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i have new hair and i’m finally living my narcissa malfoy fantasy 🪄 !!!!!!!!

#my hair is so fried but oh well !!!! #it me #jake kiszka if you see this hiiii sir🤭 #:) #not gvf

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I will NEVER recover from this holy SHIT he looks so fucking good

#jacob!!!!!! #he looks SO GOOD #jake kiszka #jake gvf #greta van fleet #gvf

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site that you can type in the definition of a word and get the word

site for when you can only remember part of a word/its definition 

site that gives you words that rhyme with a word

site that gives you synonyms and antonyms

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happy third birthday, teabag. you did more for me than any therapist ever could. 🤍

#i love you baby #<3333333 #tbagg #greta van fleet #gvf #josh kiszka #josh gvf #jake kiszka #jake gvf #danny wagner #danny gvf #sam kiskza #sam gvf

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GODDDDDDDD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!! YOU’RE A PINK PONY GIRL AND YOU DANCE AT THE CLUB!!!!!

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not to get all sad for no reason but something nobody tells you about growing up is that a part of you is just a little girl who is yelling ‘please like me please love me please tell me i am good’ at everyone you meet and most of your day is just trying to ignore her

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if you can’t eat a whole meal, eat half. you ate, that’s what is important.

if you can’t get out of bed, try and sit up instead of lying down. it’ll be better for your back and your blood pressure.

if you can’t shower or have a bath today, try and brush your teeth and clean your ears. it’ll keep you a little cleaner, and we often forget those areas. 

if you can’t get dressed today, change underwear and use some deoderant. it’ll leave you a little fresher until you have the strength to change fully.

and remember, i’m very proud of you. your best will look different every day, and that’s okay.

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if there’s one thing jake kiszka is gonna do, it’s look over his right shoulder.

#and i eat it up every time #god i love him #jake kiszka #jake gvf #greta van fleet #gvf #josh gvf #sam gvf #danny gvf

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hey hey hey team!!!!

today went very well!!!! i was scared and nervous but everyone at the dentist’s office was so so so so so nice and kind and welcoming and supportive :) my next appointment is in a month, and it’s the big doozy where i have to get my wisdom teeth removed and do the rest of the big work on the rest of my teeth, but things today were positive !!! 🤍

hey team, in need of some emotional support. does anyone else struggle with like… annoyingly intense dental anxiety bc i have a dentist appointment tomorrow afternoon and i have been sitting here for the last like, ten minutes in tears bc i am simply just so terrified, and i’m annoyed at myself for being this scared but it’s fucking embarrassing bc i’ve never had good dental hygiene/health partly bc genetics and partly bc my parents never emphasized the importance of it when i was younger, so obviously that kind of set me up for failure, and now i’m 25 and haven’t been to a dentist in like, 15+ years and i’m sitting here in my chair crying and freaking out and i hate hate hate it. so. any kind of support/advice/words of wisdom is helpful to me and my brain rn thank u <3

#sometimes it pays to just really indulge in how scared you are lol #the first words out of my mouth when the assistant brought me back were ‘im scared of being here’ #but she was so cool and so fun and so chill and so funny #honestly made me kind of look forward to going back #but I’m def still nervous lol bc yknow… wisdom teeth removal.

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hey team, in need of some emotional support. does anyone else struggle with like… annoyingly intense dental anxiety bc i have a dentist appointment tomorrow afternoon and i have been sitting here for the last like, ten minutes in tears bc i am simply just so terrified, and i’m annoyed at myself for being this scared but it’s fucking embarrassing bc i’ve never had good dental hygiene/health partly bc genetics and partly bc my parents never emphasized the importance of it when i was younger, so obviously that kind of set me up for failure, and now i’m 25 and haven’t been to a dentist in like, 15+ years and i’m sitting here in my chair crying and freaking out and i hate hate hate it. so. any kind of support/advice/words of wisdom is helpful to me and my brain rn thank u <3

#i hate this #this is my personal hell #pls help #ily <3

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i forgot how sexy the guitar solo is in watching over

#a real do it jakey #greta van fleet #gvf #jake kiszka #jake gvf #josh kiszka #josh gvf #danny wagner #danny gvf #sam kiskza #sam gvf

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sometimes i randomly remember that i’m banned from tinder for life for no reason

#like hello? #just a thought

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genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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also hi, by the way. i’m alive.

#it’s been a while #i missed u guys #:) #<3

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just started crying bc I had a moment of pure realization that I actually saw gvf live and actually saw them with my own two eyes and actually heard josh sing right in front of me and actually saw jake and danny and sam and they were real and I miss them so bad I need that feeling again and it’s been so long and I miss them 😭

#i miss them #and I will be crying all day over this #i love them :( #greta van fleet #gvf #josh gvf #josh kiszka #jake gvf #jake kiszka #danny gvf #danny wagner #sam gvf #sam kiskza

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they call me the fact checker the way I always go “hang on. let me look this up” mid conversation

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i'm the guy who causes all those random mystery bruises and tiny scratches you only see when you wake up btw. yeah. sorry. it sucks for me too, but i have to do it. i just crawl into people's houses and start beating on them very gently with hammers and nails. yeah it's a lot. sorry. i didn't want you to find out like this but oh well.