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This is the best one

#thesis 2

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fixed it

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I’m making it a habit to say “drac u later” when I leave a room and “I’m backula” when I enter a room

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Given how wizards are themed around higher education, with their universities and ivory towers, I wanna see more fiction that goes into their published papers.

Like, there should be massive drama in the Wizarding world about how Fantasy Wikipedia says "There's no consensus about the origins of skydoves" when in fact, there very much is, everyone knows they were created in the first or second dragon wars, and that's uncontroversial. One single wizard at the University of Towers who thinks they're an offshoot of mermaids DOES NOT MEAN IT'S AN OPEN ISSUE.

Papers that are rebuttals to other magical discoveries. Like, look, that spell just won't work, and you can't call it a "theoretical exercise" just to cover up the fact that you've not been able to cast it. You can't combine Ichthyomancy with completely unrelated elemental summonings, that's just not how magic works, in all due respect.

Thesis defense would be significantly scarier when all your reviewers can cast Everburning Fireball on your ass.

Learning Theoretical Evocation from a hungover lizardman TA at 8am, because the professor for this course has been off on the Elemental Plane of Circles for half the semester trying to finish her paper on how Centaurs predate horses rather than the other way around.

Speaking of which, the life of a wizard graduate student... You keep getting called to go on "quests" which are just overgrown research expeditions to help out some professor's project. You spent nearly a month in that damp castle capturing all the spinfrogs you could find, all to help your professor's project on the possibilities of concentrated soul essences. To this day, you still get dizzy whenever you see battlements, let alone a donjon.

#TEOCORE #IEE MOMENT #also in general just #ocs #but teo canonically has a masters degree in applied biomancy #hyssop's is in alchemy and verne's is in arcanochemical engineering #specifically thinking about how hyssop has contacts in another city who think they are Fucking Insane

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BABY

#yahoo!! #dumeshi

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I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

#btv campaign #gilcore #...?

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the place adventure time has in just culture in general is so so funny to be because it's so prevalent whether through just merch with characters on it or designs directly referencing the style/aesthetics and yet most people have not actually seen the show past season 1-5 (including me until like a year ago!) so if you try to explain any post s5 adventure time plot where it basically became a complete different show you sound fucking insane. they don't even know about princess bubblegum's gay cousin chicle. they don't even know about my dear friend fern.

#they dont know about magic betty!!!!!!!!! #they dont even know about the time God Fucking Died!!!!!! #adventure time

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[crimewizards]

#i prefer to play humans but really like altered humans and will do humanoids sometimes #it really depends on like. how the setting makes it work #HUUUUGE fan of aasimar who try to pass as human. had one of them once #his name was dalus he SUCKED #dnd

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wait guys. reblog this and tell me what the last movie you watched was. bonus points if you add a short review <333

#2007 sweeney todd #gamers. i kinda hate it.

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Bad news gamers, the whump high has worn off and now I'm dreading just how fucked up my guy is about to get.

they call me the whumper on account of the TPK that just happened

#lav talks #btv campaign #we may be cooking though. big things to come.

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i love this character so much......i hope they get seriously injured and almost die

#Btv campaign #whump #Haha. Um.

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#panettone forever an ever and ever #specifically al cioccolato or the kind tht is really just pandoro

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they call me the whumper on account of the TPK that just happened

#lav talks #btv campaign #i? personally? am living #im delighted. i flipped a coin to see if teo would fight til his last or give in and baby he gave in #anyway my man HAS been vampire bit now but NOT in the fun way. #and my sincerest condolences to my fellow party members. looking forward 2 waking up in a dungeon separated from you all on friday <3

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#cuties #blackrock