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fight club is just 140 mins of tyler sashaying around in skimpy little gay fits

#i want to be this so bad #someone give me the testosterone rn i neeeeed it #tyler durden #fight club

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hello i am a random stranger (shy person) and you said 3 months ago you would beta for anything....... i have a stupid book i am making that is a daydream of mine. nothing special but obviously i would need a beta.

tldr: woudl u ever beta for a stranger

at the moment i’m not beta reading unfortunately (the horrors of grade 12 exams) but in a few months i think i totally would.

also yes i would be so chill beta reading for a stranger that would be fun

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trying to explain what sleep token sounds like to someone and the only example i can give them is 'needed me' by rihanna. what would vessel think of this.

#unironically could not come up with anything else #and i'm not even wrong #it''s kinda so similar #sleep token #sleep token worship #sleep token vessel #rihanna #???

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People, especially games, get eldritch madness wrong a lot and it’s really such a shame.

An ant doesn’t start babbling when they see a circuit board. They find it strange, to them it is a landscape of strange angles and humming monoliths. They may be scared, but that is not madness.

Madness comes when the ant, for a moment, can see as a human does.

It understands those markings are words, symbols with meaning, like a pheromone but infinitely more complex. It can travel unimaginable distances, to lands unlike anything it has seen before. It knows of mirth, embarrassment, love, concepts unimaginable before this moment, and then…

It’s an ant again.

Echoes of things it cannot comprehend swirl around its mind. It cannot make use of this knowledge, but it still remembers. How is it supposed to return to its life? The more the ant saw the harder it is for it to forget. It needs to see it again, understand again. It will do anything to show others, to show itself, nothing else in this tiny world matters.

This is madness.

#going insane

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please take me to the bunny cave

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could someone give me a gender change for $3 please??!

Knowledge is empowering

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insane

#i am so not normal about this #my friend gave him a bracelet that he wore the rest of the show #i made like direct eye contact with him a few times and he smiled at our group as he left cause we gave him a little toy #(i didn’t give him the toy but someone we met there did) #anyway best experience of my life #bring me the horizon #oli sykes #bmth2024

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in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. yuor arms off

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"It snows nine months of the year and hails the other three"

*is constantly sunny throughout the entire franchise*

#this is actually so true #how silly #how to train your dragon #httyd

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Love? You come for me... with love?

#pain #succession #kendall roy #shiv roy #roman roy

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humans are inherently good, humans are inherently bad, what about humans being inherently nothing and being moulded by the events and circumstances in which they were raised and experienced? what about that??

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spider is a very well written character whom i love to hate but the actor bryn chapman parish is also a lovely person and has a band!! which is really good! and you should listen to them right now!!

some of my favourites:

#they are so good!! #have been listening to them non stop the past few days #support small bands!! #they deserve so many more listeners #spider heartbreak high #spencer white #heartbreak high #bryn chapman parish #indie rock #rock and roll #??? #Spotify

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#2 days and i’m seeing them live #going insane #oli sykes #bring me the horizon

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if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

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nah cause why does hbh s2 instantly start off by saying ‘hey. hey gang. remember ant likes women right? he loves women’ and then the rest of the season there is NO mention of the plot line from last season where he got ?outed?? to his mum and forced to go to church more often. there’s almost so much effort to erase that from our minds that i’m thinking they might be brewing something. maybe. or i’m just silly and seeing patterns where there are none. anyways

#i just want to have faith in the writers #PLEASE HBH WRITERS DONT INTRODUCE PLOTLINES JUST TO FORGET ABOUT THEM INSTANTLY #also his thing with harper just felt kinda strange #like there was no build up? #no hate they’re cute i’m just suspicious #maybe it’s the mental illness #heartbreak high #heartbreak high s2 #ant heartbreak high #ant vaughn

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Nah cause how did the writers just completely ignore his entire Bi thing this season. I wanted some religious trauma! please just give me some religious trauma !!

hey i think we need some more ant love in the hbh community because that man is so precious and has done nearly nothing wrong except for The Patriarchy and being a gullible teenage boy but he is so special please can we just talk about him for a second

i don't think this man could intentionally every hurt anybody ever

#praying for next season #ant vaughn #ant heartbreak high #heartbreakhighs2 #heartbreak high

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got my first tattoo yesterday if anyone even cares

#his name is terrence #silly little guy #also did not really hurt much at all #tattoos #wolf tattoo #wolf art #wolf #fenris #fenrir