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gender euphoria is looking rly hot to other queer people and offputting to everyone else

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it would be one thing if it was just the horrors but it's all the little horrorcitos también

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I learned how to draw on my phone

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There’s something so intimate about moving a heavy piece of furniture with another person

#text post

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I love my lil pre-T mustache but the feeling of my breath tickling it was not nice so I shaved my face and I was not expecting the gender euphoria of feeling my stubble!!! Fuck!!

#had me smiling all day #I actually have quite a bit of peach fuzz which is what I mean when I refer to facial hair #but when shaved it does feel like stubble! had me ‘teehee’-ing all day long #ftm

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We’re just two ends of a spectrum 😔 (the spectrum is autism)

I love socks so fucking much 😭

#yes fight and kiss lets go #leave the socks at home so we have something to talk about

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Every day I play a game in my head called “Teenage Boy or Adult Lesbian” where I try to guess if a stranger is a teenage boy or a lesbian in their mid-20s

#if theyre with their mom its usually a teenage boy #sigh

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I love socks so fucking much 😭

#yes socks like the item of clothing #not sock the character although I love him too

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Pink Cakes

#FUCKING HELL #NOW THAT IS WHAT LIFE IS ALL ABOUT #cake #food #sweets #desserts

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Some more progress on my patch hoodie!! <|:-]

I made some crocheted patches, as well as a few flower-themed patches. I also added some patches I've had already had for a while.

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scoop

#dungeon meshi

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oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this

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saw a poll about dry/humid heat and like OBVIOUSLY everyone preferred dry heat but. would love to know what everyone considers to be “too hot”

me personally it’s a hard cutoff at 75°F. don’t need anything more than that thank you 🫶🫶🫶

#i agree 85 #80 is Hot #but above 80? 85-90? #that is Too Hot #you better believe if I’m working outside I’m consistently drenching myself with hose or pond water #and all available peices of clothing that can come off are coming off

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LAST DAY FOR 15% OFF!

My cats are doing so much better already! 💖

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#ooo calculate shit #it would be nice not having to hire a math tutor for once 😭 #get one answer wrong on purpose to throw off suspicion