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dekariosclan Ā· 2 days
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Professor Dekarios: Class, today weā€™re going to work on conjuring highly-detailed illusory spells. I must warn you that weā€™re going to have quite the long day ahead of us, however, I do assure you that the result of such study will be more than worth the effort involved! Allow me to demonstrateā€¦ *lifts hand palm-up, conjures a perfect likeness of his partnerā€™s face*
Professor Dekarios:
*stares longingly at illusion*
*stares longingly at illusion*
*stares longingly at illusion*
Professor Dekarios: *dispells illusion, begins packing up* ā€¦class, upon further review I think it best if you attempted your first efforts at this technique from your own homes, therefore class is dismissed for the day.
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GALE????
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dekariosclan Ā· 3 days
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Galeā€™s Practiced Tongue
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dekariosclan Ā· 5 days
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Bard casts vicious mockery: ā€œHag-shouldered scum-vestige!ā€
Graphic designer casts vicious mockery:
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[Another 100% fake cover to go along with the first one. Note, no burn intended on Withers here! Heā€™s currently the most sought-after party planner in Faerun.]
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dekariosclan Ā· 7 days
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Get to know me better
Thank you for the tag @senualothbrok! I really am terrible at answering these types of posts (I always appreciate getting the tag, but then often drop the ball in actually doing the post) but i am humbled by your continued faith in me!
I tag anyone who wants to join in!
Rules: If you were a ____, what would you be? Insert the images in order of your answers.
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Fictional character. Both Elizabeth Bennet from P&P and Liz ā€˜I need to go talk to some food about this!ā€™ Lemon (I fall somewhere between the two)
Movie. Spy. Melissa McCarthyā€™s insecure-in-life-but-extremely-competent-at-her-job character is very relatable. Sidenote: I am in love w/Jason Statham in this movie
Book. Stephen King - The Eyes of the Dragon
Video game. Witcher 3. After spending years sending emails & doing office work, fighting monsters for $$$ sounds lovely
Song. Muse - Verona
TV show. Better Call Saul. I myself am not a shady lawyer, but I love Jimmy and I want to be friends with Kim
Poem. A Dog Named Beau. The most beautiful poem I have ever heard. Are you actively sobbing right now? Would you like to be? Just click this link.
Piece of art. Hokusai - The Great Wave Off Kanagawa
Practice/activity. Baking cookies! šŸŖā¤ļø
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dekariosclan Ā· 9 days
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Imagine a scene from Bhaalā€™s perspective, sometime towards the end of Act II. Where Bhaal knows Scleritas has located the Dark Urge, theyā€™re together, and theyā€™re traveling towards Baldurā€™s Gate.
And Bhaal is giddy/triumphant because his favored spawn is making his way back to him, and will soon rejoin the plot to massacre Faerun via the Absolute. He just canā€™t help but summon Myrkul and Bane, because he wants to gloat.
ā€œBEHOLD MY GLORIOUS SON, WHOSE VEINS COURSE WITH MY UNHOLY BLOOD!ā€ he cries gleefully. ā€œLET US SEE WHAT HORRORS HE HAS WROUGHT UPON FAERUN AS HE MAKES HIS WAY TO MY TEMPLE, AND RECLAIMS HIS RIGHTFUL TITLE AS SLAYER!ā€
Then he conjures a projection to show all of the Dark Urgeā€™s actions since escaping the Nautiloid, certain itā€™s going to be a bloodbathā€¦and instead itā€™s just [montage of Durge and Gale holding hands, flirting, smooching, gazing lovingly at each other, more smooching, Durge plucking a wildflower and tucking it behind Galeā€™s ear, still more smooching, smooching with tongue, hugging, Durge playing with Galeā€™s hair, Gale playfully pinching Durgeā€™s cheeks, smooching & moaning, and finally the full-on Astral sex scene]
And we get to watch as Bhaal takes 800,000 points of psychic damage
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dekariosclan Ā· 10 days
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UNLIMITED GALE HUGS, KISSES AND BOOPS!?! šŸ‘€ šŸ« 
Are we sure this is a bug and not Gale himself using the weave to break the game?
