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For the gays and theys I present: Shin Ryujin <3

@shnryjn and @ryudaeng 

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had a dream where i accidentally deleted my twitter account but it was during some kind of mass twitter ban on seditious opinions so everyone started treating me like a martyr and i came back to the website as “Punished Ape” and immediately became a microcelebrity

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The universe… is so much bigger than you realize. EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE (2022)

#eeaao #everything everywhere all at once #joy wang #jobu tupaki #stephanie hsu #mine #flashing gif #shes an icon shes a star she is the moment

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A dumb comic about Grievous’ collection~

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i want him so bad

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I was amazed by the animation, rhythm and emotionality of this scene.

Perhaps Ekko deliberately called Jinx not just to fight, but invited her to play the way they did in childhood. In this way, he awakened certain memories in Jinx that made her use the tactics that she used when she was little, and then her actions became predictable for him. Including this helped Ekko, finally, get ahead of her.

But he didn’t realize that if those memories were still alive in the depths of Jinx’s heart, then Powder was still alive too. And maybe Ekko was ready to take revenge and finish off Jinx…

…But he couldn’t kill Powder 

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"so basically when you try to use your cellphone in the dark world it comes up with what is called 'garbage noise', and it's the same sound as the undertale sound file mus_smile which is"

i'm starting to realize that whenever i try to explain how gaster fits into deltarune to my non-undertale/deltarune friends i just sound fucking insane

#deltarune #undertale #gaster

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i'm starting to realize that whenever i try to explain how gaster fits into deltarune to my non-undertale/deltarune friends i just sound fucking insane

#gaster #undertale #deltarune

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I wish all the pee came out in one go like a shotgun blast

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they should rewrite the bible so that jesus would be a hot 5'2 girl with a creampie fetish from missouri

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Y’ALL! I HAVE A SILLY LITTLE POST WITH NO BASIS! 

So what Bruno said to Pepa on her wedding day wasn’t a prophecy, but what if none of the things they sing about were? 

He told me my fish would die, the next day, dead

Bruno: Hey, your fish doesn’t look so good, the hell do you feed him? 

Fish Lady: He’s literally fine! Grapes are perfectly nutricious!

Bruno, muttering: that fish is so dead. 

He told me I’d grow a gut and just like he said

Bruno: you should maybe leave some of the pie for the kids, it was their specific request-

Man: are you telling me I look fat? 

Bruno: what? 

Man: I can’t believe you just said that. 

Bruno, mumbling: not yet

Man: gasp

He said that all my hair would disappear, now, look at my head

Man: be honest! does it look like I’m going bald-? 

Bruno: uuuh… I mean… you do have a bald spot there- 

Man: all of my beautiful hair will disappear!!!

Bruno: yeah, happens tho

He told me that the life of my dreams would be promised and someday be mine

“Oh, Isabela” twirling her around, very emotional about all his tiny little nieces - as per usual, “you will have everything you ever want! I promise all of your dreams will come true!” 

Isabela, 5, making one (1) flower: that’s it? 

Bruno, 34, about to make an accidental prophecy: don’t worry, princesa, your powers will grow, you know, just like grapes on a vine! 

He told me that the man of my dreams would be just out of reach 

IMAGINE Bruno playing dolls with a 10 year old Dolores and he’s playing out a whole telenovela story arch (or planning to) and then his doll tells Dolores’ doll, in the most dramatic voice:

Bruno, waving the doll around: the man of your dreams can not be yours! He will forever be out of reach! Don’t you see that? He is (dramatic pause) betrothed to another!

Bruno, normal voice: Dolores, can you believe this is happening?

And she was so invested that she somehow took it personally, so when time went by, the memories got a little mixed up - especially with the added confirmation of her cousin about to be engaged to her crush “oh he was right” 

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Hello all.

I just finished engaging with the canon media of Five Nights at Freddy: Security Breach

And I have come to an important realization.

Listen Up.

I am aro-ace, first of all. There is nothing I personally stand to gain from this (except my girlfriend’s ire)

But if gender equality is ever going to exist

We Need To Make Vanny A Tumblr Sexywoman

I’m not fucking kidding here. I want this playboy bunny child murderer sexualized, gremlinized, and stuffed into a can of pringles. I want art of her being held like a hamburger and tucked into bed. I want art of her being rammed into that same bed by the purple man y’all were crazy about five years ago.

I want ship art of Vanny and Vanessa. Are they the same person? Who knows? Who cares? You did it to Sans, do it to her, cowards.

I want angst. I want fic like you couldn’t believe.

I want this creature in my walls, bounced like a rubber ball, and stuffed into a blender. I want headcanons about her never showering. I want her patted gently on the head and handed slushies.

Please, Tumblr, do NOT fucking let me down on this one. I am happy to contribute but I can‘t do it on my own. It would be terrible. It would be BEAUTIFUL. It would be feminism. She‘s the perfect candidate

Hot

Existent in canon next to an equally hot alternate version of her

Problematic

Murderer

FNAF character

If you can’t do it out of personal interest, do it for the bit. I’m begging you.

Vanny For Tumblr Sexywoman 2K22

don’t let me down, you fucking freaks. (/j/lh (for the freaks thing, I am not fucking playing around about the rest of this post))

LIKES CHARGE REBLOGS CAST

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how i post on here

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I love that in the ten years I've been on tumblr, tumblr users' attitude towards tumblr has come full circle, now we're back where we started at "tumblr is our beloved home, no other social media can compare, no other website has what we have, do not trust other websites, do not tell the outsiders about us", only this time we're like. Really exhausted and with a sense of irony about it.

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The Toby Fox Effect:

The phenomenon when the majority of a fanbase ignores the character who fits into the Tumblr Sexy Man criteria, and, instead, lust for the small, memeable man