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Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online? Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence.I would never have been this happy!!!...

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in the most fitting move on earth, murph is the only intrepid hero to never take the lucky feat

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kristen applebees is treating cassandra the way i treat the duolingo owl

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #fhjy #holy fuck you're so right

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honestly thank god it’s looking like kristen and fig dont want to/couldn’t get into college cuz. there is no way in hell that jawbone and sandra lynn would have been able to put three kids through college at once

#no literally #like i am trying my best to get scholarships for the rest of college #so my parents only have to worry about like one kid in college #not two or three

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greatest wizard of his age

#i just cackled #gorgug thistlespring #d20 #fhjy

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two absolutely blossoming young ladies walk in, but only one can win!

#y'all i actually can't decide #this is full torture

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"hot murph week is every week,” i say into the mic. the crowd boos. i begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

"they're right," they say. i look for the owner of the voice. there in the 2nd row stands: emily axford.

#pls laugh #this is funny to me #but also true #emily axford #brian murphy

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me too beardsley

ally may have bought the book but they so clearly did not read the book

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“your reward for saving the world is to work this hard for the rest of your life” ohh this season is going to be bad for my gifted-kid-burnout-turned-workaholic energy

#fantasy high #fhjy

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#this made me giggle #of all the sports i like baseball the most #idk my ex got me into it #dont ask

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Here is a free pdf of the players handbook

Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything

Here is a free pdf to monsters manual

Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything

Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide

Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters

Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes

For all your dnd purposes

#dungeons & dragons

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i don’t think i can ever get over the fact that chungledown bim has the same intelligence as adaine

bro that is honestly terrifying

if chungledown bim were my enemy, i would be just as afraid as fabian is lmao

#dimension 20 #mutual aryeh

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update: it is like midnight and i got pancakes, so things are looking a little less dire. and to combat it, i'm having mini bell peppers and hummus

some days you do so many things, and some days you eat cold soup out of it's can because thinking of getting up to use the microwave is exhausting

#things can get better #life of el

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taking off a mask to reveal what lies beneath as a romantic gesture is overdone, and besides i want to see the romantic or even platonic potential of protecting someone's identity beneath the mask, without any expectation of ever being allowed to see what's under it. picking it up and holding it gently to their face when it's knocked off and they're in danger of being exposed, without trying to catch a glimpse of what they "really" look like under there. throwing yourself in front of them to hide them from view while they put themselves back together without taking advantage or looking back to see what you're protecting. learning to read them by body language, tone of voice, and behaviour so well that you never need to see their face to feel like you know and understand them.

#it's giving markus st.vincent and leiland #escape from the bloodkeep

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this is by no means as sweet as the ask you sent me, but bestie i cannot see the Ally Beardsley negroni screencap without thinking of you since it was ur old pfp. that is you in my brain. those vibes. i'm so sorry about this but it is the truth. also coffee with honey. <3

that is so funny, i might honestly put it back as my pfp. though i do love my lou after he rolls the infamous nat 20 pfp. but that is real. your current pfp is like my image of you lol.

also yes coffee with honey!!!

#bestie lj <3

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some days you do so many things, and some days you eat cold soup out of it's can because thinking of getting up to use the microwave is exhausting

#i am... so tired #life of el