@airydandelion has fed us yet again with their in-depth Gale guides and this insane all-in-one ending! Get your Limited Edition Ultimate GaleĀ©ļø today! *While supplies last
Ultimate Gale appreciation post Part 1
I won't stop promoting him for a while! Because I want him to stay with us after all.
Those are gifs from his 'Ultimate' path. No mods.
Ever wanted a hug from romanced human Gale? Ultimate has it.
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2. Human kiss? Of course.
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3. Want the boop? Your wish is my command.
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Note that they are unlimited! You can have as many hugs and kisses as you want with Ultimate Gale!
But when the time comes you will see his other side too.
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That Tata for now is even better with him for some reason, lmao. Those eyes are making me feral, no joke.
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And he will take you with him, just say the word.
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Are you ready for Elysium :D ?
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dekariosclan Ā· 11 days
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Top Ten Hottest Gale Momentsā„¢ļø
Gale gushing about Lanceboard
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dekariosclan Ā· 12 days
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dekariosclan Ā· 13 days
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Can I just say a huge THANK YOU for the BombSquad / HeatWeave content! Such an under appreciated ship but unloved watching your clips ā¤ļøā¤ļø
ā¤ļø Aw thank you!! Very excited to hear from a Gale x Karlach fan! From my last count, there areā€¦umā€¦like a couple dozen of us total šŸ˜‚ So as Gale would sayā€”always a delight to speak with you!
For me, I always enjoy love stories with a nontraditional or unexpected pairing, and a Wizard and a Barbarian are definitely unexpected. (As Gale himself says: ā€˜Sheā€™s a little rough around the edgesā€¦but I suppose I can be smooth enough for two. Heh.ā€™) But I think Gale and Karlach also have a lot of similarities and compatibility that tends to get overlooked, especially in regards to shared experiences that would deepen their understanding of one another.
They both have kind hearts, they both want to help others, theyā€™re both unshakably loyal with their love, theyā€™re both extremely passionate individuals, and they both have had to experience the trauma of being discarded and left to die in a ā€˜ticking time bombā€™ scenario. In addition, their particular skill sets align and complement each other in unexpected ways. For example: what cracked me up the most when doing my Karlach origin run is that Galeā€™s approval of her shot up faster than it did with my original Tavā€”because Gale is all about avoiding violence whenever possible, and Karlachā€™s barbarian intimidation was PERFECT for that. So, weā€™d come upon a tense situation with some thugs, Karlach would scream BACK OFF at the top of her lungs to frighten them off, and Gale would stand there watching with hearts in his eyes.
And in addition, their party banter is super cute, with them teasing each other back and forth about Galeā€™s obsession with books and Karlachā€™s complete aversion to them. They also share a couple lines about drinks and ale, too, so Iā€™m sure they would have a blast together spending time at the Yawning Portal.
Finally, we already know that a romanced Gale happily goes to Avernus with her (and finds it rather charming, which is just the ultimate Gale thing to do) but this line from a romanced Karlach in a Gale origin run just really solidifies why I adore these two so very much:
Gale: My future's no more certain than your own. But when I dare to imagine having one, it's always you I see beside me.
Karlach: I'm seeing you at a desk. Pile of books up to the ceiling. And me barging in with a brace of rabbits for supper. You start chopping carrots. I stoke the fire. And every night is the best night we've ever had.
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dekariosclan Ā· 13 days
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dekariosclan Ā· 14 days
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ā€œTo truly love yourself, and to truly love another - thatā€™s the hardest thing any of us can do.ā€
-ch. 10
The Difference
2024, England.
When a portal appears in your living room and Gale Dekarios tumbles out of it, you think you are going insane. But truth is stranger than fiction, and things are rarely what they seem.
A story of love and its complications, the boundaries between reality and fiction, and the cages we build for ourselves.
[The title is taken from Matchbox Twenty's "The Difference", which is the soundtrack to this fic.]
Disclaimers: Non-18+. Gale x Tav/OC. Alternate universe (isekai). Mental health issues. Angst and hurt/comfort. Breaking the fourth wall/meta.
