Mom read an article today, the title is "Dog owners, these are 30 reasons why other people think you are crazy!"
Let's see----
1. Your place always has dog toys everywhere on the floor. -- Check!
2. You get to used to sleep at the corner of the bed. (see Pic 2) -- Check
3. No matter how often you clean the windows, there are always some weird and mystery stains on them. -- Check
4. You know your neighbors' dogs better than your neighbors. -- Check
5. Your dog eats better than you. -- (No!!! Mom never shared her food with me!!!)
6. You already accepted the fact that your place, your car and your clothes are full of flying dog hair. Sometimes when you eat out, you will find one or two your fur baby's hair in the food, too. -- Check! (Sorry, Mom. I just want to follow you everywhere~~)
7. You always can find doggie poop bags in your bag or pocket-- Check!
8. You just keep buying toys and beds; even you know very well that your fur baby will probably only play with them for a very short time -- Check! (I own 5 beds so far...mom loves buying beds for me)
9. When guests told you that you need to lock your dog or take the dog to other room, you will get super mad!! Like super super mad!! -- Check! (Yes!! I am mad, too! It's either ME or You Guest!!! Pick One!)
10. When you call your fur baby "baby", you mean it!! -- Check!
11. People who have dogs are more attractive to you! -- Check!
12. When someone said he doesn't like dogs, you don't want to trust him or talk to him anymore!! -- Check! (Yes, don't trust him, mom!!!)
13. 40% of the time, you talk to your dog in high pitch tone..just like you are talking to a real baby -- Check!!
14. When someone gives your dog a treat, you will be very touched! -- Check!
15. Your alarm is your dog -- (Hmmmm....maybe just on the weekends. I like to let my mom sleep in during the weekdays when she needs to go to work.)
16. When you are watching a movie, you don't care that someone got killed in the movie. But if someone kills a dog, you would get so mad and you want to walk out from the theater and think "why do they have to let the dog die??" -- Check!
17. When you see on the news or hear about homeless dogs, abused animal or lost dogs, you wish you have wings so you can fly out to rescue them (or donate money to them) -- Check!! (Mommy keeps saying that she wants to bring back one more dog to play with me...)
18. If you see a dog walking on the street, you want to run over there to play with the dog, just like you see a celebrity. -- Check!
19. You hate New Year's Eve and July 4th those holidays because your dog is afraid of fireworks.-- Check! (I really hate fireworks. I don't even think that going under the couch can protect me!!!)
20. When you visit your friend, you see there are food on the table and you would be super worried that the food will disappear in one second. -- (LOL. No, I only steal the food here and there when mommy is in the shower. I am a super behaved girl)
21. If you see a homeless dog on the street, you will run to help him. -- Check!
22. Your dog will get Christmas gifts just like other family members -- Check!!!! Check!! Check!!!
23. Dog's drool is part of your life. -- Check!
24. Your friends buy you some dog related gifts all the time. -- (I don't know..mom never received anything like that....But we will take the gift if you want to buy it).
25. Your friends and family know that when you visit them, it means your dog will be there, too! -- Check! (We are twins, we do everything together).
26. You try to repeat some words, some key words, to let your dog understands you -- Check! (I know "Going Out", "Chic-ken", "Water", "Bring your toy"....)
27. When you are on the trip, you miss your dog more than you miss your family and friends -- Check!! (Sorry, Fish).
28. Your parents tell you that "I think you love your dog more than you love us" -- Check! (Sorry, Mommy' mom)
29. You think your dog is your best friend!! -- Check!
30. You don't care about those hair, poops, and chewed up shoes because you know that dog is the BEST PART of your life! Check!!
So........ARE YOU CRAZY? Or just my mom??
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ThrowBack Thursday:
3 years ago, I was delivered to my mom's front door the night she came back from Hawaii. I remembered that she was half awake from the jet lag and she surely was so not ready to have a baby walking into her life just like that. I was worried that I had to find another home but it only took her one second to say YES!!
That night...first time in my life, I had a nice warm shower, yummy FOOD, a cozy bed to roll, and tons tons tons of love from my mom.
I just want to tell you guys that I LOVE MY MOM SO MUCH...
"Please Adopt, Don't Shop"!!!
We Love You 3
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