Make a bet with Paul, then win it. Once Paul accepts your bet with a sturdy handshake, you cannot make a new bet. Most successful bet wins. You have 30 minutes.
Your time starts now.
Be as unhealthy as possible. You have 10 minutes to plan, then 10 seconds to be unhealthy. Your 10 seconds will start when you shout, 'Let's get this party started!'
Unhealthiest wins.