage that took five men to move while bleeding out from a massive wound for you! sure I’d die for you! of course we’ll follow our dreams together!

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on another note, would they just ask each other to conjure water in their mouths

in the harry potter movies and books, how are people not passing out from dehydration never ONCE is there a mention of water bottles or like cups. they are walking up and down hundreds or stairs every day

#harry potter #hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry #imagine #i have questions

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in the harry potter movies and books, how are people not passing out from dehydration never ONCE is there a mention of water bottles or like cups. they are walking up and down hundreds or stairs every day

#harry potter #hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry #do wizards not have water bottles #i get that they could just conjure them #but what about the younger years #theres no water fountains??? #how tf do they stay hydrated

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"I SEE NO GOD UP HERE EXCEPT ME"- GRIAN

(Of course Joel in Empires is a god!)

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kevin's the court queen and neil's the court jester

#all for the game #neil josten #kevin day #the sunshine court

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yeah but like imagine if kakashi’s trauma manifested like this

instead of becoming angry, cold, and distant during his ANBU years

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people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

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Teenage Team 7 was so funny because you had Sai with his crop top, tiny waist and zero social skills parading around, Sasuke slut era overlapped with his international terrorist era (criminal by Britney Spears playing on), Naruto not having to remove even a single piece of his clothing 'cause people would naturally fall at his feet for just his words and Sakura getting men in the middle of a freaking war by doing her job lol.

Meanwhile Kakashi was jumping from boyfriend to boyfriend in totally different breakdowns in true wetest-dog-alive-in-Konoha fashion. He was like saving Iruka's life from Pain and co-parenting little Naruto with Yamato and fighting Obito for dear life and wrecking havoc with Gai.

None of them were having a good time but we must admit it was not for lack of looks.

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one thing that I have loved about this weekend is that the hermits have been able to study each other like ants. They've got to be fans of each other. They've bounced around and played on each other's weird setups. They've come to play with Joepacity in person (False tried to make her own Jhost name, and came back this morning to see what today's jumper would do). They've been able to bother each other in person. Scar's been able to run his friends over. Grian's been able to manage to his heart's content. It's been lovely.

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within fifteen minutes i have found two different grown adult men who have dating app profiles that say their worst fear is:

werewolves.

one was funny. two is like... hang on, do we actually have a werewolf problem in this town?

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just letting everyone know i'm making character sheets for my hermitcraft dredge fic and i think this is the funniest thing i've ever written

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Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t respond so she said it louder and he still didn’t respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said “I can’t understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.”

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the single mother taking care of his unruly children is an unmatched dynamic

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xisuma's recent video with mumbo shows that if you've known someone since they were 17 you're far more given to accept, without question, that they are willfully doing something incredibly stupid.

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Anko loves crazy people and all her friends are insane

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more irl etho lore from cleo’s stream on 01/04/24

he eats one exact same meal every single day

it’s a sandwich that takes him ten minutes to prepare

it’s a foot-long baguette,

with provolone cheese,

hungarian salami (not imported),

lettuce, tomatoes,

salt and pepper,

and vinegar-based dressing (balsamic)

he washes it down with coffee. when questioned he says it’s the regular kind

none of the above info might be true and he’s just making it up

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if they really want to raise money on the hermitcraft charity auction they should sell a signed ethoslab body pillow