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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

#reblog #damn dude that's wild

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The universal Judas expression

#jesus christ superstar #jcs 1973 #jcs 2012 arena tour #jcs 2000

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did these with the big three judases feel free to steal the template

#jesus christ superstar #jcs 1973 #jcs 2012 arena tour #jcs 2000

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I think you and your esteemed followers will be happy to know that the Jesus/Judas is explicit and an important plot point in the Swedish version of Jesus Christ Superstar. I can't link it, but if you search 'jesus christ superstar swedish kiss' on youtube, the kiss at around 59:30 isn't playing

Thank you Sweden!!!!!

#jesus christ superstar #swedus christ superstar

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Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

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doomed pussy got me following the path of my undoing

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carl anderson's judas with the rope around his waist the whole time and tim minchin's judas hanging himself with the scarf..... drew sarich's judas shooting himself with a gun and brandon victor dixon with the ladder falling after the stage being empty for a full minute or two. josh young's body falling from the ceiling and mary screaming underneath. i'm having very normal feelings

#jesus christ superstar #it's my queue!! #yeah all of it is insane #jcs 1973 #jcs 2012 arena tour #jcs 2000 #jcs 2012 broadway revival

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‘god loves you but not enough to save you’ daughter or ‘why didn’t you make me good enough so that you could’ve loved me?’ son

#reblog #it's my queue!! #im hearing you im comprehending the vibe youre laying out

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The Last Days of Judas Iscariot saying that heaven and hell are a state of mind and nothing can obstruct you from salvation and the love of God except your own guilt. And despair being such a dooming force that even if Jesus were to appear in front of you himself and repeatedly remind you how much he loves you, hell, he'll try to hug you and wash your feet even, you can't be let free from the prison of suffering that you've confined yourself in. All because you're so disappointed in yourself that you're gripping the bars refusing to let go. How you cannot love God without first forgiving yourself. How the ultimate tragedy in this poignant dark comedy of a play is that Judas' damnation comes not from the fact that he betrayed Jesus, but from his self-disdain and perceived unworthiness that he basically condemned himself into an eternity of solitary anguish. I can go on about this play forever and ever. Do you get it.

#reblog #it's my queue!! #i've got to get my hands on this i just gotta

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the virgin "hang on looooooooord, we're gonna fight for you" 1973 peter vs the chad "YOU, HANG ON LORD! WE'RE GONNA FIGHT FOR YOU! NO!" and then falls face first on the floor 2000 peter

#jesus christ superstar #jcs 1973 #jcs 2000 #it's my queue!! #AHSGSH SO TRUE

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i love saying "[character] save me" to characters that can't even save themselves

#reblog #it's my queue!!

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“jesus died for you” well i didn’t ask him to do that and my therapist says i am not responsible for other peoples actions

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sorry everyone it turns out gods mercy is finite & i just used up the last of it

#reblog #i just ugly snorted at the comment that said “sis youre gonna manifest us the rapture”

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https://instagram.com/p/BiC-7flHo2-/

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