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Lav: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.

Crow: this is a lie

Crow: I'm literally dating them and this is a lie

Crow: HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE. IT'S RAW AND BURNED. WHAT IS THIS.

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Varian: I prevented a murder today!

Lav: Really?! How?

Varian: Self control.

#cluster dimension #cluster dimension quotes #clutter dimension #clutter dimension quotes #@purple-steven #lav #varian #@varian-the-unstable-alchemist

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Lav: I think I finally know why you're scared of Santa, Crow...

Crow: Lav, for the last time, that's NOT what claustrophobia is!

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Bonus

Ender: how about we test that theory

Lav: if your leg got cut off... Would it hurt

Varian: ??? Duh

Lav: how though

Bubble: Cuz your leg got cut off fool

Lav: Where you gonna feel the pain??

Varian: in your leg-

Lav: EXACTLY

Bubble and Lav: HOW ARE YOU GONNA FEEL THE PAIN IN YOUR LEG IF YOUR LEG IS GONE?

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Lav: if your leg got cut off... Would it hurt

Varian: ??? Duh

Lav: how though

Bubble: Cuz your leg got cut off fool

Lav: Where you gonna feel the pain??

Varian: in your leg-

Lav: EXACTLY

Bubble and Lav: HOW ARE YOU GONNA FEEL THE PAIN IN YOUR LEG IF YOUR LEG IS GONE?

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Alissa: Yknow what's scary?

Lav: The thought that everyone hates you for things you couldn't control and you wouldn't be able to redeem yourself for the things you've done?

Alissa: ...I was going to say spiders.

Lav:

Alissa: are you okay

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Lav: I DO WHAT I WANT

Bubble: I'm telling Crow

Lav: wait, no-

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Gear: did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Gear, wheeling out a whiteboard: Because according to my brief calculations of terminal velocity, assuming heaven is at a height of 100km-

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Glass: I'm an expert at identifying birds

Flutter: Oh yeah, what's that one over there?

Glass: Yup, that's a bird

Bonus

*Crow, confused why Flutter is pointing at her from a distance*

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#cluster dimension #cluster dimension quotes #clutter dimension #clutter dimension quotes #@purple-steven #lav #varian #@varian-the-unstable-alchemist #this meme was long overdue i cant believe i didnt do this

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Bubble: I accidentally engaged in too much "me time"

Bubble: Turns out I've been reported missing for a week and presumed dead by most locals and national authorities

#submitted by @scarlight-has-issues #cluster dimension #cluster dimension quotes #clutter dimension #clutter dimension quotes #bubble #@bubble-steven

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Varian: You're the love of my life, I'd do anything for you.

Iris: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a healthy sleep schedule.

Varian: ABSOLUTELY NOT.

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Crow: Lav, you could've died!

Lav: The doctor said all the bleeding is internal, that's where the blood is supposed to be!

#cluster dimension #cluster dimension quotes #clutter dimension #clutter dimension quotes #@purple-steven #lav #crow #@corvid-steven

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Lav: It's okay to ask for help

Crow: You're not a burden

Varian: Murder is okay

Bubble: Your feelings matter

#submitted by @scarlight-has-issues #cluster dimension #cluster dimension quotes #clutter dimension #clutter dimension quotes #@purple-steven #@corvid-steven #@varian-the-unstable-alchemist #@bubble-steven #bubble #varian #lav #crow

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Lav: WOOHOO! That's my girlfriend, suckers.

Crow: I'm your wife, Lav.

Lav: My wife, even better.

#cluster dimension #cluster dimension quotes #clutter dimension #clutter dimension quotes #@purple-steven #lav #crow #@corvid-steven

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Atlas: He died of natural causes.

Lappet: You pushed him off the roof.

Atlas: Gravity is natural.

#cluster dimension #cluster dimension quotes #clutter dimension #clutter dimension quotes #@moth-steven #Lappet #Atlas