#@corvid-steven

[clutterincorrectquotes]

#cluster dimension #cluster dimension quotes #clutter dimension #clutter dimension quotes #@purple-steven #Lav #@corvid-steven #Crow #@bubble-steven #Bubble #@varian-the-unstable-alchemist #Varian #incorrect quotes

[curiousaur]

𝗕𝗘𝗘𝗙 𝗦𝗘𝗔𝗦𝗢𝗡 𝟭

They put this dude in a Dick Cheney mask and he was mean to these crows, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙬𝙨 𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙬𝙨. And all over the country, no matter where Cheney was, 𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙬𝙨 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙖𝙨𝙨.

#yes these petty corvids getting the recognition they deserve! #every time an a24 production provides subtitles for non-humans the world becomes a better place to live in for .05 seconds #beef #beef tv #beef netflix #steven yeun #ali wong

[harpyface]

Fanart for @phospadparadscha's Disco Universe! Featuring weapon ideas :))

Harry has a spiked bat but instead of nails it has spiked glass (disco ball-esque) which would have been a normal bat for pre-martinaise harry (great for a gym teacher), and uh I actually don't know what to call Kim's weapon, they're like disc blades, and so stick plus little sharp bits equals Black Opal's chainsaw ^_^

more thoughts and praises under the cut <3

My original ideas were a disco ball frag grenade for Harry, maybe something dodgeball like for pre-martinaise, and a compound crossbow for Kim, which would probably just be a pellet crossbow for Black Opal. But then one, I wanted Kim's weapon to be "something strikes quick and hard, with little need for multiple blows" (in the words of phos :3) and generally more aerodynamic than a crossbow (I was definitely thinking ranged weapon). So um throwable halo as a weapon equals the disc blades :) ummm now i'm gonna be completely honest, the disc blades are from deathbringer in wings of fire, they are like circles that are knives??? and i looked at the graphic novel and yeah they are just sharp circles lmao

I think in general I was really excited to draw a chainsaw lmao, I also switched up Black Opal's design a little (aviator jacket, different colors) but I love the blacklight/bowling alley carpet palette that he has.

I haven't actually seen steven universe but this has a bunch of my favorite things so I really like this AU (minerals, disco elysium, crossover aus) and phos's art is so cool <3

#i'm not that great with cartoony styles like steven universe but i've done something similar to this before #i have seen the movie 👍 but in general i love rocks and gems and stuff it is one of my favorite things #found out about druzy quartz through this and was ecstatic lmao #black opals second pair of arms is hard to see but its there #drawing the chainsaw sucked actually but im from qsmpblr so chainsaw aesthetic is awesome #this rlly helped with my lineart slash line weight issues i am trying to improve #whoa two posts in two days who is this maybe even a post tomorrow #corvid creates #disco elysium #steven universe #steven universe crossover #disco elysium au #disco universe #harry du bois #kim kitsuragi

[drinkingwithkhonshu]

hot new take: instead of jake taking care of all the neighborhood stray cats (which is still totally valid!), he makes friends with a whole family of crows! marc and steven don’t know until they keep pecking the windowsill demanding treats

bonus: jake teaches them to cuss in Spanish and it is the bane of marc’s existence bc they always caw them out really loud to scare the shit out of him

bonus bonus: khonshu interacts with them enough they learn to speak ancient egyptian and steven gets spooked bc they start chanting an old hymn from the pyramid texts that raises every hair on his body with how ominous they sound

bonus bonus bonus (last one I promise): the boys name them all based on old adventure movie characters (i.e. the mummy, indiana jones, etc). it’s the one theme they can all agree on

#moon knight #steven grant #marc spector #jake lockley #crows #corvids #headcanons #humor #mine

[bubble-steven]

Let's go back to basics. Aggression curse.

//:D

-Bubble was currently carrying some bags with clothes, she went shopping! Since she lost considerable weight, she supposed she should get at least some that would fit her nicely. She was currently wearing a dress, one of the few things in her closet that fit her nicely even after everything. She was now walking towards the boardwalk, probably would go get some frybits and go home.-

-That's when the curse hit though. She couldn't exactly feel it, st least until she spotted your muse, she left her bags and approached them, seemingly angry. Really angry.-

//taggin some friends!! @anyone, cant remember a lot of people rn @purple-steven @corvid-steven @soft-kachan

#//just a lil warning! this rp might get really gory and graphic.

[ghostinnit-rp]

A garden had been slowly building up just outside the forest. It was neatly organized and had a couple of small fences built around it but whoever had been growing it had rarely been seen outside of people mentioning flashes of red.

It was a rather pretty garden though, very peaceful and quiet, especially with some people being a bit intimidating by the rapidly growing plants with no known source. It would be a lovely place to relax for a bit or even just see the variety of different flowers and other plants there.

//open rp

@purple-steven @boba-bae-cafe-su-au @varian-the-unstable-alchemist @bubble-steven @exiled-tommy-rp @corvid-steven @purple-steven @a-different-player @sun-and-moon-sb @soft-kachan @the-plushie-friendships @syntheticsacrifice @literally anyone and alts(sorry if you got tagged twice)

[boba-bae-cafe-su-au]

Biolence time. Attack people you have no choice

Boba was in the forest, as that was where she normally was by now. Below her, at her feet, was a body. Clearly a corpse, as it was dead, a knife gouged into its skull.

