chuuaku-x-dazatsu

[chuuaku-x-dazatsu]

Kunikida : *finds Dazai crying in a corner* What happened? Ranpo : You see, Atsushi-kun called Dazai by his first name for the first time and it was for roasting him

HIDGXHBNXHDSH YES ATSUSHI BEAT HIS ASS

#ask #dazatsu #dazushi #kunikida doppo #ranpo edogawa

[chuuaku-x-dazatsu]

dazai has a bunch of nicknames for atsushi. kitten, sweetie, angel, etc. all of them make atsushi blush, and dazai loves to tease atsushi for him. but when atsushi eventually has enough, and musters up enough courage to call dazai “sunshine”, dazai almost faints

#dazatsu #dazushi #dazai osamu #atsushi nakajima #hc

[chuuaku-x-dazatsu]

when chuuya is away on the mission, sometimes aku will put on some of his cologne to be reminded of chuuya’s scent, since it brings him comfort

#chuuaku #akutagawa ryunosuke #hc

[chuuaku-x-dazatsu]

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chuuya: fuck dazai!

atsushi: i want to...

chuuya:

chuuya: what

atushi: what

#this is so stupid i hate it #dazatsu #dazushi #unholy #atsushi nakajima #tp #chuuya nakahara

[chuuaku-x-dazatsu]

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aku: how can i tell chuuya-san that i like him?

dazai: oh, i know!

dazai: "hey, your balls look a little heavy, can i hold them for y-"

aku: nO

#chuuaku #akutagawa ryunosuke #dazai osamu #tp #unholy

[chuuaku-x-dazatsu]

dazai: what's the worst feeling in the world?

atsushi: being away from you...

dazai: awwwww! that's so sweet!

dazai: mine was when you're washing your hands and you get water on your sleeve

#dazatsu #dazushi #dazai osamu #atsushi nakajima #tp

[chuuaku-x-dazatsu]

chuuya: you'd look more adorable with a smile

aku: "more adorable" implies that i'm adorable in the first place

chuuya: yeah!

#chuuaku #chuuya nakahara #akutagawa ryunosuke #tp

[chuuaku-x-dazatsu]

dazai: *sneezes*

atsushi: bless you

dazai: my dear, i'm already blessed because you're here with me!

atsushi, blushing: d-dazai-san!!

#ranpo in the back: shut UP #dazatsu #dazushi #dazai osamu #atsushi nakajima #tp

[chuuaku-x-dazatsu]

aku: *in the middle of changing*

chuuya: damn~

aku: you've seen me like this 1000 times already though

chuuya: and? i've seen the sun rise 1000 times too. doesn't mean it's any less breathtaking

#chuuaku #chuuya nakahara #akutagawa ryunosuke #tp

[chuuaku-x-dazatsu]

atsushi really really likes sitting in dazai’s lap. dazai always wraps his arms around him while he rests his head against dazai’s chest. it’s one of his favorite cuddling positions, because it makes him feel like dazai is always there to protect him.

#dazatsu #dazushi #atsushi nakajima #dazai osamu #hc

[chuuaku-x-dazatsu]

chuuya is practically known for his loud voice and actions, but when he notices that aku isn’t good with loud noises, he always tries to soften his voice whenever around him

#chuuaku #chuuya nakahara #akutagawa ryunosuke #hc

[chuuaku-x-dazatsu]

dazai: if you don't love atsushi nakajima with all of your heart never fucking speak to me again

atsushi: but dazai-san... i always wanna talk to you...

dazai: awwwwww sweetie-

dazai: wait

dazai: whAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T LOVE YOURSELF-

#dazatsu #dazushi #atsushi nakajima #dazai osamu #tp

[chuuaku-x-dazatsu]

chuuya: you ever get that feeling where you look at someone and your heart skips a beat?

aku: that's called arrhythmia

chuuya: i get that every time i see yo-

aku: you can die from it

#chuuaku #chuuya nakahara #akutagawa ryunosuke #tp #i stole this

[chuuaku-x-dazatsu]

fukuzawa: since atsushi's becoming our newest member, we'll have to get him a room-

dazai: he can stay in my room!

fukuzawa:

fukuzawa: i'll have him stay in the room next to yours

#dazai: father why #fuku: because he doesn't need your shit all the time #dazatsu #dazushi #dazai osamu #fukuzawa yukichi #tp

[chuuaku-x-dazatsu]

aku: being in the mafia means that you can't get close to others. you put them at risk if an enemy finds out. that's why i refuse to get close to anyone, for their own safet-

chuuya: hey akutagawa!

aku: i would die for you

#chuuaku #chuuya nakahara #akutagawa ryunosuke #tp

[chuuaku-x-dazatsu]

dazai: atsushi-kun, i need to ask you something.

atsushi: hm? what is it?

dazai: can you stop being so cute all the time? i'm trying to do my work, and that's very hard when you're being an adorable cinnamon roll

atsushi:

atsushi: ...sorry?

#dazatsu #dazushi #dazai osamu #atsushi nakajima #tp

[chuuaku-x-dazatsu]

chuuya: *looking at a dictionary* that's strange...

aku: hm? what is?

chuuya: i'm looking at the word "wonderful", but there's no picture of you

aku:

aku: *malfunctions*

#chuuaku #chuuya nakahara #akutagawa ryunosuke #tp