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“Nobody’s going to want to sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours to get from New York City to LA.”

Me. I will sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours. I’ll sit on it for days. I’ll write and read and nap and eat and then do it all over again. I’ll stare out the windows and see America from ground level and not have to drive. I’ll see the Rockies and the deserts and cornfields and the Mississippi River and your house and yours and yours too. I’ll make up stories in my head about the small towns I see as we go along. I’ll see the states I’ve yet to see because driving or flying there is a fucking slog and expensive to boot. I’ll enjoy the ride as much as the destination. And then I’ll do it all over again to come the fuck home.

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wanting to talk to people is so fucking embarrassing. literally hi it's me again I wanted to have a conversation with you because I think you're fun to talk to. oh god you can just fucking kill me if you want sorry

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you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.

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people love to complain about sex scenes in tv shows and violence in movies when the real danger is scenes that make you feel second hand embarrassment.

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Friendly reminder that Lana fucking improvised this scene (Regina sitting on Emma's desk) and what we see here is JMo's real reaction, not Emma's 😌

#incredible #swan queen

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BESTIES!!!!!! <3

#love this scene #barson

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Rafael Barba giving his sad puppy face ✨

#rafael barba

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Just some pics of me from a recent snow day ❄️

also in need of some validation and i know i can rely on my lovely mutuals to blow smoke up my ass

Please DO NOT REBLOG

#just ur local lesbian being extra in the snow #me #personal

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Non leverage mutuals I'm sorry but also have you considered... Watching leverage? 👀

#i'm being silly but also you should #its fabulous and i need more people to go insane about it with #leverage

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I’m the kind of person that will restart a song because i got distracted and wasn’t appreciating it enough.

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Tracy Chapman and Luke Combs performing Fast Car at the Grammys

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Leverage is so cathartic to watch when you’re sick of the world cause it’s just: crazy neurodivergent found family does crime and screws over capitalists.

Flawless premise no notes 👌

#leverage

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Sophie grifting: hot duchess. seductive investor. mysterious businesswoman.

Eliot grifting: ridiculously competent chef. hot athlete (any sport). heartthrob country musician.

Hardison grifting: overly-confident criminal. assertive FBI agent. heartthrob classical musician.

Nathan Ford grifting: goddamn piece of shit oily slimy scumbag ambulance-chaser untrustworthy con artist with a stupid fucking voice and a silly hat

the show is not doing Nate any favors in the likeability or attractiveness departments here

(Bonus mention: Parker grifting: autism creature)

#leverage

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Leverage parodying The Office was 10/10 much better than The Office

#leverage #the office job #TRUE

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nate: and they bled out in each other’s arms

interpol agent, taking notes: okay

nate: holding hands. with each other. with eliot in the middle

interpol agent: …okay, so after that y-

nate: they were in love

interpol agent: okay but what happened aft-

nate, shaking: it’s essential to me that you write that down

#leverage

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one of my favorite things about my job that i can say to people that sounds utterly ridiculous but is technically 100% true is that one of our sea turtles keeps trying to get me to commit a felony on her behalf and gets SUPER cranky when i won’t do it