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Asra: [to MC about Lucio] He is not the love of your live - he is just a guy! Hit him with your carriage!

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MC: Hey, I’m going to the river to bathe. Wanna help me out?

Muriel : [in his genuine innocence]...Have you... never bathed before?

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Main 6 as DnD Races

Disclaimer: i've never played dnd lol.

Julian : Tiefling

Asra : Tabaxi

Nadia : Elf

Muriel : Bugbear

Lucio : Human

Portia : Harengon

P.S.

- my headcannon is that Lucio is just human that's why he's so eager to prove himself as something more due to insecurity.

- Also I'm aware that Julian and Portia are related. Humour me.

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Main 6 as DnD classes.

disclaimer: I've never played dnd lol.

Julian : Bard

Nadia : Monk

Asra : Wizard

Muriel : Druid

Lucio : Fighter

Portia : Ranger

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Lucio : this push pop slaps

Nadia : ...

Nadia : ... that’s a glue stick

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Lucio : What’s up?

MC: Oh nothing, just thought i’d come see what--

MC: ...

MC: This room used to have four walls.

Julian, to Lucio: I told you they’d notice.

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Lucio : *Gasp*

MC : wHAT??

Lucio: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?

MC : *inhales*

Portia, in another room with Nadia: Why can I hear screaming?

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Natiqa : wow, this escape room is really difficult

Nadia : ...

Nadia : this is a family dinner...

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Nadia : [speaking Prakran]

Lucio : I know, I know.

Portia : You speak Prakran?

Lucio : No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Noddy speaks.

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Volta, being kidnapped: Yum, thanks

Kidnapper, putting more duct tape on his mouth: Stop eating it!

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Julian : Hey, can you give me the opposite of these words?

Julian : Always, Coming, From, Take, Me, Down.

Asra : Never, Going, To, Give, You-

Asra : The fucking satisfaction.

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MC: Lucio, I’ve organized your messages into three categories.

MC : “From Noddy”

MC : “Death Threats”

MC : and “Death Threats From Noddy”

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Julian : *to Portia* Do you want me to get you a step stool so you can look into my eyes while you threaten me?

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Lucio : I went by the house I grew up in, asked if I could go in and look around. They said no and slammed the door.

Lucio : My mother can be so rude. 

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Lucio : You're the last person I expected to come save me

MC : In my defense, your insufferable personality has grown on me against my will

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Julian: what? i’m great with affection!

MC: you look so beautiful and you are the most important thing in my life

Julian: *literally shaking and crying* t-that’s n-nice

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Mazelinka: You shouldn’t insult people who are bigger than you.

Portia: Maybe that is true, but then I’d never get to insult anyone, and that would be boring.

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