New [tumblr] users: there is something very important for you to know.
There is a secret callsign for [tumblr] users.
If you spot a wild [tumblr] human in the wild, you must tell them this phrase:
"I like your shoelaces."
The appropriate reverse-call, if you hear this phrase, goes thusly:
"Thanks! I stole them from the president."
I'm paying literal actual money for you to see this, so don't let it be in vain. Use this phrase everywhere.
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what the hell is up with this fur real friend i’ve never seen a more pissed off animal
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i have a hyperfix on sonic now
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You're strong. Your undead minions are plentiful and loyal. The skulls motif in your tower is not "tacky". Your enemies are afraid of you. You don't need the approval of the living.
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at th club and dj won’t stop playing morse code beats
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hey tumblr blaze, look! it's Bloodborne Weed™
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hacking into misha collins' twitter to post "yeah im straight. a straight up faggot !!!" and then change his password
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did well on insta it is now goin here too
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This whole obsession with wheelchair users struggling on foot down the aisle at their wedding or across the stage for graduation is 100% powered by ableism.
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