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
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Liked this fic? Check out my other work.
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dekariosclan Ā· 15 days
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So, we all love Galeā€™s mirror image/simulacrum, and how the ā€˜certain measure of Galeā€™s personalityā€™ that he retains is Galeā€™s sweet, dorky charmā€¦but is Gale himself aware of this?
I donā€™t believe we ever see Gale actually interact with his mirror image, as it always appears as a replacement when Gale is elsewhere.
Itā€™s possible Gale has always just assumed heā€™s created this 100% straightforward, serious mirror image who radiates scholarly intelligenceā€¦because surely, thatā€™s the aspect of his personality that it would pull from, right?
Imagine if one night, after Gale and Tav are married and living in Waterdeep, they start reminiscing about their romance. Tav brings up their first night together, and mentions how surprised they were to see Galeā€™s mirror image standing in his place at camp.
Gale is pleased, and says with a gentle laugh that he hopes Tav wasnā€™t too intimidated by his simulacrumā€™s stoic nature.
To which Tav responds oh no, not at all! They loved how adorable he was, and they still remember the cute pose he did to represent Galeā€™s personality!
Gale (perplexed): ā€¦darling, whatever do you mean? What poseā€¦?
Cue Tav, perfectly miming this:
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Gale:
HE DID WHAT
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dekariosclan Ā· 18 days
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Me, September 2023 *squinting at Reddit*: What the hell is a baldur
Me, April 2024: I have now determined the exact location of the metalworkers guild Gale and Tav would use to craft their traditional Waterdhavian fused wedding rings
i havenā€™t known peace since i became aware of gale dekarios and pulled him out of that rock.
Ah, my friendly anon, I know your pain!
You may want to sit down and brace yourself, but Iā€™m afraid this is it for you now. Gone are the days when you could simply go about your life without thinking about the wizard 24/7.
He is inside your brain now, safely lodged in there like a sexy tadpole, and heā€™s not going ANYWHERE.
Having a shower first thing in the morning? Oh, I wonder what it would be like to shower with Gale.
Listening to a random song the radio? Oooh but the lyrics just remind me of Gale.
It just started storming outside? A rough tempest I will raise.
Embrace it, my friend. Descend into madness. Youā€™re in good company.
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dekariosclan Ā· 20 days
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Gale at the end proposal scene, completely besotted, watching Tav mutter and possibly even drool a bit in their sleep, and still being like: Gods, they are perfection itself! I MUST ask for their hand in marriage, I need to lock this down sooner rather than laterā€¦
Tav (snoring loudly)
Gale: šŸ„° Locking this down today.
Tav (mouth agape as they sleep, a goofy look on their face)
Gale: šŸ˜ LOCKING THIS DOWN AS SOON AS THEY AWAKEN
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dekariosclan Ā· 21 days
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Hi!!! I really love your blog and your content. I've recently joined the Gale storm.
Are there any similar blogs/creators you recommend? I'm a bit lost on Tumblr.
Thank you! And welcome to the Galemancer community, the best community on the internet in my humble opinion. ā¤ļø There are so many excellent blogs here, Iā€™m happy to list a bunch below though I definitely wonā€™t cover them all. I encourage anyone to comment & recommend other blogs that I might have missed!
These are all blogs that I find have great content from Gale art to gifs to screenshots to fics. Also, many of these have 18+ content so please keep that in mind!
Gale Blogs:
@hotnerdywizard
@senualothbrok
@sorceresssundries
@the-real-housewives-of-waterdeep
@wild-magic-oops
@galedekarios
@obsessedwithgale
@theletteraesc
@deannamb
@waterdeepwhiskey
@weaverofnetheril
@lewdisescariot
@munmomuu
@trashmancer
@artilaz
@galebrainrott
@ex-textura
@dailygale
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dekariosclan Ā· 25 days
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Me: OK, at this point, I must have seen every single Gale interaction in the entire game. Surely there cannot be anything else that would make me love him even more.
Gale:
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Me: WELP. šŸ˜
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dekariosclan Ā· 27 days
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The entire Galemancer community right now
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