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[chelemlem]

i think what’s on a person’s nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand

#pink teacup thing for bits #pink birdcage thing for vibes #ipad #stolen hilton keycard x 4....... #clay turtle

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fall right in

[quiet voice] i did a kinkmeme fill...!

lando & oscar both get podium cursed and have to work out turning back while also being atrociously bad at communicating whatever their whole emotional deal is. if you like awkward sex with your coworker this one's for you.

“Sick, though, isn’t it?” If Lando has noticed that Oscar is miles away, he doesn’t let on. “‘Cos like, at least we’ve got each other, and it’s not -” Lando falters here, looking less sure of himself for just a fraction of a second. “It’s what - not gay?” Oscar hears his own voice, irritable. Lando squints at him. “Well, it’s still gay. Opposite gay, though.” “Opposite gay.” Lando rolls his eyes, stretching up so the sweep of his hips - still narrow, Oscar thinks, storing it away - is on show, and says, lazy. “Yeah. Seeing as you don’t wanna shag me otherwise.”

okay thanks BYE x

#WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO #preemptive fic rec #landoscar

[chelemlem]

on my friend's couch watching her embroider flowers onto a pair of my jeans 🌻🌷 heart full <33

#life has been considerably more bearable of late <3 #hope everyone's having a good weekend!!

[chelemlem]

so so sad about lando today in the sprint 💔 and his bet about ferrari winning by 30s... gorl stop i'm trying to defend that championship mentality dawg in you 😭 but saying that i hope someone (oscar) gave him a hug

sghdjd ok perhaps controversially going to say that idt lando is an unsubstantiatedly self-flagellative dude? most of his public low moments come from feeling solely responsible for a poor showing relative to the performance ceiling of the car/team that weekend. if we alr suck he's not going to be like omg it's MY fault we suck u kno... and seeing how saturday shook out (13s gap to P2 🥲)...... we were never going to convert that win even if bro hadn't bottled lap 1. sad but true

the way i read the ferrari bet line was him being pleasantly surprised with how well we did on a track ill-suited to our car. unfortch managing one's expectations is merely a muscle you develop by virtue of being a mclaren driver (and by extension a mclaren fan 😔). it is what it is !

also Much can be said about the correlation of dawg & mentality with wdc hopes but in the interest of being brief! fast, reliable, driveable car + competent strat dept + manageable politics to performance ratio + scrub teammate...... it's HARD to round up all the tangibles that amount to a gainful title bid. while certainly necessary and useful, dawg alone does not a champion make. and anyways lando has enough of it over the net course of a season

#smth i constantly think about is. lando someday in the notsodistant future worming into wdc contention just be being #the most consistent bitch on the grid #like yaas wdc with only 1-2 wins. Everyone Would Hate That #answered #ln4 #sorry anon for this boring ass ans to ur shippy ask TT they didn't hug but maybe they sat in silence for 10-12mins in oscar's driver's room #at the end of which oscar cleared his throat like “so do you—” at the same time lando said “cool i should—” #then lando rolled his eyes & punched him lightly on the chest on the way out. frickin .. nerd #and oscar felt the ghost of his hot fist all thru the debrief #romance to some

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#SQUISH #op i am in love with the way u render skin..... #freckles everywh #🧡🧡🧡 #landoscar

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#real #ln4 #op81

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definitely wasn't expecting bucket hat oscar on this fine friday morning but life surprises you sometimes

#😭😭😭 #mushed room #save me stupidlooking pic of fave guy in a silly hat... save me #op81

[chelemlem]

Pt 6? 7? Idk anyway here's an oscar edition because it is making me feral

@mctwinkdom @piastrification @piastrisms thought you might like these

#rys said this is what he'd look like if he was a hockeyboy #much 2 think abt #op81

[chelemlem]

was about to visit my beautiful gf lando norris/oscar piastri - works | archive of our own but my coworker peeped over my shoulder so i had to pretend i was searching for laksa near me

#😔

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#oh no

[chelemlem]

dump of recent art stuff ❓

matching 814 finish the lyrics charms !!! :') also hypothetical linked charms that will never be made lol

misc. fanart and some doodles of ellie nyoomfruits's wonderful fic that i adore very much T__T

some old sticker designs that i revamped to standardize oscar's style + a bonus kirb heh... still have a lot of sketches 2 finish but will try printing these soon

#wehhhh 🧡 #it has been so sooo nice watching u cultivate ur style + the growth/progression of ur art via oscar cheebs... #ur ojps have always been moe but now he's extra EXTRA cute and ahdjkd idk. fond :') #bottom right papaya. Eating Him 🍽️ #op81 #landoscar

[chelemlem]

probs not the first time he’s put balls in max’s mouth x

#dawg.... #ok #nortrell

[chelemlem]

let go before it's too late

“Mate. Oscar.” Max lowers his voice, even though they’re alone, and no one that matters could hear. “Babe. C’mon. What?” “Nothing, it’s just...” Oscar shuts one eye, squeezing it like he’s just sucked a particularly sour slice of lemon, zinging right up his nose. “I did that once. In, er, well, when we were here last.” Max blinks, trying to riddle that one through in his brain a bit. The last time they were here on the balcony, like last night, or the last time they were here, in the Canary Islands, back when Max was fucking around with someone else on their team and Oscar had a huge fucking crush on him.  “Fucking hell, Oscar. What the fuck?”

max fewtrell/oscar piastri | 8.6k | explicit | here on ao3 | sequel to brittle it shakes

#omfg!!!!! #cannot WAIT to read this later #preemptive fic rec #maxf/oscar #weh fewpi <3

[chelemlem]

"He'll tell her off, in that indulgent way of his, sweetheart, darling—'cause that's the thing, isn't it? No one ever says no to Lando.Oscar's the first, again." < I AM SO SAD. Oscar is all of her firsts!!!! Please please tell me they have a happy ending I need them to be bitchy sapphics together forever

ask is about this fic

happy ending enjoyers are free to imagine oscar comes around after a year or two! lando isn't with jenson anymore and it's decidedly strained at first but obv they're still obsessed with each other so i trust things will work out thru the power of #love #yuri #vagmatization

maybe they go no-contact for a while and then run into each other at a college town where oscar's studying mechanical engineering and lando's showing up for her course-minimum 3 classes a semester for some fuckass wb business degree (bc she's a ~ceo now). they fall into bed together and the next morning oscar wakes up beside lando going through her phone bc she never changed her password and lando's like [thru tears] i thought i told u to delete my nudes!! and oscar's like yeah you did. sorry. and her wallpaper is still the selfie lando took of the 2 of them at the dentist when oscar had to get her wisdom teeth pulled and lando postponed leaving for a ski trip to drive her home... crazie

regardless of whether 814 got together for good in the end, i always pictured oscar giving mark his ring back. as a parting it's very congenial and even kind, except the bit where she says who did you think i am, you?

#hi chel what was tjis all About #man #girls!814

[chelemlem]

4ever thinking about them (r63!814)

#in another life...... i would be ur girl...... #WE KEEP ALL OUR PROMISES BE US AGAINST THE WORLD

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this team🧡 (via the Mclaren App)

#🧡🧡 #kind of want to frame the bottom pic ngl

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the evergreen mclaren postrace debrief party line of "we thought we were finished but somehow managed to cobble together a decent result which just goes to show #youneverknow" i love my pragmatic lowbar adaptive-hopium team

#can't experience disappointment if ur expectations are alr in the neg 👉🧠