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when ur reading fanfic and one character was cooking and the other comes up to them and they start making out and everyones like starting to take their shirts off and the author STILL hasnt mentioned anyone turning off the stove

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I'd go to modelling school if this was the poses

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Source

#fox #EARS

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season 1 scully

#laugh rule #I AM WHEEZING #the x files #dana scully #wearing her dad's coat apparently

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Concealed mostly beneath the surface, sharks are the icebergs of the sea.

Scary Triangles [Explained]

Transcript

[Cueball points with a stick to a poster hanging behind him to the left. The poster has a diagram of a shark. The dorsal fin is shown above a wavy surface of water. The part of the outline of the shark that are under water are drawn in dashed lines. There are unreadable text in the top and bottom left corner, and two labels with lines that points to its dorsal fin and its gills. Cueball's stick points to the label near the gills]

Cueball: Today's marine biology lecture is on sharks. We all know them as the scary triangles of the sea, but recent research has revealed that the triangle is only a small portion of the shark - over 90% of it is hidden beneath the surface.

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*re-reads my own story*: Damn this is some good shit

*gets to the part where I stopped writing*: WTF WHERE'S THE REST OF IT HOW DO I GET MORE

Brain: You're the author, if you want more you have to write it

Me: *flips tables*

#RUDE #yes tho #fanfiction

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credit: Misun Holdorf

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😍

#HE WAS A SK8ERBOI #stargate atlantis #joe flanigan #John Sheppard

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#kathryn janeway #chakotay #❤️❤️❤️ #janeway/chakotay #star trek voyager #j/c

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oh mannnnnnn the old "lolLZ i suck at summaries just read it"

newbie fic authors, shooting themselves in the foot: This fic is bad haha I suck at writing lol I am being mean to myself in the hopes that you will be nice to me but actually am dissuading anyone from even clicking on my fic because all I have done to advertise it is tell you why you shouldn't read it

me: I am King Big Dick of Fanfic Mountain and I have arrived in your fandom with the Express Intention of writing my Very Favorite Fics, which I will generously allow you to read. You're welcome.

#fanfiction

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I AM SCREAMING THIS IS AMAZING QSUKDFHBSLKJBN

i don’t want a star trek musical episode where they sing half assed pop songs i want the weyouns doing cell block tango from chicago

#star trek #cell block tango #SINGLE MY ASS #HE RAN INTO MY [BATLETH]

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The Man from a Different Universe

In the chronicles of unexplained mysteries, the story of the Taured Man stands out as a baffling and enigmatic tale that has puzzled minds for decades.

It all began in the mid-20th century when a well-dressed and confident Caucasian man arrived at Tokyo's Haneda Airport, eager to embark on his journey. However, it was at the airport's immigration desk that this ordinary-looking traveler would reveal an extraordinary claim that would forever shroud his identity in mystery. Upon being asked the routine question of his country of origin, the man, with unwavering conviction, declared that he hailed from a place called "Taured." To the bewilderment of the Japanese immigration authorities, there was no record of such a country. The traveler was asked to produce identification, and that's when the plot thickened. In his possession, the Taured Man held a plethora of official documents, each more puzzling than the last. A passport, driver's license, and a stack of business cards – all issued by the non-existent nation of Taured – were laid out before the astounded officials. The documents were meticulously crafted, bearing all the hallmarks of authenticity, complete with visas from multiple countries, hinting at a history of international travel. As if this weren't perplexing enough, there were other curious details that further fueled the mystery. The authorities, grappling with disbelief, questioned the man about his homeland. His unwavering response was that Taured had existed for a long time, situated in the border region between France and Spain. This contradiction, however, only deepened the enigma, as no such country appeared on any maps or records. It was as though the Taured Man was a visitor from an alternate dimension or an elaborate hoaxer.

The confusion escalated as the man was escorted to a hotel room, still under the vigilant gaze of Japanese immigration authorities. While they were determined to solve the riddle of his identity, they were left with more questions than answers. The next morning, an eerie and baffling development occurred – the Taured Man and all of his belongings, including the Taured documents, had vanished without a trace. There were no signs of forced entry or exit, leaving investigators and airport personnel dumbfounded. It was as if the enigmatic traveler had simply vanished into thin air.

#unsolved mysteries #unsolved #urban legends #weird

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Hi, I’m here for the Stargate Atlantis revolution of 2024.

#stargate atlantis #John Sheppard #joe flanigan #that's Lt. Col. Errand Boy to you

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Joe Flanigan as John Sheppard in "The Shrine"

#Stargate Atlantis #SGA #John Sheppard #Joe Flanigan #that's Lt. Col. Errand Boy to you

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Weird Facts That Don't Make Sense

The Can Opener Wasn't Invented For Almost 60 Years After Canned Food

The University Of Oxford Is Older Than The Heads On Easter Island

Abraham Lincoln And Charles Darwin Were Born On The Same Date

Marilyn Monroe And Queen Elizabeth Were Born In The Same Year

Woolly Mammoths Were Still Alive While Egyptians Were Building The Pyramids

Oxford University Existed For Hundreds Of Years Before The Aztec Empire Was Founded

Nintendo Was Founded When Jack The Ripper Was Still On The Loose 

Anne Frank And Martin Luther King Junior Were Born In The Same Year 

The Fax Machine Was Invented The Same Year The First Wagon Crossed The Oregon Trail

You Could Take The London Underground To The Last Public Hanging In The UK

Princess Diana And Mother Teresa Died Days Apart

Ecstasy Was Invented The Same Year The Titanic Sank

#Weird History

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#unsolved mysteries