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people on here r rly like 'attraction to big people is fetishistic, attraction to small people is pedophilic, having sexual thoughts about a real person is objectifying and basically harassment (and having them about fictional people is perverted), kinky sex is immoral, if youre open about your sex life in any way youre a pervert, if youre not open about them you are queerbaiting. basically you should be completely sexless while everything you do is sexualized and up for debate/speculation. this is good for the lgbt community'

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“the worst they could say is no” true but while they are saying it they very well could hit me with force lightning like palpatine. From star war

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shoutout to offputting autistic people

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The Baron really said "I respect drama more than any vampire tradition" and left it at that

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laszlo continuously proves that he's the most empathetic and in touch with his humanity. hanging out w colin robinson and giving him the best last month bc he knew he was going to die. raising baby colin. having the option to reinvent his identity and choosing a human bartender named jackie who raised thousands of dollars for a highschool volleyball team. having a human best friend who he's constantly getting out of trouble & inviting places (even if he has to be hypnotized first). trying to protect nadja from getting hurt by gregor. spending weeks in a makeshift lab trying to figure out how to help guillermo AND keeping his secret. helping guillermo bring derek to the necromancer because he knows it would eat away at him. knowing the exact day and time they talked about the guide to show her they do care. figuring out a way to walk in the sunlight and spending the day at the beach. huh

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WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS 5.10

#PLEASE #i love her so much #wwdits

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Mey Rin : blue revenge arc

#i love her sm

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You want me to find a quiet place to study? The thing that put Haruhi Fujioka in debt?

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I hate how every website eventually succumbs to the effects of capitalism. Itll start out good and then years down the line it will turn into ad after ad after ad. We cant have anything anymore unless it profits

#why does greed have to destroy everything #capitalism

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Im probably getting a promotion which yay more money but i will also get screamed at every morning because my boss is a fucking prick

#i hate that we live in a society where that is kind of normal and you really cant do shit about it

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Petition for my niece to stop smoking in my fucking bathroom

#like come on #you cant at least wait until you get home #or maybe hide it a little better???? #jfc

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Nurse: "Your sturgeon will be in shortly"

Patient: "You mean my surgeon?"

Nurse: "No."

*an 800 pound fish flops into the room, thrashing violently on the linoleum and knocking medical equipment to the floor*

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Yknow when your cat lays on you a certain way and then gets mad at YOU for having the audacity to be touching them and you literally haven’t moved

#my cat is currently biting me

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person w adhd experiencing symptoms of adhd: why the fuck can’t I do this thing . I wish there was some explanation for this

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By talos… the drama….

#i don’t even know what to say #found my nieces account on here #pretending to be her sister #to get with grown ass men #… #she is not mentally well #i dont know hope to say that in nicer terms #personal #she is 13 btw