Boba wasn't herself at the moment, her eyes gave that away. She pulled the knife out, the noise was just sickening. She looked at the corpse with a blank look.

A bunny hopped nearby into a bush, the noise reaching Boba's ears. She pulled out her gun, and shot at the bush about.. 15 times..? You can tell at least one bullet hit the bunny by the squeak it made.

//violencceeee:3 @purple-steven @corvid-steven @izuku-midoriya-rp @gazmembranerp @anybody! I'm tryna think of other ppl I haven't interacted w/—

[rolling-combo]

Surge The Tenrec is brought in to the Clutter Dimension.

//oo this is going to be fun >:D

-The tenrec was running along a path of dirt along a forest, a circle of water along her waist, her sidekick, Kit, holding onto it. They were looking for shelter around the place.-

-None of them noticed when they were teleported, placed at the forest near Beach city. Eventually they found the aforementioned place, stopping abruptly.-

What the-

Ey drippy, this wasn't here before! Where are we?!

-Kitsunami lowered himself to the ground, water going back to his backpack, confused as well.-

We're in the middle of the continent, there isn't supposed to be a beach here.

Something's up here then. I'll ask for directions, you stay hidden.

-The fennec nodded, and Surge grinned, sharp teeth showing themselves. Might as well have some fun with the "gathering information" thing. They both got separated now, Surge just casually strolling until she spotted your muse. In a flash she pinned them against the wall and showed them her hand crackling with strands of glowing electricity.-

Hey there! How about you answer some questions for me?

//open rp! Uhhh I've been gone for a good while and idk who are still active- @purple-steven @corvid-steven @varian-the-unstable-alchemist @lilmetalsonic @anyone! sorry if i didn't tag someone i just genuinely dont remember-

#//small warning tho #//i tend to go a bit overboard with writing violence so theres that ksjnsfhs

[shy-sunshine-au]

Cracked- Your muse’s gem is now cracked. It can’t heal, but it also can’t get worse. If muse has multiple gems, then mun decides which one is cracked.

The sunlight shone through her bedroom window, shining onto her bed, almost making her looking like she glowing.

She slowly opened her eyes, yawning as she began to stretch.

This was all interrupted by pain suddenly shooting through her body.

She cried out as her body suddenly glitched, trying to keep together.

Tears filled her eyes as she gripped her sheets. Her navel gem hurt. Bad. She knew she should check it, but she was hurt and scared.

She reached out for the crow plush on her nightstand and held it tight, her body suddenly glitching again for a second.

She gently pressed her face against the soft plush.

“C-crow... please...”

-@corvid-steven

[alonglistofbirds]

[479/10,977] Azure Jay - Cyanocorax caeruleus

Order: Passeriformes Suborder: Passeri Superfamily: Corvoidea Family: Corvidae (corvids)

Photo credit: Steven Whitebread via Macaulay Library

#birds #Azure Jay #Passeriformes #Passeri #Corvoidea #Corvidae #Cyanocorax #birds a to z #undescribed #0% - 25%

[clutterincorrectquotes]

Lav: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.

Crow: this is a lie

Crow: I'm literally dating them and this is a lie

Crow: HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE. IT'S RAW AND BURNED. WHAT IS THIS.

#cluster dimension #cluster dimension quotes #clutter dimension #clutter dimension quotes #@purple-steven #lav #crow #@corvid-steven

[a-fluttering-flame]

Go home, Muse. You’re Drunk.: Muse is confused easily and acts as though drunk.

Flutter was sitting on a bench by the beach, smiling to herself. She almost seemed a little dizzy.

(@corvid-steven)

#tw alchohol mention

[mono-rp]

Exploring

*mono was walking around the beach, feeling sand between his toes without fearing his life was definitely different, his bag over his head seemed to be soaked along with his clothes, there had been a storm the past night, he had got caught outside in it.*

//Open rp

@purple-steven @corvid-steven @boba-bae-cafe-su-au @the-plushie-friendships @anyone!

[obsidian-heart]

Change of world

All was calm on the beach, till a portal opened up above the water near the beach.

Unlike most portals, this one was huge. But it was definitely for a good reason, as a massive fusion fell out of it and landed into the water.

After the loud crash, the fusion looked around, grunting in confusion and annoyance.

@corvid-steven, @purple-steven, @sweetfeathered-friend, @bright-steven, @bubble-steven. @anyone else. open rp!

[robot-steven]

Metallic crash

All was calm on the beach. But it wouldn’t be that way for long.

The sound of the calm waves were suddenly interrupted by the sound of a portal opening, then some yelling.

Your muse could see a pink bubble falling from the air and crashing into the sand.

@corvid-steven, @bubble-steven, @sweetfeathered-friend, @purple-steven, @bright-steven, @ anyone else. Open rp!

[suicidal-steven]

A bloody birthday

*Venom had gone missing, gone for about a week at the moment, it's Venom's birthday but where was he?*

*his room had been left in shambles everything is either broken or ripped apart, a couple rose quartz gem shards left on the floor of the room along with droplets of blood, it's dried but noticable, his closet wide open, boxes had fallen from the top shelf that held clothes were spilled onto the floor, what happened here?..*

//Open rp!

@purple-steven @bright-steven @alexhelpsgems @varian-the-unstable-alchemist @corvid-steven @bubble-steven @rolling-combo @anyone!

#//tw heavy gore #//tw death