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List 5 things that make you happy, then send this question to the last 10 people who liked/reblogged one of your posts :3 /nf

Reading

writing poetry

Hogan’s Heroes

sleep

that feeling you get right after you finish doing something you’ve been meaning to do for an eternity

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Egon x reader incorrect quotes (???)

At a speed dating event Egon: Oh wow, people are really shallow. Y/N: Consider it a background check. For example: Do you have a death certificate? Egon: Checks their pulse Sorry, not yet. Y/N: Good, I'm not fucking a ghost again.

Egon : What did Peter do this time? Y/N: More like WHO did Peter do this time?

Egon : We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you? Y/N: …You realise any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?

Egon : What are you in the mood for? Y/N: World domination. Egon : That's a bit ambitious. Y/N: You are my world. Egon : Aww… Y/N: Egon : Y/N: Egon : OH.

Egon: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake. Y/N : Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear. Egon: … Egon: You mean ring bearER, right? Y/N : … Egon: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

#egon spengler #egon x reader #incorrect ghostbusters quotes #ghostbusters #did I already do this? #Like a lot? #yes #but egon #My love

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Peter x reader incorrect quotes 2

Y/N: Something’s off. Peter: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people. Y/N: No, but that’s funny.

Peter: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos- Y/N: I wrote you a poem. Peter, already crying: You did?

Y/N: is visibly upset Peter: Y/N, what happened? I haven't seen you like this since you found out candyland wasn't an actual country.

Peter: Hey, Y/N! Do you wanna go celebrate with me? Y/N: Peter, you know I can't be seen in public with you. Peter: Okay, a simple "no" would be fine.

Peter: If I die, you can have what little I own. Y/N: Wait. What do you mean "if" you die? Peter: My unending existence is fuelled by pure spite, that of which the painful experiences of life have rendered me full. Y/N: Y/N: Sighs Let me call your therapist again.

#incorrect ghostbusters quotes #ghostbusters #peter x reader

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HP Lovecraft was a friggin genius as far as horror goes, like yes I’m scared of the dark and yeah I’m scared of all powerful beings and yes my mind is the scariest place I know

#hp lovecraft

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hastily slapped this together in a few seconds

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I need that shirt

Star Trek stuff on my watchlist

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Peter x reader incorrect quotes

Peter: You look good in that hoodie. Y/N: You know where else I'd look good? Peter, zero hesitation: My bed. Y/N, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

Y/N: Peter, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right? Peter, naked in Y/N's bed: No, I absolutely do not. Y/N, already taking off their clothes: Fuck… Me neither.

Y/N: Peter, why does your bucket list have ‘Die’ on it? Peter: So I can die feeling at least a little bit accomplished.

Peter: Kicks the door open, looking panicked Y/N: What did you do?! Peter: NOBODY DIED! Y/N: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

Peter: But we’re friends! I was building up to calling you a nickname soon! Y/N: That’ll never happen! In fact, you just lost “Y/N” privileges. From now on, you can call me by my last name or ‘Hey, you.’. Peter: Come on, Y/N. Y/N: glares Peter: Come on, Hey you.”

#incorrect ghostbusters quotes #ghostbusters #peter x reader

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Have you done Loki if you haven’t, could you ?

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Ok it's probably gunna be real obvious BUT FRANK N FURTER FROM ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW

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Sideblogs

@if-i-die1701 poetry and sometimes a little witchcraft but mostly poetry

@fandomstimboards123 Exactly what it looks like, stimboards, requests are open on this one, I’m actually really enjoying these

@thatsallgaysgirlsguysandbis Umm, this is where my gay thoughts go to die 🤷‍♀️

#🤷‍♀️ #stimboards #poetry #gay thoughts #what more could you ask for

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Kennedy really said “we’re gonna go to the moon by the end of the decade”

cue NASA with the widest friggin eyes like “what the actual hell?” Had no idea about this promise until they just heard it right now

#Wow #history

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Platonic-friendly HH valentines that my brother and I made!!

Reblog if using!

(we couldn't think of anything super clever for LeBeau, so if you have any suggestions for him totally tell me!)

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Winston x reader incorrect quotes 2

Winston: Pros and cons of dating me. Winston: Pros. You'll be the cute one. Winston: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

Winston: Go fuck yourself. Y/N, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch

Winston: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives. Y/N: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train. Winston: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

Y/N: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. Winston: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again. Y/N: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?? Winston: Is it working?

Y/N: Hey, wanna take a shower with me? Winston: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shoot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.

#incorrect ghostbusters quotes #Ghostbusters #spock #winston zeddemore #winston x reader

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the gals

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